【美帝键盘侠】矿狼大战 美网友：本赛季第一场抢七
2018-04-11 13:01:40 来源：CCTV5在线直播
It is set. Nuggets/Wolves. Win or go home.
矿狼大战一触即发：要么赢，要么回家。
The biggest game of the season for either team, on the final day of the season.
If only this game was on ESPN.
EDIT: Pelicans have clinched a playoff spot, officially making this game a winner-take-all
对于这两支球队来说都是本赛季最重要的比赛，而且这场比赛还在这个赛季的最后一天。
要是这场比赛是ESPN全美直播就好了。
编辑了：鹈鹕已经确定进入季后赛了，所以理论上说这场比赛的赢家将赢得全部，输家将一无所有。
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[–][HOU] James Hardenmedspace 5122 指標 23小時前
DAMN THIS IS GONNA BE A GOOD GAME
火箭球迷：该死，这一定是一场精彩的比赛。
[–][DEN] Nikola JokicKATAndJokic 1762 指標 23小時前
I’m conflicted
掘金球迷：两难到爆炸！脑袋疼。
[–][SAS] Kawhi Leonardmmodude101 567 指標 21小時前
I knew u was conflicted, mis-usin ur reddit username, sometimes I did the same
马刺球迷：从你的ID就能看出你两难的心态了，有的时候我也有这种心态。
[–]TimberwolvesCupcake-Warrior 2536 指標 23 小時前
I think I might be suicidal if I have to wait 15 years.
Last time Wolves made playoffs, I was 14 and living in Nairobi.
I've since immigrated to the U.S, started and finished High School, got a college degree, been in my field for 3 years and getting married in a month. WTF....it's been that long.
森林狼球迷：我觉得让我等上第十五个年头才能看我狼进季后赛我会自杀。
上一次森林狼进季后赛的时候我才14岁，那个时候我还住在内罗华。
然后我就移民去了美国并且在美国念了高中并完成了学业，得到了大学学位，然后工作了三年并且即将在一个月后结婚。该死……这时间跨度也太长了。
[–][DEN] David ThompsonRocktoberNL 864 指標 23 小時前
Hey man congrats on the marriage! Hopefully this will be the best game of the season.
掘金球迷：嘿兄弟，祝你新婚快乐，希望这会是这个赛季最好看的一场比赛。
[–]TimberwolvesCupcake-Warrior 410 指標 23 小時前*
Thanks, bro. Let's hope everyone is healthy at the end, and whoever wins can get at least 1 win from the Rockets lol
森林狼球迷：谢了哥们儿，我还是希望最后每个人都能健健康康的，无论谁赢我都希望能在季后赛里赢火箭一场哈哈哈哈。
[–][DEN] Gary HarrisiSandpeople 280 指標 23小時前
Whoever wins is gonna play the warriors because we both have the TB over the Pels
掘金球迷：实际上无论谁赢都得打勇士啊，因为我们对鹈鹕都有胜场优势。
[–]JazzVordeo 149 指標 23小時前
Wait, but Pels can still finish 48-34, whereas the best Denver & Minny can finish is 47-35. So assuming Pels win out you'd both be playing for the 8th seed, right?
These playoff seedings are messing with me hard, man.
爵士球迷：等一下，鹈鹕还有机会48胜34负的吧，但是掘金和小狼最多就47胜35负吧，所以如果鹈鹕赢球了你们就为了八号种子拼死一搏咯，对吧？
西部季后赛排位真的是让我脑壳疼。
[–]ThunderGorillaX 161 指標 23小時前
Yeah, so loser of Pels Spurs drops to 8th, winner is 6th. Loser of Minnesota Denver is 9th, winner is 7th. This is all assuming OKC beats Memphis, which is not a sure thing. Oh and Utah could lose out and also end up with 47 wins. Then you're on your own, I don't fucking know.
雷霆球迷：是的，马刺和鹈鹕谁输谁第八，赢的人就第六，小狼和掘金谁输谁第九，谁赢谁第七，当然这一切都建立在雷霆能赢灰熊的前提下，这实际上也是不可预测的，对了如果爵士输了他们也就47胜了，所以你还是自己算去吧，我特么也不知道谁跟谁了。
[–]JazzVordeo 130 指標 23小時前
Screw it just wake me up on the 12th.
爵士球迷：把他们都丢在一边，然后等到4月12号再告诉我结果好了。
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[–]WarriorsSti8man7 483 指標 23 小時前
Fun fact: if u adopted a kitten the last time Wolves made the playoffs, it will be dead by now.
勇士球迷：小贴士：如果你在森林狼上次进季后赛时养了一只猫，那么它现在已经死了。
[–][NYK] Chris Smithpistoncivic 490 指標 23 小時前
RIP KAT
尼克斯球迷：安息吧猫咪。
[–][MIN] Andrew WigginsFortehlulz33 308 指標 23小時前
We got our cat in 2001 and he's still living, pic for proof.
森林狼球迷：我们2001年养了只猫他还活着呢！有图片为证。
[–]WarriorsSti8man7 205 指標 23小時前
Damn, that means Wolves are not making the playoffs.
勇士球迷：该死，这岂不是意味着森林狼还是进不了季后赛？
[–]PelicansdadaistGHerbo 165 指標 22小時前
Neither shall live while the other survives
鹈鹕球迷：两者有互相依存的关系，猫生狼死，狼生猫死。
[–][TOR] Hakeem Olajuwonaugustineiver 1349 指標 23 小時前
i hope whoever wins does so off a buzzer beater
猛龙球迷：我希望无论谁赢都会有绝杀。
[–][LAL] Kyle Kuzmalokie23 770 指標 23 小時前
And a "no no, pick up" seconds before the ball hits the basket
湖人球迷：然后在绝杀命中之前来条“别别，赶紧连上”的广告。
[–]Knicks TankswagonBuffaloBillsNYKnicks 156 指標 23小時前
Its Wiggins destiny
尼克斯球迷：讲道理这是威金斯的使命。
[–][POR] Patty Millsshickard 403 指標 22小時前
If Wiggins hits a game winner I will stop talking trash about him and his obese contract. For a whole hour I'll stop.
开拓者球迷：如果威金斯真的能投中绝杀的话，我绝对不会再黑他以及他的合同了，我保证一个小时之内不会黑他。
[–][GSW] Klay Thompson_fran6co 127 指標 21小時前
I need a bamboozle insurance agent for this
勇士球迷：我觉得为了这场比赛我需要一个卖保险骗子。
[–]TimberwolvesOnePieceAce 1953 指標 23 小時前
WHY DOES GOD DO THIS TO ME?
森林狼球迷：天老爷，为什么要这么对我大狼队？
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[–][BOS] Kyrie Irvinggoofygoober2 657 指標 23 小時前
Minnesota has bad luck
凯尔特人球迷：森林狼从来没有过运气。
[–]Timberwolvesteddytruther 410 指標 23 小時前
No kidding...nearly everything that could go wrong has gone wrong for the Wolves in the past two weeks. Including one of the best offensive teams in basketball shooting 33% from the floor tonight.
森林狼球迷：不开玩笑……感觉森林狼在过去两个星期的每件事情都不太对，你相信这样一支联盟进攻优秀的球队最近两个星期投篮命中率就33%？
[–][DEN] Nikola JokicRnorman3 597 指標 23 小時前*
Tbh nearly everything outside of our control that could has gone wrong for all of our teams - literally all the teams just keep winning lol. I think literally all the teams in the race are undefeated in the last 3 days? I think the only teams any of the competitors are losing to is other teams in the race. It’s crazy.
I was super pumped Saturday afternoon after we beat the clippers. Pels, spurs, and thunder were playing the top 3 seeds in the West. Naturally, the warriors, rockets, and blazers all lose.
掘金球迷：谁不是呢？感觉所有在我们控制之外的事情都在和我们对着干，每一支期盼我们输球的球队都赢球了哈哈哈，我感觉在过去三天里和我们竞争的球队都没输过？这太疯狂了。
周六我们击败快船之后我还挺开心，毕竟鹈鹕、马刺、雷霆对阵了西部前三号种子，结果勇士、火箭以及开拓者都输球了。
[–]TimberwolvesWheedMBoise 1026 指標 23 小時前
I'm already drinking away the pain and the game isn't for another 48 hours
森林狼球迷：比赛还有两天才开打，但是我已经开始用酒精麻痹自己了。
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[–]livestodisappoint 168 指標 15小時前
With our roster, I truly believe the Timberwolves are ready to take that next big step forward and achieve Minnesota Wild levels of disappointment and lose in the first round of the playoffs.
从我们的阵容来看，我真的相信森林狼会有大进步并且杀入季后赛然后在第一轮输球。
[–][MIN] Karl-Anthony TownsYungFurl 479 指標 23 小時前
All I feel is dread
森林狼球迷：我现在感觉很害怕。
[–]RaptorsCapnJSmithy 201 指標 22 小時前
push me to the edge
猛龙球迷：是不是那种把你往悬崖上逼的感觉？
[–]Magic Tankwagon_A_Day_In_The_Life_ 308 指標 23 小時前
Jimmy Buckets and KAT vs Jokic and the nuggets
吉米-巴特爹＋唐斯小猫咪对阵约基奇以及他的射手团。
[–]NuggetsAdamapplejacks 160 指標 23小時前
plus andrew "watz poppin :)" wiggins vs gary "gary harris" harris
掘金球迷：还有安德鲁-养生枸杞-金斯对阵加里-长矛大队-哈里斯。
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[–]WalleyeG 3378 指標 23 小時前
The last time the Timberwolves made the playoffs I was in 9th grade. Now I teach 9th grade. I need this. We need this.
上一次森林狼进季后赛我才九年级，现在我都教九年级了，我需要小狼进季后赛，我们都需要小狼进季后赛。
[–]SeaynO 3574 指標 23小時前
Everything in your post is leading to 9th seed.
老哥，你的评论里每一句话都有9啊，这岂不是暗示小狼要……凉了？
[–]RocketsLaserSloth 891 指標 20小時前
Why'd you do him like that
火箭球迷：扎心了老铁。
[–]TimberwolvesJustSeriousEnough 200 指標 23小時前
I was 2 years old when the T-Wolves last went to the playoffs, now I have 3 grandkids!
森林狼球迷：上次森林狼进季后赛时我才两岁，现在我有三个孙子！
[–]TimberwolvesWinnes0ta 342 指標 23 小時前
I was in 3rd grade last time and now I have a college degree. I need this
森林狼球迷：上一次小狼进季后赛我才三年级，现在我都拿到大学毕业证书了，我也要狼进季后赛！
[–]TimberwolvesCrowbar2099 186 指標 22 小時前
I was alive the last time the Wolves were in it.
森林狼球迷：上次小狼进季后赛的时候我确定自己还活着。
[–][POR] Patty Millsshickard 591 指標 22小時前
The last time the Wolves were in the playoffs Warriors fans still had Kobe/Shaq posters on their walls.
开拓者球迷：上次森林狼进季后赛时作为勇士粉丝的我墙上还挂着科比和奥尼尔的海报。
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[–]Crazy_Melon 262 指標 23 小時前
First Game 7 of the season.
本赛季的第一次抢七啊。
[–]Cavaliersjayelecfan 2048 指標 23 小時前
bucks/76ers is on ESPN instead lol
骑士球迷：ESPN直播竟然是雄鹿对阵76人？
[–]LakersStarved-Nutritionist 413 指標 23 小時前
Aren't the TV schedules decided before the season even starts? If so, it makes sense why ESPN thought Bucks-Sixers would be the more entertaining game. No one predicted this rollercoaster to end the season in the Western Conference.
湖人球迷：转播计划是不是赛季开始之前就订好了？如果是，那么雄鹿对阵76人放在全美直播很正常，毕竟没人能意识到晋西北现在乱成了一锅粥。
[–][MIL] Greg Monroethebuckszone 723 指標 23 小時前
i mean it isnt the worst game imaginable.. Bucks fighting for the pick/playoff seeding and the Sixers fighting for the 3 seed
雄鹿球迷：这场比赛也不是很烂啦……雄鹿要更好的季后赛排名而76人还要争取三号种子呢。
[–][DEN] Jamal Murrayillmatic23- 745 指標 23 小時前
It’s not a bad game but the nuggets wolves is better imo
掘金球迷：那场比赛是不错，但是掘金打小狼明显更好吧。
[–]Netssrsblack7 326 指標 23 小時前
Kudos to the schedule makers, they did an amazing job
谁想出来的赛程，小子真是个人才。
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