【美帝键盘侠】威少：拿好篮板等我回来|雷蜜：Ban甜瓜
2018-04-26 13:13:39 来源：CCTV5在线直播
雷霆在今天的比赛中，第三节单节抹平25分分差，最终大逆转战胜爵士，将系列赛拖入第六场！Reddit球迷们准备了半天的屠龟大会资料瞬间变成了废纸，一起来看看他们将开会火力转向了谁~
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雄鹿球迷Tron_Maker 648 points 10 minutes ago
Billy Donovan with the smartest coaching decision of all time: benching Melo
比利-多诺万做出了史上最机智的决定——让甜瓜坐板凳
勇士球迷Stephen Currydunedog223 10 points 10 minutes ago
Should’ve done it earlier tho
早该这么做了
雷霆球迷ineffable_mystery 39 points 10 minutes ago
For real. When they put him back out I was praying he wouldn't try take any shots. And he didn't, thank fuck
真的，当他们把甜瓜换上场的时候我就在祈祷他一个球都不要投，结果他也确实没投，感谢霖娘
雷霆球迷ineffable_mystery 8 points 7 minutes ago
Team be like 'don't you fucking dare'
我们全队都像是“你他娘的敢投！”
猛龙球迷Andrea BargnaniSighworthy 266 points 12 minutes ago
The Thunder are comically better with Melo on the bench
可笑的是甜瓜坐板凳时雷霆成了更好的球队
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马刺球迷ephemeral_speck 167 points 12 minutes ago*
Hard to believe at one point this was a 25 point game in the Jazz's favor
3-1 leads are a curse
很难相信这场比赛里爵士曾领先25分，三比一真是个诅咒
开拓者球迷Eric MaynorBlazeBloom 3 points 24 minutes ago
Hopefully Utah only blows a 25 point lead and not a 3-1 lead.
希望犹他只是被翻25分，而不是被翻3-1哦
雷霆球迷fuqkd 33 points 8 minutes ago
I can finally come back to r/nba. Had to take a little hiatus the last few days. Holly fuck I would’ve quit this shit forever if we got blown out by 25
我终于能回到“那么直播”了！过去几天我不得不暂时离开一会儿，如果我们今天被吊锤25分，那我这辈子都不会回来了。
公牛球迷Derrick Rosejeric13xd 4 points 25 minutes ago
IMAGINE THE MEMES WE COULD’VE GOTTEN
想象一下那些我们本可以得到的表情包
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雷霆球迷本场比赛：
爵士球迷本场比赛：
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马刺球迷klawhileonard 56 points 11 minutes ago
IF YOU SHITPOST ABOUT ME AT MY WORSTBROOK YOU DONT DESERVE THIS AT MY BESTBROOK
如果你在我最烂布鲁克的时期给我开会，你就配不上我最强布鲁克！
魔术球迷Umesco 39 points 20 minutes ago
YALL AINT MET PLAYOFF BESTBROOK YET, HUH?
你们都没见过季后赛的最强威少是吧？哼？
76人球迷Bandwagonbobberr 362 points 18 minutes ago*
Westbrook just dick slapped r/nba
威少打了整个论坛的脸！
开拓者球迷LowLifePimp 12 points 20 minutes ago
Alright... Back to shitting on Dame then
好的...撤退！我们回头继续喷利拉德！
骑士球迷Ender_Ayanami 69 points 20 minutes ago
/r/nba on suicide watch. Lol
整个论坛都要自杀了哈哈哈
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奇才球迷Josh0024 144 points 15 minutes ago
Melo doesnt touch the ball = best okc half in the series
甜瓜不摸球=系列赛雷霆最强半场
无主队AnarchyUnited 6 points 12 minutes ago
Best OKC half of the season
是赛季最强半场
雷霆球迷rocky1337 4 points 11 minutes ago
Melo on bench = best OKC
甜瓜坐板凳=最强OKC！
热火球迷BandwagonJayveesac 191 points 16 minutes ago
Melo is literaly the reason they're losing lol
甜瓜其实就是雷霆输球的原因啊哈哈哈
热火球迷Number333 75 points 14 minutes ago
Can already hear his pen signing that opt-in lol
我已经能听见他在球员选项上签名的声音了哈哈哈
无主队richhomieram 3 points 11 minutes ago
The way he’s missing those open shots he’ll probably average like 15 in China too
就他那种空位投篮的水准，来CBA大概就场均15分吧
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凯尔特人球迷DarkenedLite 41 points 19 minutes ago
A lot of blog boys are gonna have to cancel their “Thunder has a Westbrook problem” articles
很多的写手要取消他们《雷霆拥有一个叫威少的麻烦》的文章了！
奇才球迷TPtakes 15 points 16 minutes ago
Cancel? Lmao please they’ll just change the date on it and put it out whenever OKC losses next.
取消？不存在的我跟你讲，他们只会改个日期，等到雷霆输球的时候再发。
奇才球迷Darvin HamBigBoutros 30 points 23 minutes ago
great comeback by OKC. ultra embarrassing for Utah.
雷霆的伟大逆转，爵士的终极丢人
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雄鹿球迷theconfuserx2 737 points an hour ago
/r/NBA: "wesbricc suk"
Westbrook: "hold my rebounds"
整个论坛都在开屠龟大会
威少：拿好我的篮板等我回来
无主队ohnoitsaG 148 points an hour ago
Lmao fans really were doing Westbrook trade scenarios 40 mins ago
笑尿了40分钟之前球迷们都在讨论怎么交易威少
猛龙球迷SavePoonerman 74 points 1 hour ago
Sick game, Gobert getting 5 fouls and Melo sitting led to one of the craziest comebacks I have ever seen.
变态的比赛哟，戈贝尔的五犯和甜瓜的休息导演了我见过的最疯狂的逆转！
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