键盘侠|乔治全明星赛三分9中0 薛定谔的威少：“我来解决”??
2023-02-21 07:35:09 来源：CCTV5在线直播
??Woj：威少与爵士敲定买断 计划签约快船！
[Wojnarowski] After finalizing a contract buyout with the Utah Jazz, nine-time All-Star guard Russell Westbrook plans to sign with the Los Angeles Clippers, his agent Jeff Schwartz of @excelbasketball tells ESPN.News
据Woj报道，威少经纪人Jeff Schwartz透露，威少正在与爵士敲定买断合同，买断完成后威少计划签约快船！
Woj还透露，最近几天威少与公牛、奇才和热火讨论了交易，但有机会争夺总冠军以及能够留在洛杉矶是他决定选择快船的重要原因。
[–]nomorepartiezz 7629 points 4 hours ago
bro just moving his locker to the other side of the stadium ??
球迷：威少只是把更衣柜搬到了球馆的另一边??
[–]Celticschivestheconqueror 2734 points 4 hours ago
Jeanie Buss avoiding eye contact w him on the way to work in the morning
绿军球迷：珍妮-巴斯早上上班路上不敢与威少眼神交流。
[–]Lakersamppy808 736 points 3 hours ago
Didn’t he buy a house next door to Lebron?
湖人球迷：他是不是把房子买在詹姆斯家隔壁了？
[–]LakersPAO_RT_IN_THE_KISSER 258 points 3 hours ago
It’s ok. Westbrook has been building a nice brick wall between the two homes blocking view
湖人球迷：没关系，威少打得铁已经足够在两家之间建上一堵砖墙了。
[–]CelticsHenryP_Edits 215 points 3 hours ago*
Russ: My contract is worth nothing. That's the difference between you and I. Basketball isn't about money to me, Lebron. If tomorrow my contract gets bought out, I will just go to another team. And then another and another and another. I have no shortage of California teams.
Lebron: But the Los Angeles--
Russ: That's one of 'em! Yes. These are my demands. This is what I want.
绿军球迷：
威少：我的合同一文不值，我和你不一样，老詹，篮球对我来说不是金钱。如果我明天被买断，我就去另一支球队，然后一直换下去，反正加州球队多的是。
詹姆斯：但是洛杉矶……
威少：没错，那也是我的目的地之一，这就是我的诉求，这就是我想要的。
[–][GSW] Stephen CurryClaudiu99 2008 points 4 hours ago
FROM LA TO LA
勇士球迷：从LA挪到LA。
[–]Barbell_Flyes 57 points 4 hours ago
one LA is making the playoffs. the other is watching from Cancun
球迷：有一支LA球队会进季后赛，另一支会在墨西哥坎昆看他们打。
[–]Raptorssleepy416 5246 points 4 hours ago
He gone, but also he stay
猛龙球迷：他貌似走了，但其实还在。
[–][MIA] Dwyane Wadenot_a_bot__ 1728 points 4 hours ago
Schr?dingers Westbrook
热火球迷：薛定谔的威少。
[–]Heatlopea182 2765 points 4 hours ago
PG got his PG.
热火球迷：PG得到了他想要的PG。
[–]WarriorsRexIosue 1550 points 4 hours ago
Saw PG go 0/9 from 3 in the All Star game and said “I can fix this”
勇士球迷：看到乔治全明星比赛三分9中0，威少表示：“我来解决你们的投射问题。”
[–]CelticsDazzling-Reason-5140 969 points 4 hours ago
How you go 0/9 from 3 in a game in literally no defense was played
绿军球迷：泡椒啊，你是如何做到在一场毫无防守的比赛里做到9投0中的呢？
[–]Raptorsimsahoamtiskaw 1043 points 4 hours ago
Just turn on Playoff P mode
猛龙球迷：他只是提前打开了季后赛模式。
[–]WarriorsThe_Summer_Man 345 points 4 hours ago
"No OT tonight"
勇士球迷：“今晚绝不打加时。”
[–]Lakerslovo17 1416 points 4 hours ago
“The Clippers have a lower net rating with Kawhi Leonard on the floor than off. They need to bring him off the bench and start Russ.”
湖人球迷：“当莱昂纳德在场上时，快船的净效率值不增反减。他们需要让小卡替补，首发威少。”
[–]LakersMMDroxy 1770 points 4 hours ago
Win, lose, or draw just have fun Clippers fans
湖人球迷：不管这操作是赚是亏还是不赚不亏，快船球迷们，开心就好。
[–]Celticsstomach-bug 144 points 5 hours ago
At least Russ never missed a shot during his time in Utah
绿军球迷：至少威少在爵士期间从未投丢过。
[–]CIark 760 points 4 hours ago
LA crowd finally gonna be cheering for Russ to shoot like he always dreamed of ????????
球迷：洛杉矶观众终于要为威少的投篮欢呼了，就像他一直梦想的那样。????????
[–]Rocketsyooston 1688 points 5 hours ago
Lakers Clippers April 5th, mark your calendars
火箭球迷：4月5号，洛城德比，翘首楚盼。
[–][MIA] Dwyane Wadenot_a_bot__ 409 points 5 hours ago
I was rooting for this move just because of how spicy these matchups could be.
热火球迷：我一直就希望威少去快船，想想他打湖人就刺激。
[–]UnObtainium17 42 points 4 hours ago
Kinda hoping for a Bestbrook game winner
球迷：希望威少用一个绝杀带走胜利。
[–]Lakersheshouldgo 475 points 5 hours ago
MVP stat line against the lakers incoming
湖人球迷：对阵湖人，威少将祭出MVP级别的数据。
[–]LakersKingkongcrapper 293 points 4 hours ago
Dude is gonna suddenly look 10 years younger and shoot like Curry for the game against us before going 6/7/6 on 14 turnovers 18 percent shooting the next game.
湖人球迷：未来威少一打我们就年轻10岁，然后带着库里的投篮包，不过下一场他将以18%的命中率打出6分7板6助14失误的史诗级数据。
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