【美帝键盘侠】为什么鹈鹕？为什么？ 姐夫神级表情包出炉
2018-01-27 16:48:59 来源：CCTV5在线直播
那么直播1月27日讯 鹈鹕中锋考辛斯在今日球队战胜火箭的比赛中意外受伤，赛后被诊断为左跟腱完全撕裂，赛季报销。这个悲痛的消息也让美帝键盘侠们沉痛异常。
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[–]PelicansLookLikeUpToMe：That was the most depressing win
这真是最让人沮丧的胜利
[–]why_pelicans_why ：I'm seriously going to go sit down on the toilet and piss up into my face
我真的是要坐在马桶上尿自己一脸
[–][LAL] Lonzo BallLiveLaughLonzo：Username checks out
楼上的名字亮了
[–]CavaliersBurburington：BOOGIE NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Boogie不要啊！！！！！！
[–]PelicansDredeuced：Remember when people thought something good might happen to the New Orleans Pelicans but forgot that we have been seriously injured literally every year for over a decade?
还记得人们认为我鸟也许会开始发生一些好事情么？他们忘记了近10年来我们每年都有严重伤病。
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[–]CelticsBrad-Stevens：FUCK man ... Him and AD were just starting to dominate
日了，老兄...他和浓眉哥才刚刚开始统治...
[–]Lakersaintscaredofthefall：If this was 2k id delete the save and restart.
Smh this sucks so bad :(
如果这是2K的话，我会删掉存档，重新来过。摇头，这真的太操蛋了...
[–]Trail BlazersOldManWillow：If this was 2k I'd turn injuries off cause that shit never makes anything more fun.
如果这是2k的话我会把“伤病选项”关掉，因为这个狗屁东西并没有让任何事情变得有趣。
[–][MIN] Andrew WigginsThatGuyDes：First Pelicans game I’ve watched this year and this happens... Sorry guys, I won’t watch them anymore.
这是我今年看的第一场鹈鹕的比赛...对不起大家，我不会再看了。
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[–]HawksTomahawkchop14：This is literally the person I least wanted to get injured.
他真的是我最不希望受伤的人了。
[–]Thunderthisguy2164：I was afraid it was this but I didn't wan't to believe it. Get well soon big guy.
我之前就担心是这个伤病，但我真的不想相信这个。快好起来吧大个子。
[–]NuggetsTheEagleHasNotLanded：this is like a "may not ever recover to full strength" kind of injury, especially for a guy of boogie's size.
i hope that's not the case, but this could be worse than just a lost pelicans season.
这是“你也许再也恢复不到从前水准”的那种伤病，尤其是对Boogie这种大个子球员。我希望现实不会是这样子，但这一点真的比鹈鹕失去这个赛季更糟糕。
[–]Lakersmsnwong：Kobe was never the same after his injury... I hope Cousins ends up being fine, but it's difficult with his size.
科比在他的伤病后就再也不是那个科比了...我希望表妹能没事，但就他的体格来说，这很难。
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今日骑士比赛暂停期间，乐福曾将训练服脱下之后一把扔到杰夫-格林的头上，这也引起了美国网友的热议。
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[–]NBATop5_：Lmao Greens face when he pull down the shirt
龟龟，训练衫掉下来之后姐夫的表情简直是经典！
[–]Cavaliersthereturnofjagger：
是在说这个吗？
[–]CavaliersWhyYouReachin：I’m fuckin dyin bro haha, he does it so casually too K Love doesn’t give a fuck
我快要笑死了，大兄弟，他的反应是如此的……emmm，无所谓，乐福也是，卵都没卵他
[–]Warriors_Banned_：that reaction is meme worthy
表情包届新的神器诞生了？
[–][CHI] Cameron PayneSim888：
送上姐夫三连！
[–]LakersEBDoo：I love witnessing meme history being made right in front of my eyes
见证这些表情包届神梗的诞生真是太美妙了
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[–]Thundernuhx：Kevin Love strikes back.
凯文-乐福反击战！
[–]CavaliersTheDanSandwich：The Last Cedi
最后绝地武士切迪！
[–][MIN] OKOYE：“From my point of view, Jeff Green is evil!”！”）
在我看来，杰夫-格林才是真正的坏蛋！
[–]CelticsGeoff_Uckersilf：'I've got a bad feeling about this trade...'
哦，我有种不好的预感……
[–]OwenWilsonInWow：JEFF GREENS THE LEAKER!
找到了，杰夫-格林才是泄露会议内容的家伙？
[–]Heatoiwin123：what the fuck
整个俄亥俄都乱成了一锅粥？？
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[–]CavaliersChuggawumba123：It's a Cavs hazing ritual.
这只是骑士队经常玩的小恶作剧。
[–]Raptorsbabaghanooj：i know, how do you confuse a shooting shirt with a towel
我知道，但是，一个人怎么可能会把训练服和毛巾弄混呢？
[–]Buckstheconfuserx2：Probably mistook him for Lue
可能是把认错成泰伦-卢了吧……
[–][OKC] Anti_Thon：Lue is the best towel rack in the game
卢是联盟里最好的衣架！
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[–]Warriorsgarbagetimethrees：I know everyone is saying that they're are horsing around and y'all are probably right, but idk... Something about Cedi Osman's facial expression says other wise.
我知道大家都会说他们只是在胡闹罢了，你也有可能是对的，但是，我不知道诶……也许切迪-艾斯曼脸上最真实的表情在表达着一些东西。
[–][LAC] deepwebteddy：osman got that “pls don’t do this rn” face on
奥斯曼的脸上写着：“Please，求求你们了，请别在这个时候干这种事情好吗？”
[–]CavaliersKenya151：He is the young kid watching a divorce
就像一个看着父母闹离婚的小孩一样……