【美帝键盘侠】科沃尔刚入巅峰|甜瓜太过自我
2018-05-26 19:25:21 来源：CCTV5在线直播
在东决G4之后，一个在Instagram上的篮球账号称如今的科沃尔是比甜瓜更好的球员，这引来了甜瓜的不满。Reddit球迷也讨论了此事，一起看看他们怎么说！
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[–]Thunderjarques01 2396 points 2 days ago
If he didn't still think he was a superstar and took a step back he'd still be a valuable player but his ego is just huge
如果他不再坚持自己是超级球星并且后退一步的话，他会是一个有价值的球员的，但是他太过自我了。
[–]Rocketssmartsushy 3127 points 2 days ago
If he took a step back he'd probably brick it
如果他后退一步的话他大概率会打铁。
[–][OKC] Russell WestbrookMrAmazinn 502 points 2 days ago
If he does drop someone with a step back, he'd just jab step repeatedly until they got back up
如果他用后撤步晃开了防守人，他会继续用试探步直到防守人归位...
[–]Urmomrudygay 95 points 2 days ago
At this point Melo is a shittier version of JR Smith. Doesn’t even Lay pipe. Hoodie Melo was only folklore.
在现在，Melo就是吃屎版的JR史密斯，压根没法射，连帽衫甜瓜只是传说而已。
[–][deleted] 46 points 2 days ago
Hoodie Melo was a marketing experiment for Nike to hype their new warm ups.
连帽衫甜瓜只是耐克为了推广他们新款热身服的营销手段。
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[–]Pelicans BandwagonTheBeast14 199 points 2 days ago
FOH? i'm dumb
甜瓜评论的FOH是什么意思？
[–]NBAFookThaMaywetters 55 points 2 days ago
Fame Of Hall.
是：人名堂
[–]Warriors BandwagonEliMontana10 334 points 2 days ago
Fuck outta here
滚出去！
[–]CavaliersHall0wed 397 points 2 days ago
Hey man he was just asking a question, no need to be rude.
嘿楼上的兄弟，楼主只是问个问题，别这么粗鲁
[–][LAL] Lonzo Ballsirhari 88 points 2 days ago
I don’t play like that
我不玩这一套
[–]Red6731 72 points 2 days ago
Oh oh OK I'm sorry
哦哦哦OK对不起
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[–][UTA] John StocktonThehealeroftri 189 points 2 days ago
The first round series totally changed my perspective of him. In early games when he'd get the ball I was like "shit" but by game 4 they'd pass to Melo and I'd get excited. It's like he was paid to throw the series he was so unreal bad at times.
我爵和他们的第一轮完全改变了我对他的看法。一开始，当他接到球的时候我还很担心，而到了第四场，他们一把球传给他我就兴奋。他好像是被收买了一样，糟糕得不像是真的。
[–]Cavaliers BandwagonBoodles4u1 33 points 2 days ago
I'm not sure what would have been better for our chances in the series: an injury to Melo or Rudy lol
我都不知道哪件事对我们赢下系列赛更有帮助了：戈贝尔受伤？还是甜瓜受伤？
[–][PHI] Joel EmbiidDxG_DxG 47 points 2 days ago
I'd say he's a negative on the court at this point
我认为他如今在场上是个副作用。
[–]Trail Blazerspostbyproxy 137 points 2 days ago
OKC thought they were getting Hoodie Melo. They would've even settled for Olympic Melo or ASG Melo. Instead they got NTC Melo.
雷霆以为他们得到了连帽衫甜瓜，实在不行奥运会甜瓜或者全明星甜瓜也凑合，万万没想到得到了是尼克斯甜瓜。
[–]Thunderholographicmew 53 points 1 day ago
We got Melonoma.
我们得到了毒瘤瓜
[–][OKC] Paul GeorgePervy_Sensei 1625 points 2 days ago
Melo gotta be one of the saddest examples of the game passing a player by.
甜瓜是“比赛潮流抛弃球员”最可悲的几个例子之一。
[–][NYK] Allan HoustonOff_the_yelzebub 1303 points 2 days ago
It happened to jahlil Okafor the minute he was drafted.
当贾利尔-奥卡福被选中的那一刻，这就已经注定了。
[–]Knicks Tankwagonarvs17 490 points 2 days ago
Happened to MCW after his first game
在迈卡威的第一场比赛之后也注定了。
[–]parkinglotsprints 46 points 2 days ago
I'm so glad this is finally the prevalent opinion. I'm a Knicks fan and even last year many fans were defending Melo, saying he pulled his own weight and was a superstar. Fuck all that, he's been like this for a long time.
很高兴这终于成为主流的看法了。我是尼克斯球迷，过去几年许多球迷都在为甜瓜辩护，说他只要减肥就还是超级球星。可别瞎说了，他一直都是这个鬼样子。
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[–][TOR] Pops Mensah-BonsuSaprano44 636 points 2 days ago*
He is a black hole on offence, turns the ball over more than he gets assist, and jacks up a ton of shots on terrible efficiency.
Not to mention he is a piss poor defender as well.
他是个进攻端的黑洞，失误比得到助攻还要多，还投一堆低效的投篮。
更不要提他那可怜的尿崩防守了
[–]ThunderYour_Personal_Jesus 1115 points 2 days ago
You know what'll really prove em wrong Melo? If you opt out and go play as the number 1 option somewhere far FAR away from OKC.
甜瓜你知道要怎么样才能证明大家是错的吗？你要跳出合同、去其他远离OKC的地方当第一选择就可以。
[–][SAS] Boban Marjanovicmaestroenglish 197 points 2 days ago
he would be ok if he would just know his place coming off the bench
如果他明白替补才是归路的话他就还OK
[–][UTA] John StocktonThehealeroftri 127 points 2 days ago
Melo has such an ego that that will never happen. More likely he'll retire before having any sort of non-starter role.
甜瓜的自我不会让这件事情发生的，在失去先发之前他可能会先退役。
[–]Thundermalganis12 72 points 2 days ago
Does retiring count as opting out? Because that can all be arranged.
退役也算跳出合同吗？如果是的话那可是解决了不少我雷的问题。
[–]LakersSunTzu- 56 points 2 days ago
Nah, you'll be paying him top dollar not to show up to games next season. Enjoy the Luol Deng treatment.
不行的，你还是得付他顶薪而他下赛季甚至不用打球。欢迎享受卢尔邓式待遇。
[–]ThunderMazeRed 16 points 2 days ago
I am fine with watching Russ go off every game and play hero ball, its fun to watch even if that means no contending
我能接受威少每一场都打英雄球，那看起来很有趣，即使那意味着我们不是总冠军争夺者。
[–][OKC] Daequan CookJoshatthecarwash 14 points 2 days ago
More fun to watch than to see Melo jab step pumpfake spin fade away brick complain to ref not run back on defense most possessions
看着甜瓜后撤步接假动作接转身后仰打铁接不回防抱怨裁判不是更有趣？
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[–]Raptorspleasefeedthedino 221 points 2 days ago
Korver had a TS% 15% higher than Melo and had almost as many win shares despite playing 900 fewer minuted. Comp
Korver was 35th in RPM.... Melo 220th.
科沃尔的真实命中率比甜瓜高15%，并且在少打近900分钟的情况下总的胜利贡献值几乎一样，真实正负值排名科沃尔是联盟第35，甜瓜是第220。
[–]LakersAutomaticStop__ 141 points 2 days ago
Melo 220th.
Jesus wept
甜瓜220...上帝都看哭了
[–]MavericksKadath12 85 points 2 days ago
Even with equal salary Korver is just a more valuable player. More consistent, requires fewer resources, and less toxic
即使他俩工资一样，科沃尔也是一个更有价值的球员，更稳定、更不吃自愿、更没毒。
[–]LakersCelebratingCheescake 153 points 2 days ago
Kyle is just starting his prime!
我科才刚刚进入巅峰呢！！
His lack of self awareness is astounding.
[–][LAL] Kyle KuzmaAbdulGOAT[S] 253 points 2 days ago
His ego is too big
他太过自我了
[–]Lakerszionraw 121 points 2 days ago
Same as his salary
也太过昂贵了
[–][NYK] Kristaps Porzingisjawadhaque089 365 points 2 days ago
I'm pretty sure everyone knows how bad he is except himself
我很确定，大家都知道他有多糟糕，除了他自己。
[–]PacersNotoriusNC 96 points 2 days ago
I wonder what its like to be in the locker room with him? Do they all just pretend and go along with it?
我很好奇他们更衣室里要怎么和他相处，假装不知道然后凑合过？
[–][NYK] Kristaps Porzingisjawadhaque089 172 points 2 days ago
"ayo man good try next time you're gonna make it" - what PG says
"man fuck this dude I'm outta here gonna go to LA and get bitches" - what PG thinks
乔治嘴上说：“嘿没事的兄弟，这是好的尝试，下一次会进的。”
乔治心里想：“MMP我要去洛杉矶耍大宝剑。”
[–]LakersSirtopofhat 66 points 2 days ago
Well to be fair Melo is an assassin as in when he gets the ball it dies in his hands.
公平的来讲甜瓜确实是个杀手。因为当他拿到球，球就死了。
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以上言论按原帖顺序整理，不代表那么直播看法与立场。