【美帝键盘侠】波蒂斯和米罗蒂奇——组合拳组合
2017-12-12 16:01:04 来源：CCTV5在线直播
公牛击败凯尔特人豪取三连胜
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[–][BOS] Paul Piercejallain
the only fans that aren't happy with this outcome are celtics and bulls fans.
只有凯尔特人球迷和公牛球迷对这个比赛结果不高兴
[–][BOS] Rajon Rondoburner_for_celtics
thank you for titling this thread "defeated" instead of "stomped to death, stomped some more, and then pissed on"
谢谢版主只用了“击败”而不是“踩到死然后还一直踩最后还尿尿鞭尸”
[–]BullsManOfGizmosAndGears
Bulls, can you not?
我牛，你能不赢吗？
[–]Bullschance-
jesus christ boston wtf was that
我的天老爷，凯尔特人你搞毛呢？
[–]Celticschampagnencampaign
Any wins for teams below the Lakers is a good thing for us.
任何胜率比湖人低的球队赢球对我们来说都是好消息！
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[–]Bullscallin_ballin
3-0 since Mirotic returned after being KO'd by Portis.
米罗蒂奇被波蒂斯KO回归后，公牛3胜0负
[–][SAS] Patty MillsMackinaw
Mirotic/Portis. What a one-two punch.
米罗蒂奇和波蒂斯，多么棒的“组合拳”组合
[–]Celticsspaldingnoooo
Everytime I looked up, another Bulls player I had never heard of was hitting a 3 and we missed the next shot we took, over and over again.
每一次我抬头，我就看见一个我不认识的公牛球员投进三分球，回头我们就是一个打铁，不断地重复...
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[–][CHI] Ben Gordonnick168
Us right now
我们的摆烂...
[–]BullsCidneyIV
EIGHTH SEED, HERE WE COME
东部第八我们来了！
[–]BullsDxC17
The long, grueling path to 62-20 has just begun
漫长又激烈的62连胜已经开始了
[–]Bullsstormstopper
From 3-20 to 62-20, we ain't never losing again y'all.
从3胜20负到62胜20负，不会再输球了老铁们。
[–]Celticsbilloptimusprime
The last time bulls teammates punched each other was Kerr and Jordan, and they won a bunch of championships. Will history be repeated?
上一次公牛有队员互殴还是科尔和乔丹，他们之后赢了一堆的冠军。历史会重演吗？
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朗佐弟弟利安吉洛-鲍尔和拉梅洛-鲍尔已经成为职业球员，他们与立陶宛俱乐部维陶塔斯签下了一年的合同。
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[–]EfkaSerpis
I'm actually from Prienai and I can't see them staying here until the end of the season. Our coach doesn't speak English, city is not fun at all to live in. But it's the biggest event in Prienai history. Ask me anything about the team, the city
我就是来自立陶宛普列奈的球迷，我不觉得他们能在这儿坚持到赛季结束，我们的教练根本不会说英语，这里的城市也一点都不适合居住，但是二球三球要来却是普列奈历史上最重大的事件，大家关于维陶塔斯和普列奈有什么想问的都可以问我
[–]LakersToomuchgamin
What will happen to them if they try and steal from your city?
你知道会有个问题的，如果他们在那里试图偷窃会被怎么惩罚，兄歹？
[–]EfkaSerpis
Lavar will contact our President Dalia Grybauskait? and have a beef on twitter
可能球爹会和我们立陶宛的总统达利娅-格里包斯凯特接触，并和她在推特上对喷一次吧……
[–]KnicksCatchyy
They are going to play in a village with a non english speaking coach who is pretty eccentric. Should be fun for all of us.
他们将会在一个村子里打球，被一个非常古怪的不说英语的教练执教，想想也是很搞笑的一件事。
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[–]LakersitsmeYUKICROSS
inb4 LaVar proceeds to coach that team LMAO
在帖子被锁之前，拉瓦尔正在加速准备接手执教这支球队，笑死我了。
[–][CLE] Foots Walkerseanzytheman
I don’t recognize that name, is LMAO the fourth brother?
咦，LMAO是谁，是球爹一家的四弟吗？
[–][LAC] Chris Paul2_uber
L'mao Ball
乐死我-鲍尔是也
[–]Trail Blazersgoodname_
They can salvage this by making a reality tv show about two socal boys living in Lithuania for a year
他们可以凭借这个噱头，做成一个真人秀，两个美国男孩如何在立陶宛度过1年的时光……
[–][CHI] Robin LopezDefiniteSauce12
Damn..... Liangelo can barely speak English, how the fuck can he speak Lithuanian
我的老天爷，三球才刚刚学会说英语，你现在让他去说立陶宛语？？
[–]CelticsKaredoggy
The coach of that team got fired after a few months from a bigger Lithuanian club a few years ago partially because cuz he could not communicate with american players. Also because he's quite shit. This is gonna be great
那个球队的教练几个月前刚刚被上一支球队裁掉，原因就是他不会和美国人交流，并且这个教练的执教水平跟sh*t一样， 恩，真是太美好了！
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[–]Bravesjeufie
Future news: "Lavar Ball gets Lithuanian coaching license"
不久后：“拉瓦尔-鲍尔取得了立陶宛教练执照”
[–]CavaliersAlec17king
He said he wants all 3 on the Lakers, is this real?
球爹说他的三个儿子最终都会来到湖人队的，会是这样的吗？
[–][LAL] Kyle KuzmaTaffarr
We dont want them.
不，我们不想要他们仨。
[–]NBAKD_is_a_snake
LaMelo may be an NBA level talent one day. LiAngelo? won't even get a cup of coffee in the d league.
三球未来还有可能能达到NBA的水准，但二球？也许在发展联盟看饮水机都有人嫌弃他毛巾甩得不够卖力！
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