【美帝键盘侠】骑凯火宣布退出冠军争夺|死神杜太可怕
2018-05-15 17:01:22 来源:CCTV5在线直播
[Post Game Thread] The Golden State Warriors (1-0) steal home court and defeat the Houston Rockets (0-1), 119-106.
【赛后】西决第一场:勇士119-106战胜火箭,总比分1-0领先,杜兰特27投14中得到37分,汤普森28分,哈登41分7助攻,保罗23分11篮板3助攻。
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[–][IND] Lance StephensonxPenguinHD 684 指標 34 分鐘前
That one woman really needs to understand how crowd chants work
步行者球迷:丰田中心的那位女球迷啊,你真的需要知道:主场的呐喊不是哗众取宠啊,搞得太吵对双方都不好。
[–][LAL] Robert SacreIwasJK 597 指標 38 分鐘前
"Let's go Rocke--"
"LLEEEeeeeeTTTS GOooooO ROCKEEEeeeeeeTTTS!!!!!"
湖人球迷:
火箭主场:“火箭升空!”
某女球迷:“火霍霍霍霍霍箭箭箭箭升升升升空空空空!!!!”
[–]TimberwolvesGuy_Fieri_69 174 指標 37 分鐘前
The best part is that she was never chanting with the rest of the crowd. Always on the off beat.
森林狼球迷:最搞笑的是她从来不和其他观众在一个节拍上,仿佛置身于自己的世界之中。
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[–][BOS] Isaiah ThomasDurantula5 346 指標 35 分鐘前
What in the fuck happened to Eric Gordon?
凯尔特人球迷:戈登这家伙在季后赛到底咋了?咋这么萎呢?
[–]WarriorsDigitalMonocle 189 指標 4小時前
Krispy Kremes happened
勇士球迷:可能是甜甜圈吃多了吧。
[–]zuixihuan 6 指標 19 分鐘前
He is very frustrating to watch.
Also, Mbah a Moute missing every damn layup!!
他看起来非常沮丧。
同样地,巴莫特错失了每一个上篮。
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[–]Raptorsdue11 1287 指標 40 分鐘前
Imagine being the 1st seed and working so hard in the regular season to get home court and then proceed to lose it in 48 mins.
Houston I feel you...
猛龙球迷:想象一下,一整个常规赛的努力就是为了一个主场优势,然后你在48分钟以后就把他丢掉了……
休斯顿的朋友们,作为猛龙球迷,我们懂你。
[–]Warriorscooperred 343 指標 39 分鐘前
Warriors going the Lebron route. Why try 82 games for home court when you can get it in 48 minutes?
勇士球迷:勇士正在走勒布朗的路啊,既然48分钟我就可以把主场优势拿到,干嘛要费82场的力气去拿主场优势呢?
[–]Warriorsawesomecutepandas 135 指標 32 分鐘前
Warriors to Cleveland confirmed
勇士球迷:勇士要搬去克利夫兰,实锤了。
[–][WAS] John WallIm_a_Knob 59 指標 30 分鐘前
And they’ll still lose to GSW
奇才球迷:然而骑士还是要输给勇士的啊。
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[–]HawksProdigy195 445 指標 41 分鐘前
It's like watching Vegeta train so hard but knowing that Goku is the main character and will always be the one to win in the end.
老鹰球迷:这就和看龙珠一个道理,不管贝吉塔再怎么刻苦,打斗过程再怎么激励,因为悟空是主角,所以我们知道悟空总能够赢球的。
[–]Rocketsharsh389 30 指標 42 分鐘前
this must be why the Raptors kept saying they felt like the Rockets of the East
火箭球迷:这可能就是为什么猛龙粉丝一直在强调他们是东部火箭的原因吧。
[–]RocketsASS-CUM-DUMPSTER 97 指標 45 分鐘前
we knew we didnt have a chance.
火箭球迷:我们知道这场比赛我们一点机会都没有。
[–][GSW] Chris Mullinkirukiru 93 指標 44 分鐘前
go get lebron next year for the greatest wcf of all time
勇士球迷:下个赛季拿下勒布朗我们再一起HIGH西部决赛吧。
[–][MIA] Carlos ArroyoSunpraiserPR 35 指標 45 分鐘前
The Rockets played great at the start of the game. But their iso play tired them out and bit them in the ass.
热火球迷:火箭开局打得不错,但是他们的单打太多导致过于疲劳,最终让他们输掉了比赛。
[–]Celticssilverstussy 194 指標 46 分鐘前
Woah woah woah switching the narrative so soon? What happened to “we were built for this” and “this is our year”
凯尔特人球迷:现在风向都变得这么快了嘛?当年那群说着“我们建队就是为了打勇士”以及“这是我们的赛季”的人都去哪了啊?
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[–]YoungJebediah 1816 指標 50 分鐘前
Rockets 1st Q: This next verse though
2nd: This next verse??
3rd: THESE BARS??
4th: poopity-scoop
火箭第一节:下一篇章就要开始了!
第二节:Emmmm……下一篇章了嘛?
第三节:好像不太妙啊。
第四节:打扰了,少做梦。
[–]brokenbadlab 295 指標 49 分鐘前
Warriors all game: that instrumental. Apparently.
勇士一整场:演奏音乐般毫无波澜。
[–][LAL] Kobe BryantDongsquad420BlazeIt 202 指標 49 分鐘前
This is where MDA failed. Half the defense and twice the offense is not balanced.
The Warriors are perfectly balanced. As all things should be.
湖人球迷:这就是德安东尼失败的地方,他在进攻和防守上总是平衡不好。
但是勇士却平衡的很好,所以勇士赢球了。
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[–][BOS] Jaylen BrownOrangeKookie 1157 指標 4小時前
All that for a drop of blood
凯尔特人球迷:打了这么多次,才打掉我一滴血。
[–][GSW] Stephen CurrySmoking_Hot_BBQ 469 指標 4小時前
Mr. D'antoni, I don't feel so good....
勇士球迷:德安东尼先生,我感觉不太好……
[–]ClippersSuperguy328 152 指標 4小時前
I hope they remember you
快船球迷:我希望他们能够记住你。
注:以上三句均为《复仇者联盟》的梗。
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[–][TOR] Hakeem Olajuwon5by5s 2139 指標 5小時前
THE HOUSTON ROCKETS, CLEVELAND CAVALIERS, AND BOSTON CELTICS HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED FROM CHAMPIONSHIP CONTENTION
猛龙球迷:休斯顿火箭、克利夫兰骑士以及波士顿凯尔特人三队正式推出总冠军追逐。
[–]LakersJayveesac 365 指標 5小時前
The rest of the NBA played themselves
湖人球迷:NBA除了勇士之外剩余的球队自己玩儿去吧。
[–]packersSB53champs 234 指標 4小時前
If OKC just 4-1'd them this wouldn't have happened
如果雷霆当年4-1战胜勇士一切都不会发生。
[–]BullsTheSquidSquad 136 指標 4小時前
Or if they didn't trade Harden
公牛球迷:或者他们没有交易哈登。
[–]Cavaliersmister_ratburn 621 指標 5小時前
It's times like these where I have to ask "Why the fuck did KD have to join a 73 win team?"
骑士球迷:是时候该问这句话了,为什么杜兰特会选择加盟一支73胜的球队?
[–][TOR] Hakeem Olajuwon5by5s 277 指標 5小時前
The time to ask that question is always
猛龙球迷:实际上什么时候问这句话都不算晚。
[–]NBAiBleeedorange 149 指標 5小時前
Because he wanted to win more and easier. Same reason Lebron isn't going to somewhere like the Knicks.
因为他想赢得更多且更轻松,这就和勒布朗不会去尼克斯这样的烂队一样。
[–]CelticsLamarMillerIsCat 69 指標 5小時前
Lies. This is the hardest road. SMH.
凯尔特人球迷:你说谎,这分明是条最艰难的路。
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[–][POR] Damian LillardFamilyguy35 37 指標 5小時前
Draft lottery tomorrow, draft is June 21st, award show on June 25th and free agency starts July 1st. Was a fun season.
开拓者球迷:明天乐透选秀抽签,六月二十一选秀大会,六月二十五颁奖大会,七月一号自由球员市场开启,多么有趣的一个赛季啊。
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[–]HeatNumber333 807 指標 5小時前
It is honestly ridiculous how broken KD makes the Warriors. 37 points...
热火球迷:杜兰特真的让勇士变成了荒唐的存在,37分我的老天爷。
[–][MIN] Rasho NesterovicAlongCamePollyIsBae 370 指標 5小時前
The last time Golden State lost a series, they were up 3-1 and then Harrison Barnes went 5/3/0.7/0.7/0.7 on .153/.200/.500 shooting splits over the last 3 games of the series.
They're legitimately unbeatable in a 7 game series with Durant.
森林狼球迷:上一次勇士输掉系列赛还得追溯到他们3-1领先的时候,当时哈里森-巴恩斯场均得到5.3分0.7篮板0.7盖帽,命中率极低。
他们在有着杜兰特的情况下,在7场4胜制的系列赛中几乎不可阻挡。
[–]KingsAsk_Me_If_I_Suck 116 指標 5小時前
He isn't even flashy. Just hits his shots, plays defense. He has been such a consistent force for Warrios
国王球迷:他也没那么多飞天遁地,他就是命中投篮、打出防守,他对于勇士来说就是镇队基石。
[–][BOS] Kyrie Irvinggoofygoober2 302 指標 5小時前
Out of all god damn teams he just had to pick them....
凯尔特人球迷:那么多球队他为什么就挑这支球队啊……
[–]packersSB53champs 317 指標 5小時前
Smart move. Get paid get rings and have fun doing it with unselfish teammates
实际上这是一次很棒的转会,又能得到戒指,又能享受篮球的乐趣,身边还有这么多无私的队友。
[–]CelticsDONTW0RRIES 145 指標 5小時前
No other team would be the hardest road.
凯尔特人球迷:因为其他球队没有如此艰难的路啊。
[–]WarriorsCtG526 664 指標 5小時前
KD can win with these cats
勇士球迷:因为杜兰特能和勇士的这群阿猫阿狗赢球啊。
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[–]NBAsleepyafrican 157 指標 5小時前
r/nba at the beginning of the game: This is gonna be an amazing series!
r/nba now: Fucking KD ruined the league. Fuck the Warriors.
那么直播比赛前论调:这将是一轮精彩无比的系列赛!
那么直播现在的论调:杜兰特杀死了联盟乐趣,勇士吃屎。
[–]CelticsDONTW0RRIES 197 指標 5小時前*
KD was a supernova. Didn't matter who was guarding him, he was making shots forwards, backwards, and sideways.
凯尔特人球迷:KD简直无人可挡,无论他面前的是谁,他总能通过各种方式命中投篮。
[–]KnicksIDlOT 567 指標 5小時前
Now imagine this team, but with Steph playing too
尼克斯球迷:想象一下这支球队有了库里之后得有多棒吧!
[–]JazzAFuckingShark 120 指標 5小時前
he played pretty decently. Not Skyfucker tonight but his drives and defense were not bad.
Dude is still getting into playing shape he missed a lot of time.
爵士球迷:库里打得不错啊,尽管今晚没有日天,但是他的运球和防守打得都很不错。
他依然在找回自己的节奏,毕竟他有很长一段时间没能打比赛了。
[–]Warriorsacurryflurry 446 指標 5小時前
Steph played good. People just act like if he’s not scoring he’s doing nothing
勇士球迷:库里打得很棒啊,人们总是看到他没得分就觉得他什么都没做。
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[–][BOS] Kyrie Irvinggoofygoober2 249 指標 5小時前
Ahhhh...nothing like a playoff game to reignite the Warrior hate
凯尔特人球迷:哎……现在好像没有什么能够激起勇士愤怒的火焰了……毕竟他们没怎么发力对手就倒下了。
[–]CavaliersAFlaccidNarwhal 92 指標 5小時前
Anyone hear the guy yelling “Steph Curry’s a role player”? LOL
骑士球迷:谁听到有人喊了一句“斯蒂芬你就是个角色球员”的口号了?哈哈哈。
[–][MIA] Dwyane WadeDwadeGOAT 288 指標 5小時前
Harden with 40 in a great game. Curry with a bad game. Rockets at home. Rockets with a great first quarter. Warriors win by 15. This is just a fun time to be a fan of the NBA.
热火球迷:哈登砍下40分,他打得非常棒,库里打得一般,火箭在主场作战,火箭第一节打得非常不错,然后勇士还是赢了15分,做一名NBA粉丝真的有趣。
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