【美帝键盘侠】当莱恩-安德森在你头上扣篮时 你已经凉了
2018-02-04 14:48:55 来源：CCTV5在线直播
骑士今日在主场大比分不敌火箭，赛后，美帝球迷对此展开了激烈幽默的讨论，一起来看看他们都说了些什么！
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[–][LAL] Kyle KuzmaSDas_：Damn, CP3 really finished +47.The Rockets' score after three quarters was higher than the Cavs after four.
靠！保罗的正负值是47.
火箭队三节的比分比骑士队全场都高
[–]RcketsMyOtherActGotBanned：It wasn't even as close as the score made it look
比赛甚至没有比分看起来的那么接近
[–]Raptorsraptorsbucketnator：The game was over after 5 minutes
比赛在开打五分钟之后就已经结束了
[–][HOU] Patrick BeverleyThe_Purple_Pixel：fun fact: the line for the game was 3.5 points in favor of the rockets
有趣的事实：本场比赛之前火箭是让3.5分的
[–][HOU] James HardenOpenYourMindWithLucy：They forgot to take the decimal point out
他们一定是忘记了去掉小数点
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[–][CHI] Cameron PayneSim888 ：
So i had some time to kill..
我今天比较闲，做了这些
[–][BOS] Kyrie Irvinggoofygoober2：HOF memer
名人堂表情包
[–][HOU] Patrick Beverleyclutch-city2k15：That last one is soo good.
最后一个太赞了
[–][CLE] LeBron Jamesadas1a：im gonna go sit down on the toilet and piss up into my own face
我要坐在马桶上尿自己一脸
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[–]Cavaliershastler17：Remember a few days ago when Isaiah Canaan snapped his ankle? If they looped that video for two hours, it'd still be easier to watch than this game.
骑士球迷：还记得几天前，伊赛亚-卡南扭断了他的脚踝吗？哪怕让我看那个视频循环两个钟头，也比看今天的比赛容易一些。
[–]HeatSmokingFrog：LeBron is so done with this team. He has to know this won't get any better next season or even the season after, seeing the contracts Cleveland has locked themselves to.
热火球迷：勒布朗跟骑士真的完蛋了。他必须知道他们在未来一两年并不会变得更优秀，看看克利夫兰那些把自己锁死的合同吧
[–]HeatSlimshady305：He's to blame for it. At least partially.
热火球迷：他要为此背锅，至少背一部分
[–]SunsBigCountryBumgarner：Fortunately we won't have to watch another Rockets-Cavs beatdown like this until LeBron's return to Cleveland next season
幸运的是，直到勒布朗回归克利夫兰之前，我们不用再看火箭打骑士了
[–][PHI] Allen Iversonfatkev_42：LEAVEland
离开克利夫兰
[–][LAL] Kobe Bryant16xandCounting ：I want to see the jersey burning again
我想看那些球衣再燃烧起来
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[–]LakersLaker_Fan69：I know most comments are gonna be making fun of the Cavs but James Harden had a pretty below average game (by his standards) and they still blew them out. Gordon didn’t even play. This Rockets team is legit
我知道很多的评论会调戏骑士队，但是哈登打出了一场低于平均数据的比赛却仍然打爆了骑士队。圆登甚至都没有打。火箭这支球队是来真的了。
[–]Rocketsstreetlightnings：Ariza was out as well
阿里扎也没打
[–]Huskiesbrandonasaur：Zhou Qi too
周琦也没打
[–]RocketsAngryLurkerDude：You know the game is over when Ryan Anderson dunks on your team...
当莱恩-安德森都在你头上扣篮的时候，你就知道你已经凉了
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