【美帝键盘侠】我来丰田中心睡觉|老科讲坛了解一下？
2018-05-03 17:25:07 来源：CCTV5在线直播
火箭今日在主场不敌爵士，失掉了系列赛的主场优势，一起看看Reddit球迷怎么评价！
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[–]RocketsQuotableTree 2114 points 5 hours ago
We got Jingled :/
火箭球迷：我们被英格尔斯安排了...
[–]ThunderRussellWestbrook_ 117 points 6 hours ago
It's so nice watching another team get jingled
雷霆球迷：看到另一支球队被他安排，哎这就很舒服~
[–][OKC] Carmelo AnthonyDeadDay 980 points 5 hours ago
Hurts dont it?
雷霆球迷：很痛对吧？
[–]ThunderIncaseAce 443 points 5 hours ago
I’m still in pain
雷霆球迷：我现在都还隐隐作痛...
[–][OKC] Carmelo AnthonyDeadDay 274 points 5 hours ago
It's ok, he cant hurt us now. Only rockets which is funny and fun
雷霆球迷：没事了，爵士不能再伤害我们了，现在他们只能伤害火箭，这看起来很有趣。
[–]ThunderCaptnKnots 122 points 5 hours ago
Then golden state, then Cleveland. Christmas coming early this year
雷霆球迷：下一个就是勇士，然后是骑士，哎呀今年的圣诞可来得真早呀！
[–]foxsleftear 1240 points 5 hours ago
Is this what being JINGLED!! feels like?
这就是被英格尔斯安排的恐惧？
[–][DAL] Steve NashComeOnAndSlang 2215 points 5 hours ago
I've never seen a team get Jingled harder. Career high 27 points for him on an insane 103.8% TS
我从来没见过一支球队被他安排得更惨，生涯新高的27分外加103.8的真实命中率！
[–]LakersPalifaith 1278 points 5 hours ago*
When did Joe Ingles become prime Larry Bird?!
乔-英格尔斯啥时候变成巅峰版拉里-伯德的？
[–]Bullsthewhitegandhi13 196 points 5 hours ago
As far as I'm concerned, Exum won them this game. When the game was getting away from the Jazz, he came in and immediately making a difference; hitting a three, drawing a charge on harden, threw up an oop to Gobert, and played incredible D on harden. So so impressed with his performance. Also lol rockets, get jingled!
在我看来，丹特-艾克萨姆帮他们赢下了这场比赛。当爵士快要被带走的时候，他上场就发挥了作用。投进了一个三分、造了哈登犯规，和戈贝尔玩了个空姐，对哈登的防守也是非常了不起。对他的表现太印象深刻了！当然，火箭被英格尔斯安排了哈哈哈
[–]RaptorsAbyss333333 226 points 6 hours ago
Dante Exum was the game changer. i can watch him play defense on Harden forever
丹特-艾克萨姆是比赛的改变者，他对哈登的防守我能看一辈子！
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[–]Celticskyrieceltics 3016 points 5 hours ago
My roommates were being too loud so I went to the Toyota center to take a nap
我的室友们太吵了，所以我来丰田中心睡个安稳觉~
[–]CelticsODomincanB 905 points 5 hours ago
Tamest crowd for a contending team in all sports
火箭球迷是所有体育项目的争冠球队中最沉闷的球迷。
[–]Rocketsdirk2654 425 points 5 hours ago
It's honestly so infuriating and I don't understand it. Minute Maid Park gets crazy for the Astros, why can't Toyota Center get loud?
这真的让人感到气愤！并且我十分不理解！为什么太空人的美汁源球馆场场都那么疯狂，而丰田中心却做不到这一点？
[–][ATL] Paul MillsapJfklikeskfc 224 points 6 hours ago
Hustn Cause the didn't have any Os
叫“木斯顿”吧，因为他们的观众席上没有“人”
[–]SupersonicsDisheveledJesus 207 points 5 hours ago
Playing the Jazz at home is going to be a very different environment from Houston... Shit gets rowdy in SLC
面对回到主场的爵士会是休斯顿的巨大挑战，在那里，拉屎都变得超大声！
[–]JazzNotPornAccount2293 161 points 5 hours ago
I can’t wait for Mitt Romney to taunt Harden. That was a season highlight for sure.
我等不及罗姆尼调戏哈登了，那会是整个赛季的亮点。
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[–]Lakershershays 2138 points 5 hours ago
rockets gonna ask kobe for a detail episode
火箭会请求科比为他们做一期《细节》
[–]Warriorscubay 530 points 5 hours ago
“No, nope, mmm mmm, that ain’t it. ”
科比三连：“治不了、等死吧、告辞。”
[–][DAL] Marquis DanielsvapoRN 610 points 5 hours ago
Kobe: Stop flopping bitches.
科比：“别假摔了女士们”
[–]LakersAznTri4d 961 points 6 hours ago
Harden is the NBA version of homeless people jumping in front of moving cars to get a payout
哈登就是NBA版本的“往人家车上碰瓷的流浪汉”。
[–]CavaliersBenIsLowInfo 449 points 6 hours ago
Can't believe how much more unlikable Houston is than GSW and as a Cavs fan I hate GSW.
真是没法想象，火箭竟然比勇士还让我讨厌！我是骑士球迷！我讨厌勇士啊！
[–]PleaseBeQuietCunt 174 points 5 hours ago
Kobe 'And you see here because no one guarded joe ingles he made the shot easily'
Rockets 'Woahhh so much detaill'
科比：“你们看，乔-英格尔斯在这里轻松地投进了一个球，这是因为没有人防他。”
火箭：“哇真的好细节！！”
[–]LakersRay3142 64 points 5 hours ago
Kobe going to do his best to make all series go 7 games
科比将尽全力把这轮系列赛拖入抢七！
[–]JazzTacoGuzzler69 107 points 5 hours ago
On a very real note. Donovan and Gobert very clearly watched that from the way they played
非常明显，米切尔和戈贝尔的比赛方式显然是看过《老科讲坛》的。
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[–]RaptorsMimi108 184 points 6 hours ago
I swear I'm not the only one that finds similarities with this Rockets team and my Raptors team.
猛龙球迷：我发誓我是唯一一个发现你火和我龙相似之处的人！
[–][TOR] DeMar DeRozancontigowater 3642 points 5 hours ago
HAHA a first seed losing homecourt pathetic
猛龙球迷：哈哈头号种子丢掉主场优势真是悲哀。
[–]LakersJayveesac 746 points 5 hours ago
Utah were so calm in the clutch
犹他在关键时刻太冷静了！
[–][UTA] Donovan Mitchellshavegilette 463 points 5 hours ago
Mitchell was 6/21 and we had 9 more turnovers and we still won comfortably.
米切尔21中6，我们还有9个失误，但还是舒服地赢下了比赛~
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[–]HeatNumber333 2414 points 6 hours ago
CP3 just remembered what time of year it is.
保罗又想起了这是什么时间...
[–]WarriorsXaldes 462 points 5 hours ago
Cp3 and losing in the 2nd. Name a more iconic duo.
“保罗和输掉第二轮”，还有更标志性的组合吗？
[–]RaptorsZeroMomentum 592 points 6 hours ago
Lowry nodded
洛瑞点赞~
[–]JazzCirus 394 points 6 hours ago
Uh oh, CP3's playing playoff basketball
额哦，保罗开始打“季后赛篮球”了哦。
[–]Celticsshenyougankplz 127 points 5 hours ago
the reverse Rondo effect
也称“反向隆多效应”
[–]Warriorstoothbud 186 points 6 hours ago
CP has a bunch of '2nd round participant' banners hanging around the house
克里斯的家里挂着一大堆“NBA西部半决赛参与者”的旗帜呢
[–]NBAurfaselol 84 points 6 hours ago
Trying his hardest to keep up with his reputation of never getting out of the second round
保罗今天拼尽全力在保持自己不进西决的名头啊...
[–]Sunspetersuns13 235 points 6 hours ago
Chris Paul 2nd round meme stocks are on the rise, buy or short?
“克里斯-保罗不进西决”的股票在涨！买入还是卖空！？
[–]SunsM4xw3ll 36 points 5 hours ago
Year to year, stocks have been tremendously stable. Buy, buy, buy!
这只股票每一年都巨稳定，赶紧买买买！
[–]WildYams 132 points 5 hours ago
Can you imagine the shit he'll get if the Rockets lose this series?
如果火箭输掉这轮系列赛，你能想象他会被黑得有多惨吗？
[–]Hawks TankwagonPoetJustice 391 points 6 hours ago
LMAO if Utah takes down all 3 stars from that Thunder finals team in this playoffs
哈哈哈如果犹他连续干掉雷霆三少的球队，那他们就是今年的总冠军。
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