键盘侠|电视上有莫兰特时千万别走开 每五分钟让你喊一句卧槽
2022-03-01 17:05:20 来源：CCTV5在线直播
[Post Game Thread] The Memphis Grizzlies (43-20) defeat the San Antonio Spurs (24-38), 118 - 105 behind Ja Morant's career-high and franchise record 52 PTS and 22 FGMPost Game Thread
[赛后贴] 孟菲斯灰熊118 - 105击败圣安东尼奥马刺，莫兰特命中22球砍下52分刷新个人生涯纪录以及灰熊的队史纪录
双方关键球员数据：
灰熊：莫兰特52分7篮板2助攻、贾伦-杰克逊6分5篮板、亚当斯4分14篮板5助攻2抢断3盖帽、贝恩8分3篮板7助攻、安德森9分9篮板6助攻、泰厄斯-琼斯13分3篮板、克拉克8分4篮板、蒂利3分；
马刺：穆雷21分3篮板8助攻2抢断、瓦塞尔10分4篮板5助攻、珀尔特尔16分10篮板4助攻2抢断、凯尔登-约翰逊10分8篮板2抢断、麦克德莫特14分5助攻、沃克22分2篮板3助攻、科林斯6分5篮板、特雷-琼斯4分3助攻、迪奥普2分。
[–]SpursYaBoiWhit 334 points 4 hours ago
Ja hates the Spurs for some reason
We cant stop him at all or slow him down
马刺球迷：莫兰特跟马刺什么仇什么怨，我们每次都按不住他，就连减缓一下都做不到
[–][SAS] Devin BrownSmellmyhand 180 points 4 hours ago
No. He just does cool shit every night.
马刺球迷：没有吧，这家伙每场比赛都是这么飞天遁地
[–]SpursYaBoiWhit 170 points 3 hours ago
Ja against the Spurs this season
52/7/2 22-30
41/5/8 15-28
30/6/8 12-18
He fucking owns us
马刺球迷：莫兰特本赛季对阵马刺的数据：52分/7板/2助，30中22；41分/5板/8助，28中15；30分/6板/8助，18中12，把我们拿捏得死死的。
[–]NetsMyAlarmClock 74 points 3 hours ago
next game he’s dropping 63
篮网球迷：掐指一算，下一场该砍63分了
[–]Grizzliessnewoeel 865 points 4 hours ago
That pass and mid-air shot.... What the fuck is going on?
灰熊球迷：那个传球和空接投篮……也他X的是人干的事？
相关新闻>>>>NBA历史最远空接？！莫兰特0.4秒惊天超远压哨空接投篮
[–]MavericksVictorAkwaowo1 1399 points 5 hours ago
What kind of sorcery is that shit, Ja is absolutely ridiculous
独行侠球迷：这球玩的是什么妖术？莫兰特简直无法无天了
[–]Froegerer 451 points 5 hours ago
Dude has the best body control I've ever seen.
球迷：这家伙腰力之叼，乃老夫生平仅见
[–]MagicGamesgtd 311 points 5 hours ago
Ja "Derek Fisher" Morant
魔术球迷：贾-“德里克-费舍尔”-莫兰特
[–]Spursexcitednarwhal 221 points 4 hours ago
Steven "Your Favorite Quarterback" Adams
马刺球迷：史蒂文-“你最爱的四分位”-亚当斯
[–]WizardsPussSlurpee 87 points 3 hours ago
Steven "Fuck it, Ja down there somewhere" Adams
奇才球迷：史蒂文-“去他X的，莫兰特就在那一片”-亚当斯
[–]ThunderSightedSe7en 574 points 5 hours ago
Steven Adams has reached Kevin love levels of inbound passing
雷霆球迷：亚当斯纵贯全场的传球已然比肩凯文-乐福
[–][ATL] Trae Younglightskinbeaner 173 points 5 hours ago
this lowkey better than the dunk ??????
老鹰球迷：这个低调的投篮，比那个隔扣更好看??????
相关新闻>>>>莫兰特超远滑翔残暴隔扣珀尔特尔
[–]NetsAtWorkAndOnReddit 576 points 5 hours ago
Dunk of the year
篮网球迷：年度最佳扣篮！
[–]Vancouver Grizzliesonelegonedream 314 points 5 hours ago
Best dunk of his career. I love this man
灰熊球迷：莫兰特职业生涯最佳扣篮，我爱这个男人
[–]RaptorsDBaziany 591 points 5 hours ago
THATS NOT A DUNK THATS A HOMICIDE
猛龙球迷：那是扣篮吗？那是杀人！
[–]NBAlazzysmalls 451 points 5 hours ago
Police!! Police!! Help!!!
球迷：警察！！警察！！救命！！
[–][MEM] Marc GasolGrizzliesOrBust 949 points 5 hours ago
Poeltl is 7'1" btw. Just Unreal.
灰熊球迷：顺便提一下，被隔扣的珀尔特尔身高2米16。不敢相信这是真的。
[–]SpursExequelley 2550 points 5 hours ago
I still love you Poeltl but RIP
马刺球迷：珀尔特尔，我还是爱你的，但请安息吧
[–][MEM] Mike ConleyCaesarSalad837 963 points 5 hours ago*
Respect to Poeltl for the attempt, but Ja just murdered a man
灰熊球迷：珀尔特尔上去试图阻挡，就值得尊敬，奈何莫兰特杀人如麻
[–]DylanVincent 5 points 4 hours ago
I don't want his mother to have to see him like this.
球迷：莫兰特这么残暴，可不能让他的妈妈看见
[–]76ersmxnoob983 332 points 5 hours ago
I don't even think Poeltl considered that he would have to contest a dunk, just that Ja is probably going to drive and try and lay this up so I have to be in the way. That must have shocked him
76人球迷：我觉得珀尔特尔都没料到自己要面对的是一个扣篮，他觉得莫兰特很可能是要突破上篮，所以必须挡住他的去路。可丫居然扣了，肯定惊到他了
[–][SAS] El ContusioneUncle_Freddy 2001 points 5 hours ago
My brain when he took off: “there’s no way, he jumped too early.”
My brain now: “look how they massacred my boy”
马刺球迷：看到他起跳，我的脑子说“玩儿呢？这起跳也太早了”。球进之后，我的脑子说“原来屠杀是这个样子滴”
[–][DET] Bol Bolyodeadasss 109 points 5 hours ago
Ja don’t jump, that boy flies
活塞球迷：莫兰特那是跳吗？那是飞
[–]Downvotes_inbound_ 126 points 5 hours ago
I kept waiting for him to come down, but he just stayed up there
球迷：我一直在等着他落地，可他就是不下来
[–]Grizzliesthebigpink 5 points 4 hours ago
Momma there goes that man!
灰熊球迷：妈妈，快出来看上帝
[–]Gran Destinothemarkster09 981 points 5 hours ago
Good fucking lord this kid is special
球迷：哎呦卧槽，这年轻人，卧槽
[–]GrizzliesBPimpin 706 points 3 hours ago
Ja is must see TV. There’s a new highlight every 5 minutes
灰熊球迷：电视上出现莫兰特时千万别走开，每五分钟就让你喊一句卧槽！
[–][OKC] Josh GiddeyOkBarber6 280 points 5 hours ago
I’m never missing a grizzlies game ever again
雷霆球迷：我以后再也不会错过灰熊任何一场比赛
[–]GrizzliesNetflixAndNikah 454 points 3 hours ago
Ja Morant is single-handedly going to make soooo many Grizzlies fans
灰熊球迷：莫兰特凭一己之力，为灰熊吸粉无数
[–]Knicksshitboots 68 points 2 hours ago
Might be the most entertaining player I've ever watched honestly. MVP Westbrook and Rose are the only ones that compare.
尼克斯球迷：老实讲，莫兰特可能是我见过的最赏心悦目的球员。也就MVP赛季的威少和罗斯能与之相提并论
[–]SunsNabz23 189 points 3 hours ago
Attacks rim like Amar'e, built like AI. I love this dude
太阳球迷：貌似艾佛森，攻框如斯塔德迈尔，我爱这个家伙
[–]GrizzliesNemuTheSheep 104 points 2 hours ago
Our franchise has never had a player like Ja. When you see us getting excited, keep that in mind. Remember what it was like when your franchise got a superstar and you watched them ascend.
It's magical man. Unreal.
灰熊球迷：我熊从来没有过一个像莫兰特这样的球员。想一想你看到自己的主队有一位超级巨星、带领球队平步青云的情景，你们就能理解了我们为啥这么兴奋了。这是一个不可思议的男人，太不真实了！
[–][MEM] Tony AllenSeymour_Says 28 points 2 hours ago
It's so surreal that Ja plays for MY team. Don't wake up from this dream
灰熊球迷：是啊，我熊阵中居然有莫兰特这员猛将，太不真实了！如果这是一个梦，但愿我不要醒来
[–]BullsDylan245 521 points 3 hours ago
Imagine scoring 46 and then 52 right after
Damn
公牛球迷：前一场46分，紧跟着就一场52分，你敢想？
[–]KDhairequalsJMpubes 1134 points 3 hours ago
No biggie
Just back to back career games is all
球迷：没什么大不了的，也就是背靠背刷新职业生涯最高分而已
[–]SpursGGezpzMuppy 252 points 3 hours ago
No biggie
Just the next chosen one
马刺球迷：没什么大不了的，也就是下一个天选之子而已
[–][CHI] Derrick Rosejeric13xd 132 points 3 hours ago
Don’t jinx it. We had a chosen one too
公牛&罗斯球迷：球友，这话可不兴说。我们也曾有过一个天选之子??
[–]Timberwolveskcoe24 326 points 3 hours ago
And all because someone here said he was overrated.
森林狼球迷：还不都是因为有人说莫兰特是被高估的球员
[–]CelticsSlattsquatch 209 points 2 hours ago
Remember when people were have Ewing Theory discussions about Ja Morant earlier this year when he was out and the Grizzlies started going on a run?
凯尔特人球迷：谁还记得本赛季早些时候，莫兰特因伤缺阵、灰熊一波连胜之时，还有人把“尤因定律”往他身上套？
[–]Grizzliessnorlax420 123 points 3 hours ago
If he sat out, we would’ve won by 74, what do you mean
灰熊球迷：如果打雷霆那场莫兰特不坐在场边，我们本来能赢74分，说的有错吗？
[–][MEM] Mike ConleyUsername3009 125 points 3 hours ago
I'm gonna need a dedicated hater to make a post every week so Ja can see it and go nuclear every game.
灰熊球迷：我们需要找一个铁杆黑粉，每周都发帖黑莫兰特，然后让莫兰特看到，这样他就能场场发飙了
[–]MavericksBayonettaBasher 225 points 2 hours ago
Grizzlies will most likely win the Southwest Division for the first time, too, leaving Charlotte as the only team to never have won their division
独行侠球迷：灰熊本赛季很可能第一次斩获西南分赛区冠军，以后从没坐上分赛区头把交椅的球队就只剩夏洛特黄蜂了
[–]HornetsBetweenTheBuzzAndMe 85 points 2 hours ago
lol fuck, we're going to be owners of that distinction for a very long time
黄蜂球迷：淦，这万里挑一的纪录将伴随我们很久很久
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