【美帝键盘侠】我有81种理由恨他 但最终我还是爱上了科比
2017-12-19 18:24:54 来源：CCTV5在线直播
今日湖人传奇巨星科比-布莱恩特8号球衣和24号球衣正式在斯台普斯中心退役，这也引起了大洋彼岸球迷的热议，来看看他们有哪些巧言妙语。
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[–]Raptors whiteflight15
I have 81 reasons to hate him but I love him anyways
我有81种理由去恨他，但该死，我还是爱上了他。
[–][MIA] mohammadali916
I think at this point most people who hated him when he played felt the feels tonight and can’t help but applaud him now. We’ll never see another Kobe, I’m glad I got to witness him
我想此时此刻即便是多年的职业科黑也会默然低头，他能真正融入到今晚的情绪中，并不由自主地为科比鼓掌欢呼。我们再也不可能见到下一个科比，我很高兴我曾经见证过他的伟大。
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[–]WarriorsSane333
MAMBA OUT
曼巴，out！
[–][ORL] DadAssTho
places mic on floor
好的，另外顺便把麦克风放在地板上，谢谢。
[–][MIA] mohammadali916
throws mic in air and waits for it to hit the floor
不，拿起麦克风，投篮，听麦克风落地的声音！
[–]Spursavi550m
Fade Away and swishes the mic through the net
此时应该有后仰投篮和麦克风空心刷网的声音！
[–]HornetsAussie_Ben88
BANG!
bang！
[–]ladderenthusiast
don't forget the shimmy first
别忘记投篮之前的晃肩假动作。
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[–]HornetsAussie_Ben88
It's the truth. There's far superior genetically* gifted players. We may have better shooters. We may have better dunkers. Better defensive players.
But like fuck you'll ever see another Kobe.
是的，一点都没错，NBA有太多有天赋的球员了，可能会有下一个比科比更棒的投手，可能会有更棒的扣将，也会有更棒的防守型球员，但是绝对TM的不可能再见到下一个科比了。
[–]Bucks BandwagonWestcoastWonder
The guy had 2 entire generations of kids (and adults alike) shouting "KOBE!" anytime they went to throw something into a basket.
这个男人影响了整整两代小孩子，让我们大家每一次想要装X地把垃圾扔向纸篓时都大喊着“老纸是科比”！
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[–]HeatUnknown_to_all
Man, I’ve never been a Kobe fan.
After watching his final game/speech and watching his jersey retirement, I realized why I never liked him...
He never wore my teams jersey, that’s all I got.
Thanks Kobe for a wonderful 20 years of basketball.
老实讲，我从来都不是科比的粉丝。
但是自从我看过他的谢幕战，听他的演讲，看过他的球衣退役仪式，我想通了一点：为什么我从来都没有喜欢过他……
因为他从来没有穿过我主队的球衣，这就是所有。我多么希望他能够在我的主队。
谢谢科比给我们奉献了20年精彩绝伦的篮球表演。
[–][DEN] Propuhganduh
Hated Kobe his whole career. In his last game ever though I caught myself cheering him on. That’s when I realized I never hated Kobe Bryant, I just hated how much he fucked every team he ever played. Dude’s a legend and I love him, and now I follow him on every social media site he’s on.
我整个生涯都在做着专业科黑的工作，但是他的谢幕战我还是忍不住地为他欢呼，然后我才意识到我从来都没有真正地恨过这个男人，我讨厌他只是因为他会把每次的对手整的死去活来，这个家伙就是一位传奇，我爱他，现在他的每个社交媒体账号我都通通关注着。
[–][PHO] KeefJerky
He's my 2nd favorite player of all time. Sometimes the people that crush your soul over and over are the ones you end up loving most
科比是我第二最爱的球员，有时候那个把你们主队折磨的死去活来的男人反而会让你最终爱上他。
[–]LakersSirRollsaSpliff
I’m not crying, you’re crying.
我没哭，你才哭了呢！
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[–]GenericKennyPowers
I thought for sure Kobe would cry. If he doesn’t shed a tear during his HOF speech in the future that’s just confirmation that he’s not even remotely human.
我原本以为科比一定会哭出来的。如果下次科比名人堂演讲的时候还不掉一滴眼泪，那我就实名举报科比根本就不是人类，实锤！
[–]RaptorsPsychyed
mamba mentality
哥，他们管这个叫，曼巴精神！
[–]LakersAleksso
Kobe has no tears left, he sweated them all out
科比已经没有眼泪了，眼泪融在血和汗中全部挥洒在了赛场上。
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[–]Lakersshinmenmusashi
Ah, they strategically left space next to 24 for Pau's 16 ))
啊哈，看起来他们在24号旁边给加索尔的16号留了个位置嘛！
[–][POR] mccainjames11
And space next to 8 for Smush's 1 :')
那么，8号旁边的位置看起来就是给斯马什-死神-帕克留的咯？