【美帝键盘侠】骑士勇士再横扫下去就要搞出黑洞来了？

2017-05-15 01:12:34 来源：CCTV5在线直播

——————————————————爵士球迷Bandwagonsinghsta：if you didnt watch the game: the warriors dad dicked us, quin snyder does coke, and jazz fans didnt abandon their team even after they were bound to lose.如果你没看比赛的话：勇士吊打了我们、奎因-施耐德是贩毒的、爵士球迷即使在球队注定输球的情况下也没有抛弃他们的球队

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爵士球迷Bandwagonsinghsta：if you didnt watch the game: the warriors dad dicked us, quin snyder does coke, and jazz fans didnt abandon their team even after they were bound to lose.

如果你没看比赛的话：勇士吊打了我们、奎因-施耐德是贩毒的、爵士球迷即使在球队注定输球的情况下也没有抛弃他们的球队。

猛龙球迷Sprinkle_Salt：I'm just going to act like it was the same for us...

我要表现得我们也是一样...

无主队Stalin_2020：To be fair I didn't watch since I'm not really into humiliation porn, so I'd believe ya

老实讲，我不是很爱看凌辱片，所以我还是相信你们了

猛龙球迷SuchIsTheLifeOfDave：Raps only lost that last game by 7.. JUST SAYIN...

猛龙在上一场只输了7分...我就说说...

老鹰球迷hoochiscrazy123：Nobody beats the Jazz five times in a row

没有人能连续五次击败爵士队！

热火球迷BandwagonMiaCannons：I feel pretty bad for the Jazz. They actually played really well throughout the series but a quick two minute burst of offense from the Warriors each game can make it seem like the Jazz were a pushover.

我为爵士感到难过。他们在这个系列赛里其实打得真的挺好的，但是勇士每场比赛中的两分钟一波流让爵士显得像是一支很容易被打败的球队。

勇士球迷Bolinas99：tough team despite the sweep.

除开横扫，他们是一支坚韧的球队...

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湖人球迷yuwesley：If both the cavs and warriors sweep their way to the finals, they will sweep each other simultaneously and create a black hole that swallows the universe.

如果勇士和骑士都能一路横扫到总决赛，那么他们会在总决赛里同时横扫对方，然后搞出一个黑洞吞噬掉整个宇宙。

勇士球迷Fuhdawin：My body is ready.

我的身体已经准备好了。

马刺球迷woodyinho1：Can we have 2 finals this year??? Cavs vs Warriors and Spurs/Rockets vs Celtics/Wizards

我们今年能不能有两个总决赛？？？骑士vs勇士，然后马刺/火箭vs绿军/奇才

森林狼球迷ygduf：third place series... I'd watch.

来一轮季军系列赛...我愿意看

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开拓者球迷Kazekid：Welcome to the swept by the Warriors club Jazz fans

爵士球迷们欢迎来到被勇士横扫俱乐部

鹈鹕球迷rice_bledsoe：new orleans wants to hang out too

鹈鹕球迷想和你们一起玩儿

勇士球迷Stellewind：Warrior's game plan recently:

build a 20pt lead in the first quarter

try to lose the lead

try not to lose the lead

Win

我勇最近的比赛计划：

打出20分的领先优势

试着失去领先优势

试着不要失去领先优势

赢球

森林狼球迷AlongCamePollyIsBae：Yeah, you guys only need to try for like 10 minutes a game to win. It's really entertaining and interesting stuff.

是啊，你们只需要10分钟去赢球，真是很有趣的、让人享受的东西。

勇士球迷Stellewind：Pretty sure things gonna change when we are playing spurs or rockets

当我们对上火箭或者马刺的时候，这会改变的

热火球迷SoFloFoSho：This place is gonna be a cesspool when the Warriors lose a game.

勇士要是输球了，这论坛就要变成化粪池了。

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勇士球迷bball2：Do it for Kerr

为科尔赢球

公牛球迷burkeSim888： American Snyder

美国施耐德

爵士球迷Hanz174：Oh man, that Snyder one is 10/10

哇老哥，这个施耐德是真的一毛一样

快船球迷lir4yl：I just realized, for three years in a row, GSW has eliminated the team that eliminated us .... I kinda like them now

我刚刚想到，连续三年，勇士都消灭了消灭我们的球队，我有点喜欢勇士了现在

勇士球迷Donjuanme：don't get us wrong, we'd be just as happy, no, definitely happier, to eliminate you guys. just do your part and make us happy one of these days yea?

别误解我们，如果能赢下你们，我们会同样...不，我们会更高兴。所以，你们能赢下你们的部分来让我们高兴一下吗？

爵士球迷Broken_RM：GG Golden State. Good luck against playoffs LeBron

精彩的对决！金州勇士，祝你们面对勒布朗时好运。真心地、真诚地讨厌但尊重你们（见下图）。