【美帝键盘侠】火箭胜爵士 美网友：竟然不上周琦？
2018-05-05 16:25:09 来源：CCTV5在线直播
[Post Game Thread] The Houston Rockets (2-1) defeat the Utah Jazz (1-2), 113-92Post Game Thread
【赛后】火箭113-92战胜爵士，总比分2-1领先。卡佩拉11分4盖帽，保罗15分，哈登25分12助攻，戈登25分，米切尔16中4得10分。
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[–][MIA] Dwyane WadeDarthJones1 373 指標 3小時前
Breaking news: 65 win team is apparently good at basketball
热火球迷：
突发新闻：65胜球队终于擅长打篮球了。
[–]nimicoh 85 指標 2小時前
59 win team isnt
那支59胜的球队似乎并不擅长篮球。
[–][LAL] Lonzo BallLiveLaughLonzo 779 指標 3小時前
This game was not as close as the score indicated
湖人球迷：实际上这场比赛两支球队的差距远比最终比分来得大。
[–]JazzCirus 449 指標 3小時前
We could have lost by 40 and that would still be true.
爵士球迷：我们本应该输40分以上的，这估计才是正常的比分。
[–]LakersJayveesac 194 指標 3小時前
The game had 36 minutes of garbage time
湖人球迷：这场比赛差不多有36分钟左右的垃圾时间。
[–]San Diego Rocketsblueberryy 206 指標 3小時前
damn Gobert played 36 minutes today?
火箭球迷：该死，戈贝尔是不是上了36分钟？
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[–]San Diego Rocketsblueberryy 114 指標 3小時前
I can't believe Zhou Qi didn't play. This is the Playoff D'Antoni thing y'all keep talking about isn't it
火箭球迷：难以相信这场比赛周琦没上，我觉得我们要向季后德帅讨论一下这个事情了。
[–]Rocketsmc35329 22 指標 2小時前
It’s because he’s ass and has no actual value for us currently. I’m totally pulling for him to improve and become a contributor but we have no need for a human victory cigar in the playoffs.
火箭球迷：毕竟现在大周琦对我们没有太大价值啊，我真的很希望他能提高并且成为球队助力，但是现在在季后赛里，我们不需要一只人肉胜利雪茄。
[–]Supersonicsexasperated_dreams 11 指標 2小時前
Saving him for the finals
超音速球迷：嘻嘻，德帅准备把周琦当做总决赛的秘密武器呢。
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[–]RocketsRobAmedeo 134 指標 3小時前
It's amazing that because of one game, so many people were calling the Rockets a fake #1.
火箭球迷：实际上也蛮奇怪的，或者说是不可思议的，上一场火箭输球之后很多人都开始BB说火箭是假的联盟第一。
[–][HOU] James HardenDeerOnTheRocks 89 指標 3小時前
Unwatchable tho
火箭球迷：毕竟双目失明丝毫不影响他们BB我火。
[–]RocketsMyOtherActGotBanned 48 指標 3小時前
In order to be a real 1 seed you have to sweep your way to the finals apparently...
火箭球迷：为了成为真正的一号种子，你得在总决赛之前一路横扫啊。
[–]Pacerspitchingkeys 612 指標 3小時前
Cavs fans last Friday: Doesn't get much worse than this...
Jazz fans tonight: Hold my Coca-Cola.
步行者粉丝：
上周五的骑士粉丝：天老爷，还有比我更惨的球迷嘛？
今晚的爵士粉丝：拿着我的可口可乐上来和这位骑士粉丝比惨！
注：北京时间周六骑士87-121惨败步行者。
[–]San Diego Rocketsblueberryy 66 指標 3小時前
Raptors fans even getting disrespected in the distraught fan rankings smh
火箭球迷：猛龙粉丝感觉受到了冒犯。
[–]lemmesearchmydb 179 指標 3小時前
Mormons don't drink caffeine. Hold my Root Beer.
摩门教徒不和含咖啡因的饮料，所以端个啤酒上来吧。
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[–][HOU] Trevor ArizaJimHarden 256 指標 3小時前
You funny pringles man. no Zhou Qi!?
火箭球迷：搞笑呢兄弟，竟然没上周琦？
[–][LAL] Kobe BryantLittleTasteOfPoison 984 指標 3小時前*
When you get cocky and set the difficulty to Hall of Fame.
湖人球迷：这就是你在名人堂球员面前皮来皮去的下场。
[–]76ersjonknewnothing 189 指標 2小時前
And everyone becomes prime ray allen
76人球迷：然后每个人都变成了巅峰雷-阿伦。
[–]texanchance 80 指標 2小時前
I don’t remember Ray Allen defending like the Rockets rotation players did tonight
我可不记得雷-阿伦可以像今天火箭轮换球员一样防得这么好。
[–][BOS] Kyrie Irvinggoofygoober2 524 指標 3小時前
Clint Capela is something special
凯尔特人球迷：卡佩拉这小伙子有丶东西的。
[–][UTA] Karl Malone2DragonBalls 288 指標 3小時前
Yeah. Turns out the Rockets are good at basketball and also have good players and shit.
爵士球迷：是的，火箭不仅仅擅长篮球，他们好像还有很多不错的球员啊。
[–]JoshyyJosh10 190 指標 3小時前
Two days ago this sub said they were ass?
两天前大家不都说这些球员都打得像屎一样嘛？
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[–][PHI] Allen Iversonfatkev_42 463 指標 3小時前
I respect the loyalty of the Jazz fans in that arena
76人球迷：有一说一，我敬重爵士粉丝的忠诚。
[–][BOS] Kyrie Irvinggoofygoober2 240 指標 3小時前
It was so sweet when they cheered on David Stockton
凯尔特人球迷：当他们为大卫-斯托克顿欢呼时，那个瞬间不能太甜蜜啊。
[–]San Diego Rocketsblueberryy 186 指標 3小時前
John Stockton barely gave a shit when he scored lmao
火箭球迷：你还别说，约翰-斯托克顿在看到他儿子得分时的表情也是不动声色啊。
[–]Rockets Bandwagonjc-f 135 指標 3小時前
What are you talking about? He clapped! That’s like peak Stockton reaction
火箭球迷：你还能说些什么？斯托克顿鼓掌了啊！这可是斯托克顿献上的最高评价！
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[–]LakersJayveesac 389 指標 3小時前
Championship-level bounce back from the Rockets. They got two threes to begin the game and they poured it on. That has to be their best game of the 2018 playoffs so far
湖人球迷：对于火箭而言，这是一场总冠军级别的反弹，他们开场进了两个三分，随后进攻水银泻地，这可能是目前为止他们打得最好的一场季后赛了。
[–]Spursephemeral_speck 204 指標 3小時前
Donovan Mitchell on Twitter: "Still scored more than 1... "
马刺球迷：多诺万-米切尔在推特上写道：“啊……十分，你比一分多九分……”
[–]Rocketsvilla4real 129 指標 3小時前
"Every player has games like that... Watch, I'll show you tonight."
火箭球迷：
随后他会在采访中说道：“每个人都会有不尽如人意的比赛……比如今晚我就可以演示给你看看。”
注：在记者问及米切尔对于西蒙斯季后赛仅得一分的看法时，米切尔说：“我期待他能够反弹，毕竟每个人都会有这样的比赛。”
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[–]JazzPhredXor 39 指標 3小時前
爵士球迷：心情如下：
[–]foxsleftear 163 指標 3小時前
UPDATED ROCKETS PLAYOFF MAP: 6/16
火箭季后赛胜利指标：6/16。
[–][HOU] Clint CapelaLv1PhilD 148 指標 3小時前
Wow, we made this Jazz home court almost as quiet as Toyota Center.
火箭球迷：听说爵士主场很魔鬼？
我们今晚让他们变得和丰田中心一样安静了。
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[–]Spurs4675029 346 指標 3小時前
Downvote me all you want but Kobe's advice for Mitchell to always drive to just look for contact instead of doing what he did all season was fucking terrible
马刺球迷：科比的建议害了米切尔，他让米切尔一直突破而不是做他以往在爵士做的事情，这让比赛变得糜烂了。
[–]Rocketsharsh389 142 指標 3小時前
I knew Kobe was helping the Rockets
gotta support Ariza at all costs
火箭球迷：这是一盘大旗你们没看出来吗？
毕竟阿里扎是科比的老队友啊。
[–]Rocketschode0311 176 指標 3小時前
Thanks Kobe.
火箭球迷：谢了！科比。
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