【美帝键盘侠】雷霆总经理用一袋土豆换来了甜瓜
2017-09-24 11:48:33 来源：CCTV5在线直播
今日凌晨，雷霆用坎特，麦克德莫特和一个2018年公牛的次轮选秀权从尼克斯得到球星安东尼，这打劫一般的交易引爆了社交网络，美国球迷对于雷霆总经理普雷斯蒂的操作赞不绝口，也对NBA生意的无情而感叹，让我们来看看他们具体都说了哪些有意思的看法！
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骑士球迷alrightimhere: Kanter: "OKC is the best organization in the NBA."
OKC trades him
坎特：“雷霆是NBA最好的球队。”
雷霆交易了他。
无主队ansonneo:Isaiah Thomas: "Celtics is the best organization in the NBA."
Celtics trades him
GOAT OFFSEASON EVARRRRR
伊赛亚-托马斯：“凯尔特人是NBA最好的球队。”
凯尔特人交易了他。
史上最强休赛期。
无主队trey_four: "Will Kanter be able to travel to Canada and Mexico to play without his passport?"
OKC: "We got everything figured out"
Kanter gets traded
“坎特没有了护照，他能随队去加拿大和墨西哥吗？”
雷霆：“我们都安排好了。”
坎特被交易了。
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无主队rome9bc: This trade doesn’t work on 2K18.
这交易在2K18里都行不通。
尼克斯球迷StyrieCurving: We just traded melo for a bag of potatoes
我们刚刚用甜瓜换了一袋子土豆。
开拓者球迷_Quetzalcoatlus_ : How does OKC keep getting teams to agree to these shit deals?!?! Lol
雷霆是怎么让其他球队一直答应这样的狗屁交易的啊？哈哈哈？
湖人球迷Jayveesac: I'm sure Presti has blackmail material for almost every executive. Shit's
我确信普雷斯蒂手里有其他经理的把柄，这太精彩了
凯尔特人球迷Fozzy24: The Thunder are really gonna trade Oladipo, Sabonis, Kanter and McDermott for Paul George and Carmelo Anthony aren’t they? This is fucking wild
雷霆等于是用奥拉迪波、萨博尼斯、坎特和麦克德莫特换来了乔治和安东尼，对吗？这真塔码狂野。
雷霆球迷Bino19: PRESTI PRETTY MUCH TURNED CAMERON PAYNE INTO CARMELO LMAO.
普雷斯蒂几乎就是把卡梅隆-佩恩变成了卡梅隆-安东尼
雷霆球迷eatapenny: Presti could actually turn a paperclip into a car via a series of trades
普雷斯蒂可以通过一系列交易把一枚回形针变成一辆车。
无主队xDsmiLesCx: The only thing left for OKC to do is trade Semaj Christian and Kyle Singler for leBron James
OKC剩下要做的事情就是用塞马耶-克里斯顿和凯尔-辛格勒去换来勒布朗-詹姆斯
相关阅读>>>预定最佳GM？雷霆总经理普雷斯蒂今夏神操作
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雄鹿球迷treyyx: OH SHIT GOAT OFFSEASON
噢谢特史上最强休赛期！
小牛球迷Dark-Cuban: MY DICK OUT
我的鸡儿掉了
掘金球迷Th3Greyhound: ALL DICK OUT
所有人的鸡儿都掉了
湖人球迷ZedsShadow: WHAT THE FUCK RIGHT NOW
这都是在干什么！
凯尔特人球迷pleasesayavailable: CAN WE FUCK RIGHT NOW?
我们现在能干吗？
波什球迷12-apg: If you'd told me a year ago that Carmelo Anthony and Paul George would be in a Thunder uniform I would not believe you
如果你一年前告诉我，安东尼和乔治都会穿上雷霆球衣，我才不会相信你
阿里纳斯球迷skinsballr: And that the Thunder Big Three of Russell Westbrook + James Harden + Kevin Durant would become Westbrook + Paul George + Carmelo Anthony half-a-decade later, I would definitely wonder what you are smoking!
如果你告诉我威少哈登KD的组合在五年后会变成威少泡椒甜瓜，我会怀疑你是不是抽了什么假烟！
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小牛球迷itspossible: BREAKING - OKC formally files request to have 2 balls in play instead of 1.
突发新闻：雷霆正式向联盟申请在比赛里加一个球！
尤因球迷bigfashionmeme: At least they can have Russ off the court and still get NBA level offense
至少他们现在在威少下场之后还能保持NBA水准的进攻
威少球迷redblade13: Brutal af! That bench had a family.
太残暴了！那些板凳球员还有家人啊！
雷霆球迷BandDirectorOK: Their family was -10000 without Russ on the floor last season.
他们的家人在上赛季威少休息时输掉了一万分。
波什球迷12-apg: RIP Enes Kanter
安息吧坎特
无主队LadeniferJadaniston-: That man had a family
坎特也有家人啊！
凯尔特人球迷yabanci: Not really they disowned him.
不算还有，他们断绝了关系
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凯尔特人球迷bustedracquet: That's how you make sure Westbrook signs his 5-year extension.
这就是让威少和你续约五年的办法
湖人球迷Dongsquad420BlazeIt: Or all 3 leave and sign with the Lakers
或者他们三个都离开然后签约我湖？
活塞球迷yarrine11: LBJ-Russ-PG-Melo-Lopez Lonzo as 6th man
勒布朗、威少、泡椒、甜瓜、洛佩兹，鲍尔第六人
凯尔特人球迷Ifuckinglovebball: Nah Lonzo would for sure start over LeBron, better fit
不，鲍尔应该代替勒布朗先发，更合适
小牛球迷JglBadger: LeBron Starting Center
勒布朗打先发中锋吧
邓肯球迷Smellmyhand: Y’all both dumb, Bron is the coach
你们都是傻子，勒布朗会是主教练
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来源：Reddit
整理：泰拳警告