【美帝键盘侠】太阳啥时候致敬门罗？老詹不相信妻儿？
2018-02-03 15:12:59 来源：CCTV5在线直播
事件：绿军用500万伤病特例拿下门罗
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[–]Celticsjcarmona24：now Horford can play the true 4 with Baynes off the bench/utilized for 2nd unit big men defense
现在霍福德就能真正去打大前锋，然后贝恩斯打替补，担任第二阵容的防守大个子
[–][BOS] Isaiah Thomaspapi617：Or Monroe can play off the bench and to help the bench scoring. Brad is gonna have fun with this
或者门罗去打替补，帮助替补得分。史蒂文斯会对这些玩法很高兴的
[–]Celticscompensatedshill：Next up is the main course of the Aaron Gordon acquisition
And then for dessert, Tyreke
接下来就是主菜——阿隆-戈登
然后是饭后甜点——泰瑞克-埃文斯
[–]LakersX5samX5：Is Gordon on the trade block. Why TF would Orlando trade their best young player?
戈登在交易市场上吗？魔术TM为什么要把他们最好的年轻球员交易掉？
[–]SpursNeutral_Meat：They need to acquire draft picks so they can get a great young player like Aaron Gordon.
因为他们需要选秀权，然后再选中戈登这样的优秀年轻球员。
[–]CelticsGhenii：The never ending cycle
永远不会结束的轮回
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[–]Bullsau24：So when is Monroe's video tribute in Phoenix scheduled for?
所以，太阳致敬门罗的视频准备啥时候播？
[–]NBAstatbro：Same day as Ronnie Price's jersey retirement ceremony.
就定在罗尼-普莱斯球衣退役的同一天吧
[–]MP3459：Now give me Tyreke and we are READY to lose in 5 to GSW
再给我们一个埃文斯，我们就做好了总决赛里5场不敌勇士的准备了！
[–]Pelicanshak091：I actually want to see GSW vs BOS in the finals
Both games during the season were great.
我真的想看勇士和凯尔特人打总决赛诶，他们今年打的两场都很好看
[–]CelticsLuckyTheLeprechaun：Our games last year were good too. Brad's system works well against Kerr's system.
我们双方过去几年的比赛也都很好看，史蒂文斯体系对付科尔体系挺不错的
[–]LakersLaker_Fan69：I’m not ok with this
湖人球迷：我反对！
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[–]Celticsmightbeabotidk：My longest yeah boy since Kyrie/Gordie
我发出了自我们获得欧文海沃德之后最长的一声耶
[–]Trail BlazersNoveson：Fuck yeah. I want someone to actually put up a fight against Cleveland for once.
奈死兄dei，我真的想看到一支球队能真正的和克利夫兰干一架！
[–]SunsShirleythepirate：Celtics fans current mood: excited
Celtics fans mood in 2 weeks: why can’t this guy play any defense?
绿凯球迷现在的心情：鸡冻！
绿凯球迷两周后的心情：妈耶这个门罗为什么完全不会防守？
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事件：詹姆斯怒斥“夏天会面勇士”的报道不实：“如果你没有听到我亲口所说，那就不是真的，我一点不在乎消息源和我多亲近，我不在乎是否是来自我的妻子或者孩子，如果不是来自我自己，那就不是真的。”
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[–]Clippersdoinnothin：damn, my wife would be mad if I said that
jk I don’t have a wife :(
靠，我要是这么说，我老婆会生气的哟
嘻嘻我没有老婆
[–]Celticssirhumphry：Lebron has two nipples.
勒布朗有两个咪咪
[–]Trail Blazerszcalvert：Can't be true, not from LeBron
假消息！因为这不是勒布朗说的！
[–][UTA] Trevor BookerDanteSexum：ESPN BREAKING NEWS: Lebron doesn't trust his wife and kids!
ESPN突发新闻！勒布朗不信任他的妻子和孩子！
[–]quicks12_：LBJ signing with new family, confirmed.
老詹要签约新家了，确定
[–]Celticsjustabeeinspace：Ooooooooooo I wish we could listen in on the first few minutes when he walks into his home this evening.
"LeBron Raymone James, are you calling me a liar?"
哦我真想听老詹回家之后他和太太的交流。
“勒布朗雷蒙詹姆斯！你说老娘是骗子是吗！”注：雷蒙是詹姆斯的中间名，全名即勒布朗-雷蒙-詹姆斯
[–]Trail Blazersbandanaphone：Chris Haynes is running for Mayor of Bullshit Town this year.
克里斯-海恩斯将竞争今年胡扯市的市长
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编译：泰拳警告