【美帝键盘侠】“文疯狂”变“文效率” 2分25助？隆多回来了！
2017-12-28 20:12:55 来源：CCTV5在线直播
在今天国王主场对阵骑士的比赛中，国王老将，下个月就将年满41岁的卡特迎来爆发， 他上场30分钟，12投10中，最终砍下全场最高的24分帮助球队获得胜利，卡特在本场比赛不乏各种神仙球，比分迫近之后的高难度进球等等精彩表现，这让美国球迷都不禁感叹，廉颇老矣，尚能饭否？
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[–][CLE] Rizikio：如上图，该网友将这部分评论单独截选出来。
[–]Warriorsfamoustran：This should honestly be the top comment. I'm helping.
这绝对是个经典镜头，太应景了，我要♂你！
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[–][SAC] IncoherentAndDumb：40 year young Vince Carter led both teams in scoring!
40岁的文斯-卡特得分全场最高！！
[–][GSW] swollencornholio：Didn't even play 30 minutes
在30分钟不到的时间里
[–]Warriorstoothbud：Vinfficiency
文效率！
[–][SEA] swegeward
50% man
50% amazing
100% dad dick
半人半神！100%的大屌哥！
[–]KingsZombieFeces：What's a king to a middle aged man?
对于一个中年男人来讲，国王又算得了什么？
[–][SAC] RaiderBlitz：Watch us retire #15 with Carter's name on the back of it.
等着看我们把卡特15号球衣退役的那一天
[–]Kingsfangal2：cousins will be so pissed
那考辛斯可会不高兴的！
[–]CavaliersPootieTooGood：there's a lot of players in the nba that will draw salt from me when they go off. vince carter isn't one of them. what a privilege to watch this game tonight, that was fucking awesome.
现在联盟中有很多球员我看到他上场就会喷他，但是卡特绝对不在其中，能够看到今晚这场比赛真是我的荣幸，卡特的表演是真TM的棒！
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[–][DAL] rps215：An incredible all around game from the Kings.
Bogie with 16-8-3-4 on 67% shooting, WCS with his best game of the year, and even Buddy was pretty effective in his minutes. That was a fun game to watch
国王全队这场比赛都表现的棒极了，难以置信的比赛。博格丹这场比赛16-8-3-4的数据，67%的投篮命中率，这可以说是他今年打得最好的一场比赛，就算希尔德在他的上场时间里也效率极高，真是一场有趣好看的比赛。
[–]Kings4YourThighsOnly：friendship ended with Lebron, Bogi is my new favorite point forward
我和勒布朗的友谊结束了，博格丹现在是我最喜欢的控锋！
[–]anson841：Kings>King
Kings>King
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在先前结束的一场比赛中，鹈鹕以128-113战胜篮网，鹈鹕控卫隆多送出生涯新高的25次助攻。隆多成为1996年基德以来首位单场至少送出25次助攻的球员；NBA历史上球员单场助攻数纪录为30个！
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[–]L_Nygaard：25 assists in 30 minutes
出场30分钟！！25个助攻！
[–]RocketsHuman_On_Reddit：And Kidd got his 25 assists in 49 minutes of play time.
Scott Skiles holds the record with 30 assists in a 1992 game, and he did that in 44 minutes.
If Rondo kept up his assist rate over 44 minutes, he would have gotten ~37 assists.Amazing.
基德当年拿25助攻花了49分钟，NBA历史纪录的斯凯尔斯拿到30个助攻花了44分钟，而隆多如果保持这个助攻率打44分钟，他会拿到37个助攻，太疯狂了。
[–]Cavaliersturtle_stank：Fuck outta here with them "scoring point guards"
去TM的所谓的“双能卫”
[–]CelticsCelticBird23【凯尔特人球迷】：People forgot who Rondo is.
人们都忘了隆多是谁了吗？
[–]PelicansGood_NewsEveryone：Oh look it's Anthony Davis
Here have the ball Anthony
Assist
哦，看，那是安东尼-戴维斯诶
球，球给你
助攻到手
[–][CLE] Mithridates12：Oh look, there's Boogie. Let me throw the ball in his direction.
哦看，那有个Boogie，看我把球扔给他！
[–]PelicansGumbeaux_：Angry dunk and mean mug
Assist for Rondo
你会得到一个凶残的扣篮和来自考辛斯的凶残的表情和一个助攻。
[–][deleted] ：I know I should be suprised but I'm not
Rondo + That front court just screams dimes
我真的应该对这个数据感到惊讶，但是实际上我又不是那么的惊讶
隆多+这两个前场的组合只会让人尖叫得根本停不下来
[–][TOR] BasedMasai：I can't think of a more 'Rondo' statline lmao
艾玛，典型的“隆多式”数据栏，笑了笑了
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塔图姆在今天对阵黄蜂的比赛中上演一记精彩的单手变向接胯下过人再加欧洲步过人上篮！
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[–]Trail BlazersFamilyguy35：god damn this dude plays like a 10 year vet. so smooth
天老爷，这家伙打得就像一个在NBA征战10年的老兵一样，这动作太丝滑了！
[–]76ersScaryCumFace：so creamy
如此的润滑！
[–][BOS] AmaiKokei：So thick
如此的浓厚！
[–][BOS] Deowine：So hard
如此的猛烈！
[–][BOS] AmaiKokei：So tight
如此的紧致！
[–]dageorge56978180：Sex
性……感！
[–]Bulls angrybaltimorean：Nice.
嗯……好……球！
[–][LAL] okonkwoco：BANG!
bang！
[–][MIA] dwadefan45：Cry
尖叫！
[–]KingsItsNotSpaghetti：You saw my sex t**e?
好好说话，别开车！
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[–]WarriorsArmedinar：Every time I watch the Cs, I need to remind myself that this dude is 19 years old; how the fuck is that even possible
每次我看凯尔特人的比赛，我都需要时刻掐掐自己，告诉自己这小哥19岁是客观事实，这怎么TM可能呢？
[–][MIA] Dexter PittmanLukeBron：every time i watch tatum play he seems to be better than the last time. i remember his last highlight clip the handles were nice but a little sloppy. i mean, this looked like he was born dribbling a basketball. unreal
关键是每次我见到的塔图姆逗比上一次变得更棒了，我记得上次看他的高光集锦他的控球虽然很不错但还有些仓促呢。我想说，这家伙天生就适合打篮球，很不真实。
[–]MavericksDark-Cuban：Danny ainge got a pick from the 6ers and still got the best player in the draft lol
安吉把状元签送给76人，拿到76人换来的探花签选中了这届最优秀的球员，哈哈哈！