【美帝键盘侠】路威去赢球 布鲁尔去摆烂？
2017-02-22 23:14:03 来源：CCTV5在线直播
根据雅虎体育著名记者Adrian Wojnarowski报道，湖人和火箭将达成交易，火箭送出科里-布鲁尔加一个首轮签得到湖人的路易斯-威廉姆斯。
目前沃神没有透露火箭的首轮签是属于哪年。NBA官方记者David Aldridge报道，火箭的首轮签为无保护性质。NBA记者Sam Amick报道，这个首轮签是2017年的。
@步行者kjoconnor29：Got to flex that Houston vs NOP game on Thursday now for sure boys
必须锁定周四（北京时间周五）火箭VS鹈鹕的比赛，兄弟们！
@湖人nerdymen242424：For sure, I need to cheer on Lou and stare in awe at the new twin towers this Thursday. Way better than witnessing another blowout on National televison.
必须的，周四为路威欢呼，敬畏地盯着新双塔。比看另一场全国直播好多了。
@湖人Yepswab：Lmao we're gonna out tank the kings baby
笑尿了！我们要比国王更能摆烂，宝贝儿！
@ARogueOne猛龙：Whoa I forgot Lakers were trying to tank. Considering that, this is a pretty good trade. Every tanking team needs a Corey Brewer.
咳咳！我都忘了湖人正在摆烂，考虑到这点，这是一笔不错的交易。每支摆烂的球队都需要一个科里-布鲁尔。
@森林狼PhatGiraffe42：Dude has been on some god awful teams lol. At least he got a ring with Dallas though
这兄弟在很多非常好的队待过，哈哈哈！至少他在小牛拿到枚总冠军戒指。
@国王RaiderBlitz：How Yahoo can afford Woj is beyond me.
雅虎怎么能请得起沃神，这真让我难以理解。
@尼克斯Notamouselover：they can't
that's why he's going to ESPN soon
他们请不起，这就是他去ESPN的原因。
@勇士blotsfan：Why will it make a difference? He can drop Wojbombs on any network.
有什么区别吗？他在哪个网站都能扔woj炸弹（爆炸性消息）。
@骑士paywall：Carmelo Anthony traded to...(Please subscribe to Insider to view this content).
Honestly it probably just puts his columns behind a paywall, which I don't give a fuck about. It'll be fine.
卡梅罗-安东尼将被交易到……（请订阅并进入观看详细内容）
说实在的，他可以把专栏前面加上付款页面，我根本不在乎，感觉也还好。
@快船slaylay：But woj columns are the best he fucking roasts people in that shit
woj专栏太棒了，简直在那个领域完爆其他人。
@公牛piglet24：Woj columns are just hit pieces for whatever Agent/GM is feeding him info. Putting them behind a paywall limits his power.
Woj的专栏只是列经纪人和总经理给他的消息，把这加上付款页面会限制他的影响力。
@勇士jimjames202：lmao whoever makes it outta the West is gonna be so damn tired of playing basketball by the time they play the Cavs.
笑尿了。无论谁从西部脱颖而出，到打骑士的时候都会累出屎来。
@火箭mems1224：The southwest division is a God damned meat grinder
西南区简直是TM绞肉机。
@76人pegasus29：Yeah, what was expected. A late first and a guy to waive.
有什么好期待的。首轮末的选秀权还是要被裁掉的球员？
@火箭doublething1：Oh we got Lou Williams? Awesome
OH SHIT WE GOT RID OF BREWER???? Lets fucking goooooo
哦？我们得到路易斯-威廉姆斯了？太好了！
唉呀我去，我们把布鲁尔弄走了？要TM一飞冲天啦！
@湖人heyitzaustin: WIZARDS YOU HAD ONE JOB
奇才，你需要补强呀！
@奇才invisibae：I'm glad we didn't send out the 1st tbh
说实话，我很高兴我们没送出首轮签。
@湖人Kobe7477：The first step is denial.
一开始就谈崩了。
@ 森林狼dieezus：HOUSTON BUCKETS
休斯顿神射队！
@尼克斯TheAdamMorrison：This photo of the new backcourt is ridiculous.
这新后场的图片也太扯了。
@ 火箭jameshardenistheman：YES!!!!!! HOLY FUCK YES
对！！！太TM对了！
@火箭AaronRodgers16：Our long national nightmare is over
我们漫长的噩梦终于结束了。
@火箭jameshardenistheman：WE DONT HAVE TO DEAL WITH COREY BREWER ANYMORE. I CANT BELIEVE IT
我们再也不用处理科里-布鲁尔了，难以置信。
@湖人lngram：He's going to shoot the most 3s he did ever in his life for the Lakers to keep this tank ALIVE!
他将在湖人投出职业生涯最多的三分球，这能确保湖人摆烂成功。
@火箭Do_It_For_Mama：Getting rid of Brewer is even more of a win than picking up Lou Will lol
摆脱科里-布鲁尔比得到路易斯-威廉姆斯还爽，哈哈哈！
@湖人decodeyoutokyo：Take care of my sweet Lou. Does Houston have good chicken wings? That's kind of his shit iirc
照顾好我路，休斯顿有好吃的鸡翅吗？如果没记错，那是他最爱吃的。
@火箭Do_It_For_Mama：Houston has delicious barbecue man of course we have good wings
休斯顿有美味的烤肉，兄弟。当然我们有好吃的鸡翅。
@76人Bsul21：That's not a bad deal at all for the Lakers.
这对湖人来说根本不是笔坏交易。
@76人Martavis：Good for the Rockets too. They get a good, cost-controlled player and get off a bad salary in one move, all for a late first.
对火箭也非常有利，他们得到一位优秀的、性价比很高的球员，摆脱了一个烂合同，只用了一个首轮末的选秀权。
@热火DustyMcG：Yeah, I like this trade for both teams.
对，我觉得这是双赢的。
@凯尔特人Brad-Stevens：Laker Nation: Corey Brewer once scored 51 points in a game! He will help our scoring off the bench!
湖人国度：科里-布鲁尔曾经单场得过51分，他会替补出场帮我们得分的。
@ 76人Khanstipated：fuck defense line-up Lou, Gordon, Harden, Dekker, Harrel
这TM防守阵容：路威、圆脸登、胡子登、德克尔、哈勒尔。
@马刺rattatatouille：Who needs defense when you can bomb 3s
当你能狂轰三分时，谁还需要防守？
@火箭Tsuruta64: Nah, you gotta replace Dekker with Anderson if you want a true "Fuck Defense, fire 3's" lineup.
不，如果你真想组织”无防守狂轰三分大队”，你可以用莱恩-安德森换下萨姆-德克尔。
@公牛sufyanp：HOUSTON IS A CITY OF CHAMPIONS ONCE AGAIN
休斯顿又成为冠军之城了。
@ theconfuserx2：james harden with LOU WILLIAMS?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!
詹姆斯-哈登和路易斯-威廉姆斯！？！？！？？？！？
@猛龙ayyerob ：Houston strip club economy just went up 200%
休斯顿脱衣舞俱乐部的经济要上涨200%了。
@火箭baljeettjinder：Is Lou known for being promiscuous? I had no idea
路威私生活很混乱吗？我不清楚。
@小牛_johnning：Lou Williams dated two girls at once.
路易斯-威廉姆斯曾经一次约了俩妹子。
（塞坦/编译）