【美帝键盘侠】骑士险胜猛龙 美网友：垃圾兄弟回来了
2018-05-02 21:01:08 来源：CCTV5在线直播
[Post Game Thread] The Cleveland Cavaliers defeat the Toronto Raptors, 113-112, to take a 1-0 series lead
【赛后】东部半决赛克利夫兰骑士113-112加时险胜猛龙，大比分1-0领先，詹姆斯26分11篮板13助攻，科沃尔19分，JR-史密斯20分，特里斯坦-汤普森14分12篮板。
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[–]Raptors-heize- 3256 指標 7小時前
my analysis: not good
猛龙球迷：
我的分析：本场比赛打得不太好。
[–]Cavaliers BandwagonAmatuerWriter 5974 指標 7小時前
Conspiracy Theory: LeBron paid the girls Tristian Thompson cheated with in order to break him out of the Kardashian curse.
骑士球迷：
我有一个大胆的阴谋论猜想：说不听特里斯坦-汤普森出轨的那些姑娘们就是勒布朗-詹姆斯雇的，这样就可以让TT摆脱卡戴珊的诅咒了。
[–]Bullswoaaaah_what 1441 指標 7小時前
I can get behind this theory
公牛球迷：说出来你可能不信，这个阴谋论我为詹姆斯捐出了一笔小钱。
[–]Cavaliersunklebuckets 545 指標 7小時前
I’m already behind it, thrusting doggy style.
骑士球迷：我早就支持这个阴谋论了，而且还是疯狂跪舔式。
[–]CavaliersUnsung_LoL 438 指標 7小時前
it ain't conspiracy... it's the cold hard and necessary truth. bless those girls.
骑士球迷：你竟然说这是阴谋论……这就是冰冷且确定的事实好么？为这群姑娘打CALL！
[–]cyclingjackass 325 指標 7小時前
LeDon
勒教父！
[–]CavaliersFliegerhammer 196 指標 7小時前
Nah bro this is all ty lues doing, remember when he was out for a while he was orchestrating his master plan. Ty lue COTY
骑士球迷：说出来你可能不信，实际上这都是泰伦-卢的功劳，还记得他曾经缺席过执教一段时间嘛？实际上他是去执行这一计划了，泰伦-卢应该是年度最佳教练。
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[–]Rocketsbigtice 2918 指標 7小時前
The Raptors forgot to say that Game 1 was like Game 7 in this series.
火箭球迷：猛龙可能忘了自己要说把第一场当第七场去打的誓言了。
注：洛瑞在季后赛对阵奇才的系列赛中说：“明天的第一场比赛就是我们的抢七大战，我们要像对待抢七一样对待这场比赛。”
[–]76ers Bandwagon__spartacus 1315 指標 7小時前
Poor Raptors. Cavs had 0 seconds of lead during regular time
76人球迷：猛龙真可怜，骑士在常规时间甚至没领先过猛龙。
[–]RaptorsTrillination 631 指標 7小時前
This is some Patriots over Falcons shit.
猛龙球迷：常规喂屎操作，猛龙球迷习惯了。
[–]RaptorsOSfroq 440 指標 7小時前
every game is game 7 for toronto lol
猛龙球迷：实际上每一场对于猛龙而言都是抢七哈哈哈。
[–]LakersJayveesac 1955 指標 7小時前*
Kyle Lowry yelled, “Here we go again!” Bench Mob member Fred VanVleet gave a look of unpleasant surprise. O.G. Anunoby belted, “We got a fucked squad now.” And before DeMar DeRozan hit the locker room door, ex-Heat star LeBron James hugged him & said, “Y'all getting swept again.”
凯尔-洛瑞大声喊着：“我们又被骑士痛揍了！”范弗利特脸上有着很不愉快的惊讶，OG-阿努诺比高喊:“我们被打得真惨。”然后在德马尔-德罗赞在进入更衣室门之前，前热火球星勒布朗-詹姆斯拥抱了他然后说：“你们又要被横扫了啊。”
注：此处为前Reddit的热门梗骑士同人YY小说的改编。
[–][MIA] Ray AllenPrincetonMaxwel 340 指標 7小時前
Ex-Heat star lol
热火球迷：前热火球星哈哈哈哈。
[–]Wizardsfobmanx 111 指標 7小時前
I love this meme so much.
奇才球迷：这个梗真是百玩不厌啊。
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[–][PHO] Steve Nashslysonic7 4256 指標 7小時前
What the fuck just happened in those last two minutes of regulation? Everyone but LeBron missed everything and the Raptors missed their last 11 shots and 15 of their last 18 shots overall
OG played great defense on LeBron all game, Korver is still so clutch, and JR and Tristan showed up big time tonight
Super fun game 1
太阳球迷：常规赛时间最后两分钟在搞什么鬼，除了勒布朗谁都投不进球，猛龙最后时刻11中0而且最后18记投篮投丢了15个。
阿努诺比防詹姆斯防得真不错，科沃尔还是那个关键球员，JR和特里斯坦今晚打出了自己曾经的表现。
第一场比赛真的是跌宕起伏。
[–][CHA] Kemba Walkermultiple4 1891 指標 7小時前
Valan?iūnas.exe [Not Responding]
山猫球迷：瓦蓝丘纳斯.exe无响应中……
[–]KnicksElllGeeEmm 649 指標 7小時前
Dude had so many opportunities, and couldn't capitalize on anything.
尼克斯球迷：他有无数机会，然后愣是没把球搁进去。
[–]Raptorsmrehfk 314 指標 8小時前
We missed three tip ins in a row at the end of the fourth. Absolutely killed us.
猛龙球迷：我们在第四节最后时刻连续错过三个补篮，这毫无疑问杀死了我们。
[–]Rocketsbigtice 167 指標 7小時前
Valanciunas is going to have nightmares about that tip in he missed to win it in regulation.
火箭球迷：瓦蓝丘纳斯的这几次补篮一定会成为他的梦魇。
[–]Cavalierslebron_games 470 指標 8小時前
Even bron wasn’t great in the last 2 min. Nobody could buy a shot, glad we got the win though
骑士球迷：实际上最后两分钟勒布朗-詹姆斯打得也很烂，没人能投中球，很庆幸我们能赢球。
[–]MavericksDirkTrapitzki 6570 指標 8小時前
The Raptors are the NBA equivalent of people who do well on the homework, but fail the test.
独行侠球迷：猛龙就像那种作业做得不错的学生，然后每逢考试就考得不好的学生。
[–]Cavalierslouievettel 3129 指標 8小時前
New sad Drake song incoming
骑士球迷：悲伤忧郁，德雷克新歌即将发送。
注：德雷克，著名加拿大歌手，是猛龙全球化推广大使。
[–]SMRTGuy297 2089 指標 8小時前
Took the Raptors 82 games to get homecourt advantage over the Cavs. Cleveland took it back in one night..
猛龙花了82场比赛从骑士手中夺得了主场优势，然后骑士一晚上就重新把主场优势夺回来了。
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[–]IRandaddyI 1576 指標 8小時前
The /r/nba punching bags TT and JR came up huge tonight
那么直播出气筒TT和JR今晚打得不错啊。
[–]Spurstriforceofcourage 1172 指標 8小時前
And KLove rose like a phoenix from his good game 7 performance to regain his punching bag status
而且乐福也反向“凤凰涅槃”从第七场的神勇状态又变成了如今的软脚虾。
[–]Cavaliersturtle_stank 551 指標 8小時前
As fitting of the great law of Cavaliers Role Players. If one rises, another must fall
骑士球迷：完美符合骑士角色球员体系的男人，如果有一个人完美发挥的话，那么另一个一定会打得和屎一样。
[–][ATL] Zeljko Rebracarewat5 362 指標 8小時前
Damn Kevin Love has fallen to role player status
老鹰球迷：该死，乐福都变成了角色球员了嘛？
[–]Cavaliersturtle_stank 500 指標 8小時前
He sure ain't a second option right now. Our team is Lebron + role players until further notice
骑士球迷：现在明显乐福已经不是球队的第二选择了，我们球队就是詹姆斯+角色球员。
[–]CavaliersOAKicedcoffee 316 指標 8小時前
LeBron + Korver + role players
骑士球迷：骑士明明是：詹姆斯+科沃尔+角色球员
[–]Cavaliersturtle_stank 550 指標 8小時前
Of course, my bad. LeBron, the Cavs' shooting coach, and role players
骑士球员：是的，我的锅，骑士就是勒布朗+骑士的投篮教练+一票角色球员。
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[–]Pelicans Bandwagongogglesup859 671 指標 9小時前
It's legitimately impressive that Jonas Valanciunas missed 10 shots within 5 feet of the rim.
鹈鹕球迷：真的难以相信啊，瓦蓝最后时刻竟然错失了10个五英尺以内的投篮。
[–]otis_reading 196 指標 9小時前
Yep. 0/5 on what were essentially game sealing or winning layups. Pathetic.
其中有五个是制胜球哦，惊不惊喜，意不意外？
[–]CavaliersBeardedBroseidon 818 指標 9小時前*
Man this Cavs team is so fucking weird. The new additions (esp. Hood, Clarkson) that were supposed to bring new life are nowhere to be found. Two of the worst players on the team in the reg season (TT, JR) come back to be crucial players in the playoffs. Kevin Love looks like David Lee but less hustle. The team's second best player is 37. The Cavs figure out a defensively sound lineup and Ty Lue never goes back to it. Just so odd man.
骑士球迷：兄弟骑士这支球队简直不要太迷，新援胡德、克拉克森原本指望能给骑士一些新鲜血液，但是现在阵容中几乎找不到他们，常规赛里最烂的球员TT和JR结果在季后赛里回归冷血，凯文-乐福看起来和大卫-李没啥区别，球队第二好的球员37岁了，而且骑士找到了防守最好的阵容但是泰伦-卢却从来不用，真是迷。
[–]CavaliersSiawyn 113 指標 9小時前
KLove: I will miss more short shots than anyone you can possibly imagine.
Valanciunas: Hold my beer.
乐福：我会比你们想象得投丢得更多。
瓦蓝：不存在的兄弟。
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[–][CLE] Derrick Rose98rman 1649 指標 9小時前
LEBRON HAD HELP
骑士球迷：勒布朗找到了帮手！
[–]RaptorsOSfroq 223 指標 9小時前
JR and Korver were beasts
猛龙球迷：JR和科沃尔宛如猛兽！
[–]Cavaliersprailock 548 指標 9小時前
Korver and Swish the true splash bros tonight
骑士球迷：科沃尔和JR-我才是乔丹-史密斯今晚看起来才是正牌的水花兄弟。
[–][HOU] Hakeem Olajuwonkyotofly 5562 指標 9小時前
IF YOU DONT LIKE THIS YOU DONT LIKE TORONTO BASKETBALL
火箭球迷：如果这口屎你都咽不下去，你不配爱多伦多篮球！
[–]RaptorsTheawesomeninja 658 指標 9小時前
I hate this team. Its bad for my health.
猛龙球迷：我恨这支球队，他损害了我的健康。
[–]cheeseman2k 342 指標 9小時前
Every year it’s promises of how they’ve changed, they’re not the same guy, they learned from their mistakes, and we somehow believe them and let them move back in, and they just end up beating up our emotions again same as before. I hate this.
每年他们都信誓旦旦说他们改变了多少，他们不再和从前一样，他们从自己的错误中学到了很多，我们也相信了他们然后让他们继续前行，最后他们还是老样子……我恨他们。
[–]Cavaliersfear865 434 指標 9小時前
Guess I love Toronto basketball then
别说了，我爱多伦多篮球。
[–]Trail BlazersRoyez 697 指標 9小時前
How bad must it be to lose, then come back due to foul review, and have to relive losing again right away
开拓者球迷：真是太残忍了，明明已经输了，最后硬是要通过犯规回放然后回了0.3秒，骑士要让你再次体验输球的快感。
[–]CavaliersGregIsGuiltyTrustMe 2233 指標 6小時前
骑士球迷：
图片译注：
德罗赞：今天我们有了PJ-塔克，他可以阻止詹姆斯！
PJ-塔克：请停下，谢谢。
詹姆斯：对不起，我偏不。
[–]Spursephemeral_speck 1793 指標 6小時前
Cavs: Bet I can choke harder than you.
Raptors: Hold my beer.
马刺球迷：
骑士：比哑火？你不行。
猛龙：瞧好嘞您。
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[–]packersSB53champs 1881 指標 6小時前
After hearing Aaron Rodgers now owns a percentage of the bucks, LeBron thought he'd one up him and own 100% of the Raptors too
在听说阿隆-罗杰斯买下雄鹿的部分股权之后，勒布朗决定拥有猛龙100%的股份。
[–]ThunderRVP_20_ 777 指標 6小時前
LeBron is like that final boss in Dark Souls that you just can’t beat no matter what you do... Sorry Toronto...
雷霆球迷：詹姆斯就好像《黑暗之魂》的终极BOSS一样，无论你怎么样都无法打败他……抱歉猛龙。
[–]Spursgila-monster 1049 指標 6小時前*
why do the #1 seed raptors feel like underdogs to the #5 seed train wreck cavs lmao
edit: #4 seed
马刺球迷：为什么1号种子猛龙在面对5号种子骑士时竟然有下狗的感觉？
编辑：是4号种子，不好意思。
[–][CLE] Richard JeffersonR00bot 763 指標 6小時前
LeBron
骑士球迷：毕竟勒布朗啊。
[–]CelticsBrad-Stevens 1066 指標 6小時前
LeBron didn't even have to be SuperMan and the Cavs still got the dub in the ACC
Not a good look when you up 14, Raps
凯尔特人球迷：勒布朗看起来都不用超人模式骑士都能战胜猛龙。
猛龙球迷在领先14分的情况下被追回看起来不太好受啊。
[–]PistonsStanVanGundysDinner 605 指標 6小時前*
Doesn’t have to be Superman
Lebron gets another playoff triple double
Pick one
Edit: WHY ARE WE ACTING LIKE A TRIPLE DOUBLE IS EVEN GOOD.
活塞球迷：
没有化身超人模式
然后拿下三双
老哥你想说啥？
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[–]Cavaliersturtle_stank 2342 指標 6小時前
Trash Bros memes are back on the menu, boys!
骑士球迷：该来的还是会来，来人，把垃圾兄弟的P图都端上来！
[–]LakersJayveesac 748 指標 6小時前
Toronto are gonna get swept by Cleveland again, aren't they
湖人球迷：猛龙是不是又要被骑士横扫了？不是吗？
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[–]TimberwolvesPeanuts4Breakfast 897 指標 6小時前
One day my kids will be jealous that I got to watch LeBron play basketball
森林狼球迷：我的孩子迟早有一天会嫉妒我能亲眼目睹勒布朗打球。
[–]Celticssumitode723 指標 6小時前
Rooting for Lebron is low key fun lol
凯尔特人球迷：支持詹姆斯真的是一件挺有意思的事情。
[–]PistonsIdunnoLXG 343 指標 6小時前
It is actually national law in Canada that you can't win a game 1.
活塞球迷：多伦多第一场不赢球看起来应该被列入国家法律了。
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[–]Mavericksnujabes02 617 指標 6小時前
IMAGINE TRUSTING A G LEAGUE PLAYER FOR THE GAME WINNER OVER YOUR ALL STARS