【美帝键盘侠】骑士横扫猛龙 TT复出骑士实力大增？
2018-05-08 18:13:34 来源：CCTV5在线直播
[–] 猛龙球迷 CapnJSmithy 2352 points 5 hours ago
Yeah sure, getting out of the 2nd round is cool, but have you ever cried alone at night wondering why your team isnt good enough?
好吧，第二轮出局真酷，你们有没有像我这样晚上独自哭泣着思考为什么你的主队再怎么努力还是不够出色？
[–] 火箭球迷 bigtice 1788 points 5 hours ago*
Series Statistics:
LeBron James
136 points, 45 assists and 33 rebounds
DeRozan & Lowry
138 points, 46 assists and 30 rebounds
系列赛数据：
詹姆斯：136分45助33板
德罗赞&洛瑞：
138分46助30板
[–] 热火球迷 LeBross23 525 points 4 hours ago
MJ would never been outscored by the opponent star players - Skip
乔丹从来没有比对面球星的得分多这么多过
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[–] 爵士球迷 Bandwagonmaternitywingsuit 130 points 4 hours ago
He really is that big of an idiot lol
你真是蠢蛋，zz.
[–] 骑士球迷 A_zz_Y 2608 points 5 hours ago
A whole quarter of garbage time in a nba playoff elimination game. Jesus.
NBA紧张的季后赛里整整第四节都沦为了垃圾时间。
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[–] 勇士球迷BipartizanBelgrade 1003 points 5 hours ago
*3 games of garbage time
其实系列赛有三场都是垃圾时间。
[–] 猛龙球迷 43ww43 1031 points 5 hours ago
I hope Lebron doesn’t have any milk for his cereal tomorrow.
我“诅咒”詹姆斯明天早起吃谷物没有牛奶泡！
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[–] 猛龙球迷 cowpuncher 251 points 5 hours ago
I hope his soap dispenser needs AA batteries but he only has AAA.
我“诅咒”他的电皂液器需要AA电池但是他没有！
[–] 猛龙球迷 Springtick38 228 points 5 hours ago
I hope Lebron steps on legos barefoot
我“诅咒”他赤脚站在乐高积木上！
[–] 鹈鹕球迷 hak091 384 points 5 hours ago
DeMar one up Game 3 from being on the bench to leaving the game entirely.
德罗赞从G3被摁在板凳席上直接升级为G4离开比赛了。
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[–] 猛龙球迷 Psytric 45 points 5 hours ago
4D Chess. "Coach can't bench me if I'm not here!"
德罗赞心想：“如果我都不在场上了，教练就没有办法把我摁在替补席上了哈哈！”
[–] 76人球迷 Sebiix3 3104 points 5 hours ago
rapturs: plz let us go to finals we r diferent this yr
lebrontosaurus: no
rapturs: ok
猛龙：求你了，今年咱俩东决再战吧，我们和去年不一样了
驯龙骑士詹伦多：不
猛龙：好吧
[–] 勇士球迷 DisastrousOutside 3998 points 5 hours ago
Can you imagine how good the Cavs will be when they get IT back from hip surgery.
你能想象TT从臀部伤病归来后骑士有多么强大吗？
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[–] 詹姆斯球迷 Blesss 1620 points 5 hours ago
it’s an older meme, sir, but it checks out
老梗了，兄弟，不过确实是这样的。
[–] NBA ImOnTheMoon 559 points 5 hours ago
It's a hip meme.
这是一个关于“屁股”的梗。
[–] 骑士球迷 MLGameOver 3367 points 5 hours ago*
Cavs in 4, exactly like we all predicted.
骑士G4的表现就和那么直播里诸位老哥们预测的一样。
[–] 凯尔特人球迷 crackdup 1264 points 5 hours ago
Never seen anyone go so fast from COTY candidate to possibly being on the chopping block.. Unless LeBron leaves the east, Masai is possibly thinking of massive changes in the off-season..
从来没见到像凯西这么快从年度教练候选者到下赛季执教球队成疑的巨大转变。除非詹姆斯离开东部，不然乌杰里休赛期很可能选择对球队进行大清洗。
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[–] 爵士球迷 Bandwagonshickard 974 points 5 hours ago
Hi, I'm 2018 Dwane Casey, runner up COTY, best record in Raptors franchise history
Hi, I'm 2019 Dwane Casey, I put the cheese on the Nachos at Talking Stick Resort Areana
嗨，我是2018年的凯西，我是年度教练的竞争者，刚刚带领猛龙打出了队史最佳战绩。
嗨，我是2019年的凯西，我现在正吃着奶酪脆饼度假呢。
[–] 公牛球迷 TrenAndJerrys 5494 points 5 hours ago
Seeing LeBron and his kids after the game always makes me appreciate how good of a dad he is
赛后看见詹姆斯和他的孩子们真的让我感觉到詹姆斯是一个出色的父亲。
回复：[–]roman_knights 557 points 5 hours ago
Saving this for next year.
这图留下了，明年接着用。
[–] 猛龙球迷 springsoon 186 points 5 hours ago
....and the next year
还有后年。
[–] 太阳球迷 Bows_N_Hoes 2943 points 5 hours ago
I’m so conflicted
On one hand we all are witnessing Lebron’s greatness
But on the other hand this just proves how absolutely meaningless the regular season is
我现在心情好复杂
一方面我们见证着詹姆斯的伟大
另一方面事情的结果告诉了我们常规赛战绩并没有什么用
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[–]Slobbin 1213 points 5 hours ago
Meaningless to LeBron. Homecourt is the only "advantage" anyone can have right now.
常规赛战绩也就对詹姆斯没什么意义。对上骑士可能主场才能算是唯一的优势。
[–] 骑士球迷 Bandwagoncoolezzz 439 points 5 hours ago
Lebron did have 4 straight homecourt vs the raptors thou
但是詹姆斯打猛龙可是连续四场都有主场优势啊。
[–] 步行者球迷 pitchingkeys 2463 points 6 hours ago
The Raptors won one more game than the Pacers this postseason.
Never in my life have I felt so proud yet completely disgusted about something at the same time.
猛龙今年季后赛也就比步行者多赢了一场球而已，
刚刚渡过悲伤的我现在觉得身为步行者球迷好自豪。
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[–][deleted] 1645 points 6 hours ago
The Pacers have beat the Cavs in the playoffs more times this season then we ever have.
步行者今年季后赛战胜骑士的次数比我们这些东部球队这些年加起来的都多。
[–] 公牛球迷Cameron PayneSim888 1420 points 6 hours ago
[–] 雷霆球迷 homefree122 357 points 6 hours ago
Casey may get coach of the year and also get fired.
凯西今年可能会得到年度教练奖然后被炒鱿鱼。
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[–] 掘金球迷 BlindManBaldwin 132 points 6 hours ago
The George Karl
当年的乔治-卡尔也是
[–]Buckstheconfuserx2 1095 points 6 hours ago
It's amazing how LeBron could coast the entire regular season, LeDick his way straight to the ECF after sweeping the 1st seed, probably go to the finals, and still have a less than 10% chance of beating the warriors
很惊讶詹姆斯可以在常规赛划划水，然后在季后赛发力横扫东部第一，但是到总决赛却只有不到10%的几率战胜勇士。
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[–] 步行者球迷 PitcherOnly 763 points 6 hours ago
The Warriors really broke the league, it's hard to even be excited about the memes and shitposting knowing that in the end it doesn't matter because the Warriors will still win in 5.
现在的勇士真的摧毁了整个联盟，所以很难在知道结果的情况对总决赛感到兴奋了，因为勇士肯定会五场结束战斗。
[–] 洛瑞球迷5by5s 638 points 6 hours ago
Actual, real life Raptors didn't get annihilated as badly as this
事实上哪怕是现实生活中，猛龙也没有被消灭地如此干净。
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[–] 尼克斯keefec 192 points 6 hours ago
Its like the meteors came back for 2 more times just to make sure there wont even be fossils left
哈哈哈，就像是猛龙灭绝后流星又撞击了地球两次以上来确保一点化石都留不下来。
[–] 猛龙球迷 Mimi108 313 points 6 hours ago
GG Cavs.
Not much else to say.
猛龙打出了GG。
不想多说什么。
[–]PM_ME_UR_FIRST_NUDE 531 points 6 hours ago
Bullying is an international problem that can affect anyone, anywhere, and of any age. Even prehistoric Canadian predators from the Cretaceous epoch can fall victim to repeated bullying. Please, call your representatives, visit https://www.stopbullying.gov/get-help-now/index.html and report LeBron James to help end this behavior today.
欺凌作为一个世界性问题影响着生活中的你我，不论国籍，不论年龄。甚至是白垩纪的加拿大史前凶兽猛龙也免不了被欺凌。所以，请你打电话给你们的议员，访问https://www.stopbullying.gov/get-help-now/index.html 并举报詹姆斯让他停止自己的欺凌行为。
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[–] 凯尔特人球迷 PastorofMuppets101 127 points 6 hours ago
Be Best
优秀
[–] 火箭球迷 Zajac19 961 points 6 hours ago
The raptors are different this year don’t sleep
猛龙和去年真的不一样了，别睡着啊
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[–] 骑士球迷 TheHaveTo 431 points 6 hours ago
this time they got eliminated on the ROAD
确实不一样了，这次是在客场被横扫。
[–] 湖人球迷 Pixel_Me_That 1529 points 6 hours ago
Sweeping the Torontosaurus Raptor OC
[–] 老鹰球迷 Jfklikeskfc 245 points 6 hours ago
Dang it must suck to win 60+ games with your great bench, team play, and coaching only to get swept by LeBron in the playoffs.
妈的，你的主队凭借出色的替补、战术、教练拿到60+胜，然后季后赛被詹姆斯横扫，真恶心！
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[–] 猛龙球迷 Raptorsaurus- 62 points 6 hours ago
We won 59 but yea feel u hawkbro
我们今年赢了59场，不过大兄弟你们老鹰那年确实是赢了60场
[–] 波尔津吉斯球迷 pbaik829 116 points 6 hours ago
Someone needs to hug Derozan
德罗赞需要有人抱抱安慰安慰
[–] 篮网球迷 Billyfromcilley 164 points 6 hours ago
Hey, why didn't the NBA let us into the playoffs? We could've done that
嘿，为啥联盟不让我们篮网也进季后赛啊？不就是被横扫吗我们也会。
[–]PatronShot 416 points 6 hours ago
This game is gonna be on Po*nh*b
这场比赛的剧情就是猛龙被摁在地上摩擦，完全可以放到www.().com里面了
[–] 韦德球迷meahoymemoyay 163 points 6 hours ago
I just want my girl one day to f**k me as hard as LeBron f**ks up the Raptors
我就想让我女朋友像詹姆斯对待猛龙那样晚上和我在一起。
[–] 凯尔特人球迷 atrain56 257 points 6 hours ago
This series was not as close as 4-0 appears
系列赛呈现出来的过程不像4-0那样简简单单的被横扫。
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