【美帝键盘侠】詹姆斯只穿浴巾和卢共处一室后 骑士6胜0负
2017-11-23 17:24:38 来源：CCTV5在线直播
今日的比赛可谓精彩纷呈，高潮迭起，有强强对抗，有连胜终结，有不可思议的绝杀，有华丽至极的数据，众星云集，神仙打架，而今天的比赛当然也吸引了大洋彼岸球迷们的热烈关注，来看看他们又有哪些奇思妙想，语不惊人死不休！
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比赛：雷霆108-91勇士；
杜兰特和威少赛中冲突，顶头互喷垃圾话！
[LAL]give_me_taquitos：This is like r/nba's wet dream
这镜头只在那么直播吧友的“春梦了无痕”里出现过……竟然真的发生了！
[–]JoeyBrickz：r/NBA collectively ejaculates
然后吧友们集体高潮了！
[–]ColdWorldGotHotter：Melo had the perfect face lmao.
安东尼在旁边的表情笑尿我了！
[–]YOMOMSBABYDADDY：Please for the love of god let these two teams meet each other in the playoffs.
我在佛前苦苦求了五百年，让这两支队伍在季后赛相遇吧！
[OKC] IncaseAce：Russ looked like he wasn’t having any of it. And then he had some of it.
威少看起来根本不在乎杜兰特。但实际上他还是在乎的。
[OKC] ChiefBigGay：Paul creeping in there to lay KD out if it got dirty.
乔治站在威少和杜兰特中间确保两人不会继续冲突，或者亲上……
[–]CBCN：Lonzo Ball disapproves.
球哥：这里没我事儿吧？那我走了啊！
[BOS]goofygoober2：We’ve come full circle..
我的下一站：雷霆！
[–]LakersMY-NAME_IS_MY-NAME：Steve Curry sits out another 4th quarter
库里继续三节打卡下班……
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比赛：火箭125-95大胜掘金，巴莫特正负值+57！
[–]HornetsYizWasHere：How the fuck....And Will Barton was -42, lmao
哎呦我了个大艹……还有巴顿将军的正负值-42，我湿了。
[–]Celticsbustedracquet：More hilarious was that Malik Beasley, on the Nuggets, was +17 in 8 minutes.
更牛比的是掘金队马利克-比斯利的正负值竟然是+17！
[–]Rocketsmagecombat54：Yeah nuggets went on an insane run at the end. think it was like 20-0 in just 3 or 4 mins. Cut the lead down to 30. Nearly gave me a heart attack thought we were about to choke
是的，掘金最后时刻打出一波高潮，好像是3-4分钟的时间就打出一波20-0，一下子就将分差追到仅仅只有30分了！我天，我当时吓尿了，我以为我们要输了！
[–]kennythegoat：its simply unreal what him and Cp were doing together on the floor
看看巴莫特，再看看快船队，简直是超现实。
[–]San Diego Clippersfrostyfries：I hate my life
向我开炮吧……生无可恋
[–][MIN] Andrew Wigginsbssbronzie：bobby brown with the 0/0/0 and -17 in 8 minutes, in a game won by 30 points. Legendary performance
鲍比-布朗，历史上首位在球队赢得30分的比赛中贡献0分0板0助攻，正负值-17的球员，你他娘的也是个人才！
【GIF】保罗秀超级酷炫运球绝技，背后运球假传真投！
[–][TOR] Delon Wrightredsnake1377：wtf that shit fooled me. what just happened?
我尼玛这什么鬼东西，到底发生了什么？
[–][TOR] Fred VanVleetSmugleaf_Raptors2012：Chris Paul: Mindfucker
克里斯-保罗：秀，天秀，陈独秀，蒂花之秀，造化钟神秀……我头晕
[–]PelicansGood_NewsEveryone：This just in: Chris Paul still the point God
插播一条消息：保罗仍然是控卫之神！
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【GIF】周琦血帽钱德勒！送他上天！
[–]Hoops_Junkie2：Everybody wants to see Zhou Qi be successful. Man literally has NO haters.
看起来每个人都想看到周琦成功，这小伙几乎没什么黑子黑他。
[–][LAL] Coby KarlCaptMarvel23：Haha Harden
哈哈，哈登的表情真逗。
[–][MIN] Tyus JonesBentumbo：if Chandler had any vision he would've gotten an easy assist lol
如果钱德勒能看得到前面的话他就能送出一个轻松的助攻了，可惜他看不到，遮天蔽日的大帽！
[–][HOU] Robert HorryMugiMartin：He also made a beautiful pass to Harden in transition for an easy score. I love his defense, and he's only 21.
他之前还在转换中给哈登送出一记精妙的助攻，我爱他防守端的表现，而且他才21岁啊！
[–]Rocketskoshyguy：His defense is so fucking good.He's like a Rudy Gobert that shoots 3s.
他的防守真TM好！他就像一个会投三分的戈贝尔
[–]RocketsmzXuan：THE GREAT WALL
中国新长城！
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比赛：热火104-98凯尔特人，终结凯尔特人16连胜
[–]Heatairus92：Dion Waiters knows the world isn't flat because he can see it revolving around him every day.
维爸爸知道地球是平的，因为整个世界每天都在围着他转。
[–][BOS] Shaquille O'NealSer_Dingus：the dion 3 that went in off the top of the backboard was the shot that broke the streak
维爸爸从篮板上面投进了一个三分，杀死比赛终结连胜！
[–]CelticsiAmTheRealLange：Looks like Kyrie finally got his d**k s**ked.
欧文终于让他的“大diao”得偿夙愿
[–][CHI] Cameron PayneSim888：Miami: Fellatio Capital of America!
迈阿密：美国咬中心
[–][ORL] Tracy McGradyDadAssTho：
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比赛：骑士119-109篮网，詹姆斯末节23分！
[–][CLE] Steve KerrMeo280：The Cavs have won 6 straight games ever since LeBron went into Lue’s office with nothing but a towel on.
自从上一次詹姆斯什么都没穿裹着条浴巾就进了卢的办公室之后，骑士6胜0负！
[–][CLE] Kevin Lovequentin-coldwater：18 STRAIGHT POINTS IN THREE AND A HALF MINUTES What the fuck
3分半钟，连得18分！日了狗了！
[–]Netsmetjetnet：It may have been a loss, but I'm glad we're good enough now to summon angry LeBron.
虽然最后还是输了，但是我还是很高兴我们召唤出来了被激怒的勒布朗。