【美帝键盘侠】海沃德想进全明星所以就去了东部？
2017-07-05 23:00:47 来源：CCTV5在线直播
北京时间7月5日，自由球员海沃德的去向终于尘埃落定，他在球星论坛上一纸书信向爵士告别并宣布自己选择凯尔特人。
然而，在宣布加盟之前，海沃德的公关团队没有处理好媒体方面的报道：先是著名ESPN著名记者Chris Haynes报道称海沃德计划加盟凯尔特人；随后，海沃德经纪人对Woj表示，海沃德仍在考虑去向；再之后，海沃德完成了自己在球星论坛上的感谢信，宣布加盟传统豪门绿军。
这曲折的过程也令美国的球迷们感到哭笑不得，在他们看来，海沃德相当于伤害了爵士队两次...
小编为吧友们按照时间顺序整理了外国网友们对整件事的讨论，让我们来看看他们都说了些什么~
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1、Chris Haynes报道称海沃德计划加盟波士顿！
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骑士詹姆斯球迷Sweaty_LeBron：m pretty sure the whole celtics presentation was gordon playing fifa against danny ainge
我蛮肯定凯尔特人与海沃德的整个会面就是安吉和海沃德一起打游戏（FIFA）
骑士Easy-A：Th presentation was "Look at all these dudes in the West now."
The End.
会面大概就是：“你看看西部现在的那些家伙们。”就结束了。
爵士球迷Thehealeroftri："do you want to make another all star game in your career?"
"yes."
"welcome aboard!"
“你还想在生涯中再进全明星吗？”
“想。”
“那欢迎你的到来。”
湖人球迷Dmanning2：Hayward went from playing the Blazers, Nuggets, Twolves, Thunder 4x a year to playing in a division that features the Knicks, Nets, and 76ers.. easy decision
海沃德从一年要和开拓者、掘金、森林狼、雷霆干四次转成了和尼克斯、篮网、76人干四次...轻松的决定。
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森林狼球迷minneapolisboy：Sorry Jazz fans. We're here for you.
抱歉了爵士球迷们，我们来安慰你们了
雷霆球迷Alex Abrineskurtwizard：Sorry Utah I feel you
抱歉了犹他，我懂你。
步行者球迷typs：Me too, thanks
我也是，谢谢了。
开拓者球迷KingUltimate1：Don't worry, when the blazers lost 4 of our starters, we thought it was over. Then we came back better than expected. You guys can do the same.
别担心，当时我拓失去先发五人中的四个时我也以为球队完蛋了。但之后我们回来了，并且比预期的更强。你们也能做到同样的事！
雷霆球迷DeadDay：Dont let your dreams be dreams!
不要让你的梦想只是梦想！
森林狼球迷markyellowstone：All I can think is that Ricky sorta got fucked again
我现在能想到的就是，从某种意义上来讲，卢比奥又被坑了...
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2、Woj报道称海沃德仍在考虑当中
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小牛球迷jackmakesblackjacks：WOJ THE SAVIOR
救世主WOJ！
老鹰球迷BandwagonImTrang：WOJ still hold the nuke
WOJ仍然手握着核武器！
黄蜂球迷IamOlderthanMe：BAN HAYNES FOREVER
HE CHRIS BOSH UPVOTE PARTY'D US
把海恩斯禁了！他欺骗了我们！（CHRIS BOSH UPVOTE PARTY此处做动词梗，引自波什14年夏天有意加盟火箭的新闻，该新闻帖“骗”到了史无前例的点赞数。）
猛龙球迷wikiman2001：IM DELETING HAYNES.
我正在删除海恩斯。
凯尔特人球迷shewantsthadit：Friendship ended with Haynes. Now Woj is my best friend
和海恩斯绝交了。现在Woj是我的死党。
太阳布克球迷McDeezus：He's probably decided Celtics but embarrassed that it leaked before he told the Jazz.
他也许已经决定是凯尔特人了，但是他还没告诉爵士就被爆料了所以很尴尬？
雄鹿字母哥球迷birlik54：I have a feeling he's decided, but it just wasn't supposed to be leaked yet because he hadn't told Utah yet.
I'll bet he still goes to Boston.
我感觉他已经决定了，但因为他还没有告诉爵士所以这不应该被泄露出来。我会打赌他去波士顿。
黄蜂球迷greeny214：He's probably still writing his Player's Tribune article
也许他正在写《球星论坛》上的文章吧
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3、海沃德官宣去向，雅虎记者Shams Charania一分钟内爆出签约细节。
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爵士球迷redsoxfan3444：lol I don't even care now. Enjoy him Boston
哈哈哈我现在已经不在乎了。波士顿，好好享受他吧。
尼克斯球迷Literal_Satan：SHAMS OVERTAKES WOJ OFFICIALLY
SHAMS正式超越WOJ！
猛龙球迷twistedlogicx：Shams quiet all day long. No tweets confirming the swerve. No tweets reacting to the swerve. Nothing until it was official. And then he comes in and drops the bomb with all the details.
Shams一整天都很安静。对于之前的反转他没有确认也没有反应，直到最后的官宣，他就扔出了这些细节的炸弹。
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无主队joe4942：Props to Haynes to be honest, he had this first. The whole drama afterwards about it still not being decided was just a cover up to give Hayward time to write his Players Tribune article.
支持海恩斯，老实说，他是最先报道的。之后说海沃德还没有决定的报道都是为了给他打掩护，让他有时间在球星论坛上写作文儿！
热火球迷eggpIant：so this whole time this dude was just writing a thank you letter LOL
所以这段时间这家伙就是在写一封感谢信哈哈哈
公牛球迷____michael__：Someone in the last thread was like "I bet he's just writing his player's tribune letter lol".
上一帖就有网友说“我打赌他正在写球星论坛的文章”
无主队jushin33：George R.R. Hayward finally finished his blog.
乔治RR海沃德终于完成了他的博客（调侃《冰与火之歌》作者乔治RR马丁，马丁是出了名的拖稿狂人。）
勇士球迷Charlie_Wax："The Green Wedding"
“绿色婚礼”
骑士詹姆斯球迷Kirch21：“Ainge is Coming”
“安吉要射了”（引自 凛冬将至Winter is Coming，但是coming这个词，你们懂的...）
奇才球迷ch33psh33p：Haynes redeemed.
Worst damage control I've seen out of an agent/camp in a long time. That was the most pathetic "we're still deciding" smokescreen of all time.
海恩斯收到补偿了。
这是我很长时间以来见过的最辣鸡的公关处理。那句“我们仍在考虑中”是史上最可怜的烟雾弹。
火箭球迷Solar24：When Haynes tweeted it out I knew it was true. Its just tough to leave a franchise like that which is so dependent on you. As you can see by the letter, he wanted it to be on his own terms and him telling it. Not haynes or other reporters.
当海恩斯发推的时候我就知道是真的了。离开一支如此依赖你的球队是很艰难的。你能在信里看见，他想要亲自告诉爵士队，而不是由海恩斯或者其他的记者。
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公牛球迷8thave：Poor Jazz had heart ripped out twice
可怜的爵士心脏被扯出来两次...
76人艾弗森球迷brr07338：So is everybody ready for the warriors vs cavs finals?
所以大家都准备好看勇士对骑士的总决赛了吗？
火箭火箭熊球迷clutchtho：The west will now only win by 50 instead of 70
现在西部全明星只能赢东部50分而不是70分了。
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（来源：Reddit 编译汤普林）