【美帝键盘侠】霍华德四年前还是个湖人 现在他是只山猫
2017-06-21 15:00:19 来源：CCTV5在线直播
北京时间6月21日，联盟相继爆出两笔大交易！先是湖人将球队榜眼拉塞尔打包莫兹科夫送到篮网，后有老鹰将霍华德“白送”给了黄蜂，这引起了美国球迷们的大面积懵逼，让我们来看看他们都怎么评论这两笔交易！
[讨论：湖人交易拉塞尔+莫兹科夫至篮网换回布鲁克-洛佩兹和27顺位选秀权]
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凯尔特人球迷Lordvaughn92：2017: the year the NBA lost its damn mind
2017：NBA失了智的一年
太阳球迷SerShanksALot：Golden State fucked the league so hard it left the NBA dick drunk and dumb
金州勇士把整个联盟日得不省人事了
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无主队RenaissanceHam：First step, trade all the little buggers who send inappropriate ravens
第一步，我们把那些乱泄密的小乌鸦送走。
勇士球迷shanetrey5：Then we sign big name free agents!
接着，我们签下大牌自由球员！
湖人球迷suppaasonicc：Like Paul George!
比如保罗-乔治！
76人球迷Ihavenocomplaints：Then we build through the draft
然后，我们再从选秀中重建。
马刺球迷4675029：YESSSS from the fire you were born my little Lonzo
啊啊啊啊啊！烈火中诞生了我的小朗佐！！！
小牛球迷Komp14：D'Lo joined the Night's Watch. "for this night and all nights to come"
丹吉洛加入了守夜人。“今夜如此，夜夜皆然。”
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奇才球迷Alien-Orifice：This seems like an awesome deal for the Nets
对于篮网来说这看起来是一笔不错的交易。
尼克斯球迷unc54：Seems like a good deal for both sides tbf. Lakers got rid of a terrible deal and got a former All-Star in the prime of his career.
老实讲对两边都挺好。湖人摆脱了糟糕的合同还得到了一名正在当打之年的全明星。
奇才球迷Johnnymon4342：It especially makes sense if they don't want to play Ball and Russell at the same time.
考虑到他们不想要鲍尔和拉塞尔的组合就更讲得通了。
魔术球迷Max96：Feel like they're selling low on Russel tbh
老实讲感觉他们低价抛售了拉塞尔。
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凯尔特人球迷celtic-pride1：Helllooooooooo 2018 pick
你好啊2018年的选秀权！
骑士球迷 KempISOballisbadmostly：BROOK YOU ARE FREE
洛佩兹你自由了！
国王球迷BigGreekMike：NOW YOU SEE DLO
NOW YOU DONT
JUST LIKE MAGIC
你看见拉塞尔了
你又看不见了
这就像魔术一样
太阳球迷SerShanksALot：Now you D'Lo
Now you D'Lont
现在你是D-洛
现在你是德隆
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[讨论：老鹰将霍华德和31顺位选秀权送至黄蜂换回迈尔斯-普拉姆利、贝里内利和41顺位选秀权]
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[MarcJSpears] The Atlanta Hawks have agreed to trade center Dwight Howard to the Charlotte Bobcats, source tell The Undefeated.
记者Marc J Spears：亚特兰大老鹰同意将中锋霍华德送至夏洛特山猫，消息源透露给The Undefeated
注：该记者爆料时误将夏洛特黄蜂输入成了其前身夏洛特山猫，随后更正了自己的小错误。
森林狼球迷RIP_EddieG：lmao u got me for a sec
Edit: oh shit thats a real tweet
笑死我了，你骗到我了一秒钟。
编辑：我日这是真的推文...
凯尔特人球迷squall283：Lol come on you guys
Edit: oh my
哈哈哈你们这些家伙。
编辑：哦我的...
小牛球迷JewishDoggy：ahahahah u funny for this one
edit: wait
啊哈啊哈啊哈哈，你们这些人想出这个假消息真搞笑
编辑：等等...
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雄鹿球迷RuttedAnt：Hornets
→ Dwight Howard
→ 31st pick
Hawks
→ Miles Plumlee
→ Marco Belenelli
→ 41st pick
From Woj
黄蜂得到：德怀特-霍华德和31号签
老鹰得到：迈尔斯-普拉姆利、马科-贝里内利和41号签
来自Woj
凯尔特人球迷Fozzy24：It's the hornets lol
是黄蜂啦，哈哈哈。
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湖人球迷WhatTheRickIsDoin：4 years ago, Dwight was a Laker
now he's a Bobcat
四年前，德怀特还是个湖人。
现在，他是只山猫。
勇士球迷AndreNegrodala：Atlanta hates him so much they built a time machine just to trade him
亚特兰大太讨厌霍华德了，所以他们造了一台时光机把他送走了。
湖人球迷theaquaticgiraffe：DWIGHT IS GOING TO A TEAM THAT DOESNT EVEN FUCKING EXIST? HAS HE FALLEN THAT FAR?
霍华德要去一直TM压根不存在的球队？他已经这么堕落了？
爵士球迷redsoxfan3444：DWIGHT SO BAD, HE GOT TRADED TO THE PAST
德怀特太烂了，他都被交易到过去了。
无主队im_not_witty_：Dwight Howard is no longer superman but the travelling man.
德怀特不再是超人了，他是时光旅人。
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超音速球迷JCBDoesGaming：Serious question, what the fuck is the 41st pick worth?
Why would Atlanta care about that pick?
一个严肃的问题，41号选秀权是TM什么鬼？
为什么老鹰队还会在乎这个选秀权？
猛龙Yamata：Hawks legit took nothing of value back, the tank is on
老鹰队实际上没拿回任何有价值的东西，摆烂开始了。
无主队dawgsjw：It is hilarious that just earlier today, I was listening to the local sports radio (atl sports), and the guy had a caller saying that the Hawks should trade D Howard, but the radio broadcaster said that he would be down for that, but the Hawks couldn't get anything for him though.
It turns out he was right on both accounts, lol.
这很搞笑，今天早些时候，我在听亚特兰大当地的电台，电台主持人接到了一位听众的来电，听众说老鹰应该把霍华德交易掉。主持人回答说他个人是愿意做这笔交易的，但交易霍华德并不能换回来什么。
事实证明他两句话都说对了。
勇士球迷outofnowhere_：THIS OFFSEASON IS LIT
这个休赛期真是燃！
无主队NBAClutch_：Way better than the playoffs lmao.
比季后赛好太多了哈哈哈！
凯尔特人球迷Vmoney1337：Traded by his hometown team. Brutal.
被自己的家乡球队交易了，残暴。
凯尔特人球迷transientz：Michael Jordan is going to make Dwight Howard cry on live TV.
迈克尔-乔丹会在电视直播里把德怀特-霍华德弄哭。
湖人球迷betterthanhalf：Basketball is fun until MJ calls you a soft bitch.
篮球是有趣的，直到迈克尔-乔丹管你叫“小软妹”。
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（来源：Reddit 整理by：RSNDM）