【美帝键盘侠】追梦接住克莱那下应该算一个篮板
2017-06-13 20:24:15 来源：CCTV5在线直播
那么直播6月13日讯 本赛季的NBA随着勇士夺冠而落下帷幕，在赛后讨论中，大洋彼岸的球迷们仍然该表扬的表扬、该调侃的调侃，他们欢笑和眼泪中的真挚情感一点也不少于亲身经历的球员们，让我们来看看，美国键盘侠们在这个赛季的最后一场赛后中都说了些什么~
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热火韦德球迷MaraudingWalrus：Steve："kevin, thanks for coming"
KD: "yes sir!"
科尔：“凯文，谢谢你来这儿！”
KD：“好的先生！”
无主队Murray27：Cavs night can be summed up in one sentence: Deron Williams didn't score tonight.
骑士的夜晚能总结为一句话：德隆-威廉姆斯今晚没有得分。
无主队Neil_gamby_VP：When they started the 4th with dwill.... I was screaming no at my tv
当第四节他们用德隆开局时...我冲着我的电视喊不要
黄蜂球迷joebo745：Ty Lue just doesn't understand what live by the JR, die by the JR means.
Jesus he was unconscious, why didn't they feed him?
泰伦-卢就是不明白什么是成也JR，败也JR。上帝啊JR都失了智了，他们为什么不一直给他喂球？
尼克斯球迷McRibsAndCoke：I'm shocked he didn't get the ball more that last half. It was disgraceful.
我很震惊他在下半场没有得到更多球权。这真可耻。
火箭奥拉朱旺球迷HottestDude：Shoutout JR smith who shot 7/8 from 3 point land
向三分线外8中7的JR致敬！
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无主队Eastzack7vii：In all this meme galore, we forget the most important thing. Steve Nash will finally get a ring. I'm proud of that the most. Finally Steve, you did it.
在这么多的故事里，我们忘记了一件重要的事：史蒂夫-纳什终于将获得他的总冠军戒指。我为此感到骄傲，史蒂夫，你终于做到了！
尼克斯球迷Kevindurantissoft：Don't make me start liking the fact that the warriors won dammit
你别让我开始喜欢勇士夺冠了这个事实啊可恶！
火箭球迷harsh389：Lebron has never won when Mike Brown coached in the finals
当迈克-布朗在总决赛中执教时，勒布朗从没赢过。
公牛球迷bostero24：Nba championship winners:
Javale McGee: 1
Barkley: 0
NBA总冠军得主：
贾维尔-麦基：1
巴克利：0
勇士球迷Hanzokage：i will be so happy if javale hangs around and ends up with as many rings as shaq lmao
如果麦基的冠军最后能和奥尼尔一样多我就很开心啦哈哈哈
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尼克斯球迷lurkcitybaby：DONT LET THIS DISTRACT YOU FROM THE FACT THAT TRISTAN THOMPSON AND DAVID WEST MADE PASSIONATE LOVE IN THE 2ND QUARTER
不要让这些使你们忘记了特里斯坦曾在第二节和韦斯特疯狂做爱这件事！
无主队TheBrodieGonnaBro：David West Turned down 11 million, moved his family twice and kissed a man for this.
大卫-韦斯特为了这个冠军：放弃了一千一百万美元、搬了两次家、还亲了个男人。
勇士球迷caboose979：Warriors are 1-0 when David West kisses a player on the other team.
当大卫-韦斯特亲吻对方球员的时候，勇士队1胜0负！
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凯尔特人球迷Man0nTheMoon915：about to go on 2k, put in on Rookie difficulty, sliders at 100 and go smash the Warriors
我要去2k里，游戏设成菜鸟难度，所有属性调到100，我要怼死勇士。
湖人拉塞尔球迷ManDown227：Nah I'm playing a myleague with the Warriors and releasing everyone and trading all their picks for Mozgov
我要打开“我的联盟”模式，裁掉勇士的所有人，并且把勇士的所有选秀权拿去交易莫兹科夫！
勇士球迷AgileCoke：So you're playing as the Nets?
所以你是拿他们当篮网在玩？
无主队fromtheirjambs：gon beat those fucks 312-0
我要揍这些人个312比0。
76人球迷IMLOwl：I already watched the 2nd quarter. I don't need to see that again.
我已经看过今天比赛的第二节了，我不需要再看一次。
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无主队WestKry2015：LeBron about to call up PG in the Oracle parking lot
勒布朗要在甲骨文的停车场里给保罗-乔治打电话了。
尼克斯球迷xxjohnnyrocketzxx：Draymond in the parking lot: " we need Kawaii too"
追梦在停车场：“我们还需要卡哇伊”
步行者球迷Victory33：Now he know how Paul George feels every time he plays Lebron in the playoffs.
现在勒布朗知道乔治每次在季后赛里面对自己的感觉了。
步行者球迷pfqq：LeBron just made a phone call to Silver, finals now best of 9
勒布朗刚刚给萧华打了个电话，总决赛现在改成9场5胜制了。
无主队holybrale：Lebron played 47 minutes.
That man has some endurance.
勒布朗打了47分钟。
这哥们是真有耐力...
雷霆球迷AoO2ImpTrip：At this point, I'm assuming Seattle fans are sitting back in their seats drinking in OKC tears.
"How does it feel to have someone you love walk away and succeed somewhere else? I hope you remember this forever and the pain never goes away."
此时此刻，我想，西雅图的球迷们坐回了位子，痛饮来自俄克拉荷马城的眼泪。
“你深爱的人，离你而去并在其他地方获得成功，这种感觉怎么样？我希望你们永远记住这种痛苦并且这种痛苦永远不会褪去。”
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热火球迷Number333：Who knew the trick to not blowing a 3-1 lead was replacing 2/14 Harrison Barnes with 39-point KD
谁之前就知道，3比1不被翻盘的秘诀就是用39分的杜兰特换掉14中2的巴恩斯？
公牛球迷hak091：HARRISON BARNES FUCKED THIS LEAGUE
哈里森-巴恩斯毁了这个联盟！
尼克斯球迷lurkcitybaby：The final chapter
最终的篇章
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爵士球迷MayTheFlossBeWithYou：Draymond better have been credited with a rebound for catching Klay.
追梦接住克莱那一下应该给他算个篮板
无主队YoungJebediah：Lebron - still the best player in the world
KD - still the 2nd best player in the world
Curry/Irving - still the best point guards in the world
zaza - still a useless piece of shit
勒布朗——仍然是世界上最好的球员
KD——仍然是世界上第二好的球员
库里和欧文——仍然是世界上最好的控卫
扎扎——仍然是一坨没用的翔
凯尔特人球迷firedancer13：zaza's 3 fouls in literally 1 minute of game time were fucking killing me
扎扎在一分钟里的三次犯规真是TM要杀了我了
无主队NBAdrn8：Can't wait for next year when the Cleveland Cavaliers take on the Golden State Warriors in the NBA finals.
等不及下赛季骑士队在总决赛里挑战勇士队了！
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（来源 Reddit 编译泰拳警告）