【美帝键盘侠】快送大帝去医院|败也威少成也威少
2017-12-16 14:12:53 来源：CCTV5在线直播
雷霆今日与76人大战三加时，双方球员在场上香汗淋漓娇喘连连，让观战的球迷们也是满身大汗大喊快停，一起来看看他们在事后，哦不对，赛后都说了些什么！
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[–][MIA] Goran Dragicmeahoymemoyay
The hero of this game, as we all expected, Patrick Patterson
本场比赛的英雄，就如我们期待的一样，帕特里克-帕特森！
[–]Raptors_matrix
Has always been solid on the defensive end.
他在防守端永远靠谱！
[–]Celticsishandoeee
Andre “4 points but no 4 OT” Roberson
还有安德烈-4分但是没有4加时-罗伯森
[–]Rocketsplasmalaser1
Andre "more clutch than Paul George" Roberson
安德烈-比乔治还关键-罗伯森
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兄dei，我今天家里还有事
[–]BullsImRBJ
Embiid had the Gatorade symbol since the 1st OT
恩比德从第一个加时起身上就有佳得乐标志！
[–]ThunderBBallHunter
Get Embiid to the hospital.
快送恩比德去医院！
[–]HawkskidHaitian
LMAO. At one point, I think he looked at Simmons like "we gotta do 5 more minutes of this shit?"
哈哈哈，我想有一个瞬间，他看向西蒙斯，好像在说：“我们还要再干这比赛5分钟？”
[–][TOR] Fred VanVleetSmugleaf_Raptors2012
Embiid 51 minutes
Simmons 52 minutes
Saric 50 minutes
Those minutes are what Thibs experiences in his wet dreams
恩比德51分钟、西蒙斯52、萨里奇50分钟，这是锡伯杜春梦里的完美上场时间
[–][CHI] Taj GibsonPrancingDonkey
Embiid is about to rest for 2 seasons.
恩比德这下要休息俩赛季了
[–]EastPM_ME_UR_BEST_STORY_
He's grown to 7'6 when he comes back, averages 50/20/10 for 25 games, gets the Sixers the title, rests for 2 more years, repeat
那他会长到2米26，然后打25场场均50+20+10的比赛，带领76人夺冠。然后再休息两个赛季，以此往复。
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[–][OKC] Carmelo AnthonyDeadDay
Everyone in the game looked gassed. Except russ!
比赛里每个人看起来都没力气了。除了威少！
[–]CelticsIanCaesars
Russ has 99 stamina. Unbelieveable how he puts the same effort at the end of the 3rd OT as in 1st quarter.
威少有99分的耐力。他在第三个加时就像在打第一节一样，令人难以置信。
[–]ThunderDonnian
His muscles have muscles.
他的肌肉里还是肌肉！
[–][HOU] Rafer Alstonapplause_5
Now I know why Breen describes Russ with "nuclear athleticism" all the time
现在我知道为什么布林一直形容威少是个“核能运动体”了
[–][OKC] Eric Maynorjhairfield
Is Russell Westbrook frustrating at times? Yes
Does Russell Westbrook make bad decisions sometimes? Yes
Do I love Russell Westbrook? YUP
威少有时会让人感到沮丧？对。
威少有时会做出糟糕的决策？对。
但我爱他吗？爱。
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[–][MIA] Michael Beasleyidkhur
Maybe I’m bias as a Carmelo fan, but there’s no way that Melo should only take 17 shots when he made 11. Especially in a game with multiple overtimes. I know his shot has been off this season but he’s a scorer and he was doing good this game. Instead of giving him the ball, Westbrook decides to launch bricks from everywhere including the free throw line (although he did finally make some shots in the last overtime) I know it’s “his team” but he really needs to stop taking so many damn shots and feed the ball to the hot hand.
也许我作为甜瓜球迷是带有偏见，但是甜瓜17中11的比赛他不能只出手17次，尤其是这场比赛还是多个加时。我知道他这个赛季投篮不好，但他是个得分手，他这场比赛打得很好。威少在场上到处打铁也不给他传球。我知道这是威少的球队，但他真的要停止这些可恶的投篮、把球交给手热的人！
[–]Thundergoochbruise
It was partly Russ' fault, but Donovan sat him for a super long stretch in the second half. No idea why.
这确实部分是威少的错，但是多诺万在下半场让甜瓜坐了超久板凳。不知道为啥。
[–]ClippersElBluntDealer
There was two possessions in one of the OTs where Carmelo had JJ guarding him and WB opts for a deep jumpshot. Boggled my mind.
加时赛里有两次雷迪克在防守甜瓜，但是威少却选择了远投。我头皮有点发麻。
[–][NYK] J.R. Smithsgruggy
Russ sucked tonight. People might see the triple double, the dunk and highlights, but he went 10/33, he was the one that was 5/21 coming into OT, he stopped passing to a hot-hand Melo who was visibly frustrated at Russ, and he bricked bad shots to lose the 11 point 4th quarter lead that OKC had in the first place.
威少今晚糟糕透了。人们也许会看他的三双、扣篮和集锦，但是他33投10中，他进入加时时才21中5，他停止了给手热的甜瓜喂球，甜瓜显然很沮丧，他在第四节的打铁也让雷霆失去了11分的领先优势。
[–]Raptorsphone101
Live by the Westbrook, die by the Westbrook
成也威少、败也威少。
[–]Cavaliersmarlnobor
If you can't handle me at my Worstbrook you don't deserve me at my Bestbrook.
如果你不能接受“最烂布鲁克”那你就不配拥有“最强布鲁克”
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[–]76erscarlstones
game of the year embiid is my father
年度最佳比赛，恩比德是我爸爸
[–]76ershehehehahahaha
I feel like every game we've been in has been called this yet we also fucking lose it
我感觉我们每一场比赛可以称作这个，但是我们每次都tm输球
[–]76ersHelreaver
Watching the Sixers as a neutral fan must be great.
作为中立球迷来看76人比赛一定非常爽
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