键盘侠|为肮脏代言！跪求KD加盟！狐假虎威的冠军??他就是…
2023-04-16 21:30:42 来源：CCTV5在线直播
今日西部季后赛首轮，国王队126-123战胜勇士队，比赛第四节，小萨与追梦篮下卡位双双倒地，追梦顺势躺在小萨身上久久未起身。
赛后，美网友纷纷讨伐追梦...
[–]Mavericksturdnagels?2568?points?5?hours?ago
Just?normal?basketball?motions
独行侠球迷：噗噗痛痛的篮球动作而已，不值一提~
[–]SunsGregorwhat?820?points?4?hours?ago
Just?normal?Draymond?Green?things.
太阳球迷：是啊 ，普普通通的追梦日常罢了~
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[–]Ok_Primary_1075?141?points?4?hours?ago
Yup,?living?up?to?his?reputation
球迷：大惊小怪的~追蛋的名讳是白起的吗？
[–]LakersInnsmouthConspirator?70?points?3?hours?ago
Bush?league.
湖人球迷：联盟太贱了！这种事儿视而不见？
[–]BullsShadowrak?[score?hidden]?23?minutes?ago
This?is?who?he?is?and?who?he?has?always?been.?In?the?playoffs?one?year,?he?kneed?a?player?in?the?balls?in?almost?every?game.?The?NBA?would?be?vastly?improved?if?this?douche?and?Grayson?Allen?were?banned?to?set?an?example.
公牛球迷：追梦一直都是这样的人啊，有一年季后赛他几乎每场比赛都用膝盖顶对手的蛋蛋！这种混蛋以及雄鹿的艾伦必须得禁赛才行，以儆效尤！对联盟都有大大的好处！
[–]gdirrty216?6?points?2?hours?ago
The?dude?is?so?insufferable.
He’s?like?Dennis?Rodman?except?not?cool/edgy,?just?annoying
球迷：追梦这狗日的真的让人忍无可忍！他就像是丧失人格的罗德曼，除了嘴碎烦人，啥TM也没剩下！
[–]Lakersflaminglips?550?points?4?hours?ago
I?don't?understand?how?the?fuck?he's?consistently?allowed?to?get?away?with?so?much?bullshit.?My?only?explanation?is?that?he's?abused?the?refs?so?much?that?they?developed?emotional?trauma?and?have?become?terrified?of?Draymond.
湖人球迷：裁判是怎么一而再，再而三地助纣为虐的？唯一的解释可能是，追梦对裁判干了些惨无人道的事情，导致他们对追梦产生了心理阴影，不敢招惹他~
[–][CHI]?Derrick?Roseragana?228?points?4?hours?ago*
“He?plays?with?emotion/wears?his?emotions?on?his?sleeve!!!”
Literally?every?Golden?State?fan?after?Draymond?spends?five?minutes?berating?a?ref.
They?swallow?their?whistle?because?it’s?easier?than?having?this?dude?scream?at?them?all?game.?I?truly?have?never?seen?a?player?get?away?with?more.
“追梦真的是充满激情啊，哪怕是他身上的汗毛都可以说是群毛激奋！”当追梦追着裁判持续抱怨五分钟后，勇士球迷的惯用辩解就是这样的~裁判真的是宁可不吹追梦犯规，也比被他追着喷口水要强！我还从没见过有球员能这么为所欲为的！
–]San?Francisco?Warriorsgnatskeeter?71?points?3?hours?ago
Not?every?Dubs?fan.?I?think?Draymond?is?a?dick?and?I?hope?he?leaves?in?free?agency.?I’m?so?tired?of?his?bullshit
勇士球迷：也不是每个勇士球迷都会这样辩解，比如说我，我觉得追梦就是个混蛋，而且我希望他成为自由球员之后赶紧滚蛋，真TM受够他了~
[–]San?Francisco?WarriorsElectricalKeyboard?24?points?2?hours?ago
We?are?a?small?minority
勇士球迷：可惜我们这样的勇士球迷是少数派...
]San?Francisco?Warriorsgnatskeeter?15?points?2?hours?ago
Unfortunately?yes.?*?His?suspension?cost?us?the?2016?Finals?*?He’s?the?reason?kd?left?*?He?hit?Jordy?Poole?in?the?face?and?fucked?up?the?chemistry?of?the?team?for?this?whole?season,?maybe?forever
勇士球迷：哎~可不是咋的！2016年总决赛他被禁赛，让我们丢了一个总冠军；杜兰特离开勇士也是他搞的鬼；他打普洱的那一拳，把这赛季的球队化学反应彻底给毁了，不对，不是这赛季，是勇士队永远给毁了！~
[–]OnFolksAndThem?1?point?2?hours?ago
I?wish?he?punched?Klay?Thompson?instead
球迷：我真希望他当时揍的是克莱，看看他怎么收场！
–]RaptorsFlochofBirds?1982?points?5?hours?ago
Ref?just?staring?at?them?lol
猛龙球迷：追梦坐着萨博尼斯的时候，裁判还盯着他俩看着，呵呵~~
[–]LakersGiveMeSomeIhedigbo?[score?hidden]?10?minutes?ago
"If?I?call?a?foul?they'll?notice?my?erection"
湖人球迷：裁判辩解道：“不是我不吹犯规，只是，如果我当时吹犯规叫停比赛，别人会注意到我因为看到那个缠绵的画面后支起来的帐篷的~~”
[–]KingsStranzVanWaldenberg?1?point?2?hours?ago
Sickos
国王球迷：楼上你真是个小基零鬼~
–]SunsShark_Train?1177?points?5?hours?ago
The?fake?attempt?to?get?up?is?what?gets?me.?Is?he?pretending?to?slip?at?the?end?there?
太阳球迷：追梦假装想站起来又滑倒的样子把爷给逗笑了~他搁那儿把小萨当滑梯玩儿呢？
[–]SunsBeratnas-Gas?523?points?5?hours?ago
No?he’s?not.?He?literally?just?said?“why?not??Why?can’t?I?sit?on?him?”
太阳球迷：不要误会，追梦无辜地表示：“可素，坐在小萨身上，这个体位这么常见有什么错吗？”
–]Thunderhere_for_the_lols?140?points?5?hours?ago
It's?so?weird.?If?Someone?with?a?bad?rep?like?DeMarcus?cousins?(RIP)?played?like?Draymond?hed?get?ejected?every?single?game.
雷霆球迷：太扯啦！如果是其他名声不太好的球员，比如说考辛斯像追梦这样打球，他就等着每场比赛都被驱逐好了...
[–][MEM]?Zach?Randolphtoxicdick?175?points?5?hours?ago
shit?pisses?me?off?because?sabonis?had?to?sit?there?with?his?hands?up?or?risk?getting?called?for?a?foul?pushing?him?off
灰熊球迷：气死我啦~小萨被追梦坐在身下的时候，他只能张开双手保命，为什么呢？因为如果他胆敢把手往追梦背上一放，他就会因为“推了追梦娇嫩的玉背”而被吹防守犯规呢~
[–]Kingslebastss?54?points?4?hours?ago
The?fall?back?is?one?thing?the?move?backwards?to?sit?back?down?when?sobinis?tries?to?get?up?is?spalling.
国王球迷：如果追梦真的是身体失衡倒下去的话，咱另说；但是那个时候小萨是要站起来的，而追梦刚站起来了又故意坐回去，真是让人三观尽毁啊~
–]RaptorsZsporter?1466?points?5?hours?ago
When?is?this?mfer?retiring
猛龙球迷：这狗日的什么时候退役啊！
[–]cactus_jack_1?602?points?5?hours?ago*
Don’t?worry?we’ll?be?hearing?from?him?way?after?retirement?too
球迷：多虑了...这家伙退役之后，还要阴魂不散很久呢~
[–]Timberwolvessrry_didnt_hear_you?591?points?5?hours?ago
That's?the?worst?part?about?all?this.?He's?gonna?have?a?decent?media?career?and?completely?whitewash?how?fucking?annoying?of?a?player?he?was.
森林狼球迷：最惨的是，他将会有一段很长的自媒体生涯，不管他现在有多让人受不了，以后他有的是机会给自己洗白啊~~~
[–][BOS]?Jaylen?BrownFredDupe?187?points?5?hours?ago
Rings?Erneh
凯尔特人球迷：总冠军戒指能让他装逼装到奶奶家去！
[–]CelticsTangelooo?66?points?4?hours?ago
Fake?ass?rings?he?went?crying?to?KD?for.
Fake?ass?rings?lol
凯尔特人球迷：他的冠军戒指假得要死，有两个还是跪着跟杜兰特哭着求来的。都是狐假虎威得来的冠军，呵呵~
[–]Hornetssocom52?27?points?3?hours?ago
"Come?save?us?or?we?won't?beat?lebron?next?year"
黄蜂球迷：“阿杜阿杜！~快来救救我们吧，没你我们打不过老詹啊~”
[–]Nuggetsabris33?240?points?5?hours?ago
Draymond?on?his?usual?bullshit?and?the?refs?still?letting?him?get?away?with?it.?Just?be?grateful?that?eyeballs?and?nutsacks?stayed?safe?tonight
掘金球迷：今天这个行为，是追梦的日常操作而已，裁判也是见怪不管了~比较幸运的是，今天球场上没有眼珠子和蛋球子受到伤害~~
[–]xbarracuda95?62?points?4?hours?ago
Spent?the?entire?2019?series?against?Harden?poking?him?in?the?eyes
球迷：别忘了，2019年的季后赛，他一个系列赛都追着哈登的眼珠子祸害！
–]NuggetsBoneyardBill?150?points?5?hours?ago
Draymond?is?the?definition?of?dirty.?Fuck?him.
掘金球迷：追梦就是肮脏的代名词！干他娘的！
[–]Rocketsharden4mvp13?316?points?5?hours?ago
This?dude?has?a?sexual?assault?problem?when?it?comes?to?playoff?games
火箭球迷：这狗日的一到季后赛就喜欢做一些侵犯生殖器的事儿啊！
[–]KingsSpendrickLamar?134?points?5?hours?ago
Nut?kickin?and?ass?sittin
国王球迷：之前是踢人家的蛋蛋，还不满足，今天干脆坐在人家的蛋蛋上了~
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[–]SpursJohnnyWinss?23?points?5?hours?ago
I'm?not?one?to?judge?another?man's?kinks
Buuuuuut.....
马刺球迷：我一般不会对别人扭曲的癖好品头论足，但素...
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