【美帝键盘侠】门罗就能换血布？雄鹿这是薅羊毛啊！
2017-11-08 14:36:23 来源：CCTV5在线直播
北京时间昨晚11时左右，Woj大神一条“布雷德索正被交易至雄鹿”引爆了NBA论坛，随后，雄鹿太阳关于布雷德索交换门罗的交易被跟进爆出，雄鹿这一打劫般的交易引起了球迷的热议，让我们来看看他们都说了什么！
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Woj：联盟消息源告诉我和Zach Lowe，太阳后卫布雷德索将被交易至雄鹿。
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[–]NBAOmni9000：GOAT OFFSEASON NEVER ENDS
史上最强的休赛期永不完结！
[–]HawksSneakyGreninja：we were in the season?!!?!???!?!?????!!??
什么?!!赛季已经开始了?!!?!???!?!?????!!??
[–]HawksK242：Uh yeah aren't you keeping up with our incredible undefeated start
是的啊，不然我们的不败纪录是怎么回事？
[–][CLE] LeBron Jameshiimred2：Quick someone tell the Cavs.
快！谁快告诉骑士，赛季开始了已经！
[–]ThunderCollisonDoppelganger：[DEER NOISES]
鹿群轰鸣
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[–][GSW] Wilt ChamberlainstickahHappy：Woj bomb alert
沃神的炸弹
[–]Sunsnorseman23：Thought ESPN banned these
ESPN前几天还把这个禁止了
[–][GSW] Klay ThompsonBrownhops：Woj is exempt.
Woj是特权
[–]RocketsZemulon：No details on the trade. This is the "I gotta beat Shams to the punch" tweet.
Woj没给出交易的详情，所以这是一条“我必须要暴揍Shams”推特。
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Woj：太阳队最终送出布莱德索从雄鹿队得到格雷格-门罗、一个2018年受保护的首轮签。
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[–]Bullsdabong ：Only for Monroe and a 1st. Holy shit.
只用门罗和一个首轮，我的妈耶
[–]Bucksillforgetsoonenough ：Lotto protected first
还是乐透保护的首轮
[–]KnicksGenPeeWeeSherman：As long as Giannis doesn't die the lottery isn't really a problem
只要字母哥活着，乐不乐透都不是啥问题。
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BucksKalidasa-：MAYBE I SHOULD ASK CUTIE IN MY FRENCH CLASS TO GET SOME COFFEE
UPDATE : HOMEGIRL GOT A BOYFRIEND BUT SHE WAS FLATTEREDAF
既然这样，那也许我该问问法语课上的那个可爱妹子愿不愿意跟我出去喝个咖啡
更新：妹子有男朋友了，但是她说她很受宠若惊
[–][OKC] Paul George_C22M_：Shooters shoot homie
射手就是该出手，兄dei！
[–]BullsFire_Gar_pax：Non shooters also shoot see Lonzo and Marcus smart
不是射手的家伙也一直在出手，你看看朗佐-鲍尔跟马库斯-斯玛特。
[–]LakersGoldenPantleg：ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE
一切皆有可能！！
[–][NOP] Austin RiversAustinRiversDaGod：There's a lot of jokes here, but honestly, shoot your shot. Rejection sucks, but you're guaranteed not to get a date if you don't ask
这里有很多的嘲笑，但是老实讲，去试试。被拒绝是很操蛋，但是你不问，就肯定约不到姑娘。
[–]Rocketsyooston：straight robbery wow. phoenix had zero leverage
完全是抢劫，太阳根本没有筹码
[–]SaxMan_Spiff：SUNS FLEECED
太阳被薅羊毛了
[–][OKC] Carmelo AnthonyGuardian_Ainsel：If you wear fleece in Phoenix, you die
如果你在菲尼克斯穿羊毛，你会热死。
[–]PelicansJay_Fieri：Now they go add Okafor for pennies.
现在雄鹿该用几毛钱去换奥卡福了！
[–]Bullsestilly26：The Bucks-Magic ECF series is gonna be wild
雄鹿对魔术的东部决赛会非常狂野啊！！
[–][BOS] Eddie HouseShinySuitTheory：BUCKS IN 6 MOTHERFUCKERS
雄鹿六场内搞定！王八羔子们！
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原文及配图来源：Reddit
编译：泰拳警告