【美帝键盘侠】字母哥要选勒布朗 这算非法引诱不？
2018-01-06 15:13:01 来源：CCTV5在线直播
全明星第一轮选票结果已经出炉，雄鹿前锋字母哥力压詹姆斯和欧文成为东部暂时的票王。作为暂时的票王，字母哥也被问到了选择队友的问题。
“首先，如果我可以选我的队友，那么我会先选他们。如果没法选队友，那我会先选择勒布朗。”字母哥说道，“他是这个世界上最好的球员，我们会在自由市场上拥有一个良好的关系，未来的事情谁也说不好，说不定哪天他会来加入雄鹿。”
美国网友们对单纯的字母哥开启了热烈讨论，一起来看看他们都说了些什么！
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[–]KnickedUp：Giannis - "If my teammates are available..."
Reporter - "They wont be"
Giannis - "Lebron"
字母哥：如果能选我队友的话
记者：他们不能
字母哥：那我选勒布朗
[–]Warriorsgervaistweet：The following year:
Giannis - "My teammate, LeBron."
Reporter - "Who would you pick after LeBron?"
Giannis - "I gotta go with Kevin Durant, second best player in the world, and so we can have a good relationship for the free agency"
The year after that:
Giannis - "My teammates, LeBron and KD"
Reporter - "Who would you pick after LeBron and KD?"
Giannis - "I gotta go with Stephen Curry or Kawhi Leonard, two top-5 players in the world, and so we can have a good relationship for the free agency"
明年
字母哥：我选我的队友勒布朗。
记者：他之后呢？你选谁？
字母哥：我要选凯文-杜兰特，世界上第二好的球员，这样我们就会在自由市场上拥有一个良好的关系。
后年
字母哥：我选我的队友勒布朗和杜兰特。
记者：他们之后呢？你选谁？
字母哥：我要选库里或者莱昂纳德，两位当世前五的球员，这样我们就会在自由市场上拥有一个良好的关系。
[–]BucksRubiconGuava ：Keep going, I'm almost there
继续往下说，我就快高潮了
[–]Lakersmoefoe：They all play for the warriors
他们都加入了勇士~
[–]diggidy405：People over 40 years old:
The Showtime Lakers or 96-97 Bulls still beat that team
超过40岁的球迷们：勇士仍然打不过Showtime湖人或者96公牛。
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[–][MIL] Giannis AntetokounmpoWIN011：That big smile was like “woah I might get to pick LeBron”
His personality hasn’t changed one bit since he’s become a star and that’s the best thing about him.
字母哥脸上的大笑：“哇我可能可以选择勒布朗”
他成为明星之后他的纯真个性一点都没变，这是他身上最棒的事情。
[–]sad_mogul97：Bron and Giannis vs the Warriors would be very intriguing
勒布朗加字母哥对阵勇士队会非常迷人
[–][LAL] Jordan Farmarigoticeinmyveins：could we get Delly on the all star team, so we could witness Giannis pick him over LeBron
我们能把戴拉维多瓦投进全明星吗？这样我们就能见证字母哥不要勒布朗而选戴拉了
[–]Knicksjbg89：I know some people who are good at vote manipulation.
我知道某些人非常擅长操纵选票
[–]CelticsTHE_GREAT_PICKLE ：Donald? Is that you?
是你吗川普？
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[–]Buckspanosxl ：[ESPN] Giannis tampering LeBron to join the bucks
ESPN报道：字母哥引诱勒布朗加入雄鹿队！
[–]HeatMaydietoday：At the end of the season...
[Wojnarowski] Bucks lose rights to draft pick for tampering. Inexplicably, the pick is being sent to the Lakers and is somehow a top five pick, despite the Bucks making the playoffs.
赛季末尾...
Woj：雄鹿因为非法引诱球员而被罚选秀权。但是难以理解的是，这个选秀权被送给了湖人。并且，雄鹿打进了今年的季后赛，这个选秀权却是前五顺位的。
[–]LakersTheMurkyMerc ：David Stern deems the penalty void for basketball reasons. Lakers receive no pick.
大卫-斯特恩以篮球原因禁止了这记惩罚！湖人啥也没拿到！
[–]WizardsOptimus-Dime：Giannis to Cavs confirmed.
字母哥加入骑士，已确定。
[–]SpursKowarD35：he gone
他已经离开了...
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雄鹿中场表演的狗狗在表演过程中拉便便
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[–][MIL] Malcolm BrogdonBart_Dart：This is literally just shit on the Bucks night This is a perfect metaphor for tonight's game
这真的是在雄鹿头上拉屎，正好隐喻了今天的比赛。
[–]Heatdondakeee：Must be a Raptors fan
这狗肯定是猛龙球迷。
[–]HeatSkipdr：This will be used a lot
这张图会被用很多次
小编注：此图意味瓦兰丘纳斯今日面对雄鹿发挥出色，并无恶意。
[–]HornetsYizWasHere：Oh this is perfect. Every time somebody has a big game against the Bucks we can use this.
完美，每一次有人对阵雄鹿打得好我们就可以用这张图！
[–]CavaliersMaster_Jason：birth of a classic
经典的诞生
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