【美帝键盘侠】勇士鹈鹕赛后：这场比赛证明了马刺！
2018-04-29 14:37:25 来源：CCTV5在线直播
勇士今日在主场痛击鹈鹕，一起看看美国网友们怎么评价！
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[–][POR] Zach CollinsKazekid 252 points 24 minutes ago
Getting our ass blasted by the Pels made me forget just how fucking stupid good the Warriors are
我拓被鹈鹕蹂躏了一番让我忘记了勇士有多么的可怕...
[–][POR] Damian LillardFamilyguy35 30 points 20 minutes ago
Hey at least we aren't getting the annual butt fuckin the warriors give us in the playoffs.
嘿楼上的，至少我们没有在季后赛里被勇士日穿啊
[–][POR] Zach CollinsKazekid 27 points 14 minutes ago
Can’t get swept by the Warriors again if we get swept by the Pels first, 5D Chess.
哼，只要先被鹈鹕横扫，就不会被勇士横扫！5D象棋，懂不？
[–]HornetsDullPencil 97 points 27 minutes ago
Warriors doing to the Pelicans, what they did to the Blazers. Gahdamn
鹈鹕怎么弄开拓者的，勇士今天就怎么弄的鹈鹕，天老爷啊。
[–]Trail BlazersLowLifePimp 57 points 30 minutes ago
Wait, you're allowed to actually beat New Orleans!?!?! WTF, I thought it was against the rules.
等等！你们怎么能打败新奥尔良啊？搞毛线啊？我以为这是违反规则的呀！
[–]WarriorsartboyFTH 11 points 20 minutes ago
Pelicans sweep Portland 4-0
Let this be a lesson. All pornos are fake.
鹈鹕4-0横扫了开拓者，记住这次教训吧，所有的黄片都是假的...
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[–]SpursDevilss_Advocate 154 points 19 minutes ago
this warriors team smoked lebron+ kyrie + love when lebron was averaging a triple double. and people think the rockets have a chance lol
这支勇士击穿了场均三双勒布朗+欧文+勒夫，然而还有人认为火箭有一丝机会233
[–]klawhileonard 57 points 15 minutes ago
Only delusional fans and trash analysts think this. Assuming Steph is near healthy the Warriors will skullfuck the Rockets sideways
只有失了智的粉丝和专家会这么认为，假设库里只要接近健康，那么勇士会侧着身子日穿火箭的头盖骨。
[–]Rocketskeps09 4 points 12 minutes ago
Dan Tony is better than Ty Lue
可是丹东尼强于泰伦卢！
[–][GSW] Jarrett JackGillbergsAdvocate 4 points 15 minutes ago
Harden is better than Kyrie, CP3 is better than Love
LeBron is Lebron
哈登强于欧文，保罗强于勒夫，但勒布朗就是勒布朗。
[–]akeldama1984 6 points 13 minutes ago
I'd say lebron is better than lebron.
我会说勒布朗强于勒布朗！
[–]CavaliersClozeQueue 3 points 12 minutes ago
Just wait till he hits his prime
是啊，老詹的巅峰何时到来？我们还得再等等...
[–]PM_ME_SAMOYEDPICS 16 points 14 minutes ago
Let's find a way to get LeBron to rockets when cav loses
当骑士输球之后我们得找个办法把他搞到火箭去！
[–][GSW] Jordan Bellcallmecatalyst 5 points 10 minutes ago
Unsubscribe
那我就退出那么直播...
[–]Vancouver Grizzliesletloosestartliving 3 points 12 minutes ago
Avengers Assemble
复仇者们！集合！
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[–]Warriorscaramelfrap 209 points 27 minutes ago*
Big D Looney with the +34, that's my G leaguer
大鲁尼34的正负值！这就是我的发展联盟小将！
[–]CUETEEPIE 5 points 25 minutes ago
In a blink of an eye, the guy went from being constantly injured to one of the warriors' best defenders.
眨眼之间，他就从一个不断受伤的玻璃人变成了勇士最好的防守者！
[–][CHI] Derrick Rosejeric13xd 80 points 26 minutes ago
ThE wArRiOrS mIgHt Be In TrOuBlE tOnIgHt
勇士今晚可能有麻烦了哟
[–][CHI] Taj GibsonPrancingDonkey 15 points 23 minutes ago
sTEPh CuRy iS OUt, tHEy'rE vuLnERablE.
库里不在，他们是很脆弱的哟
[–]Heat BandwagonJayveesac 31 points 25 minutes ago*
Narrator: And all they needed is 7 minutes to put the game away
旁白：他们只需要7分钟就能带走比赛...
[–]SpursGee4442 1 point 24 minutes ago
I thought the playoffs was supposed to be more interesting than the regular season...
我还以为季后赛会比常规赛更有意思一些呢...
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[–][GSW] Stephen CurryMakalockheart 128 points 29 minutes ago
Now imagine this team, but with Steph playing too
现在再想象一下这支球队，但是再加上一个库里
[–]Rockets BandwagonNBAYouTube 35 points 26 minutes ago
Something something currys gravity
库有引力了解一下？
[–][GSW] Omri Casspishualton 33 points 30 minutes ago
Draymond just out Rondo’d Rondo
追梦今天用隆多的方式击败了隆多
[–][GSW] Klay Thompsondm5417 9 points 25 minutes ago
Draymond triple doubles > Westbrook triple doubles
追梦的三双大于威少的三双
[–]YouClaimToBeAPlayer 31 points 30 minutes ago
Turns out that the Warriors are a different team than the Trailblazers. Who knew?
事实证明了勇士是和开拓者不一样的球队，赛前谁能想到这一点呢？
[–]KnicksGrotein 114 points 31 minutes ago
Ah, the classic Fuck r/nba game, to be immediately followed by a magnificent r/nba trollfest. I can feel it.
这又是一场典型的打脸“美国那么直播”的比赛，赛后紧接而来的就是“挖坟打脸大会”，我能感受得到~
[–]theclownermb 15 points 30 minutes ago
"NO MERCY"
“决！不！留！情！”
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[–]Mavericks TankwagonPlantTheBuchu 11 points 35 minutes ago
don't let the score fool you it wasn't that close
不要让比分欺骗了你，比赛其实没那么接近。
[–][CHI] Taj GibsonPrancingDonkey 7 points 35 minutes ago
This game was worth it. I got to watch Jordan Crawford.
这场比赛还是很值得的，因为我看到了乔丹-克劳福德。
[–][GSW] Klay Thompsonthethomatoman 11 points 22 minutes ago
Now these are the Warriors I love to watch. Just shows how good the Spurs system is. They were able to make our offense look like trash for 5 straight games.
这就是我喜欢看的勇士。他们也展示了马刺的体系有多强，马刺有能力连续5场比赛让我们的进攻看起来像是一坨屎！
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