【美帝键盘侠】詹姆斯+乔治+莱昂纳德？我要缓缓......
2018-06-16 19:24:56 来源：CCTV5在线直播
今日凌晨，多位记者先后报道，马刺球星莱昂纳德希望离开球队，并且Woj表示湖人是莱昂纳德有意的去处，这些消息也引爆了Reddit上的网友们，一起来看看他们怎么说！
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[–]NormanImmanuel 3045 points 16 hours ago
Spurs fans during the finals: "This is boring, just bring on the offseason already"
Spurs Fans right now: "Can we go back?"
总决赛时候的马刺球迷：“啊啊啊这个比赛无聊死了，赶紧快进到休赛期呗！”
现在的马刺球迷：“总决赛真香。”
[–]CavaliersDueLearner 6138 points 16 hours ago
No Kawai in SA means no Lebron in SA.
卡哇伊不在SA意味着勒布朗不会来SA
[–]Clippersfreshdrool 679 points 16 hours ago
but it does mean Kawhi and LeBron in LA
但这就意味着卡哇伊和勒布朗都在LA
[–]Cavaliersddottay 3575 points 16 hours ago*
People owe Woj an apology for reporting this in the middle of last season and Spurs fans getting up in arms about how it wasn’t true.
Woj上赛季中期就报道过这个消息，当时马刺球迷都手插口袋傲慢地表示这是假消息，他们欠Woj一个道歉！
[–][GSW] Jeremy LinCindjor 833 points 16 hours ago
wOj dOeSn'T kNoW wHaT hE's TaLkiNG aBoUt
“Woj~完~全~不~知~道~自~己~在~说~什~么~”
[–]suckadeee 610 points 16 hours ago
tHE sPUrS CUltURE wiLL mAKe hIm STay
“马~刺~的~球~队~文~化~会~让~他~留~下~的~”
[–]Knickstenz1994 95 points 16 hours ago
Spurs fans got Woj Bombed.
马刺球迷最终还是被Woj安排了
[–]Spursplainvintage 588 points 16 hours ago
This is the worst day of my life.
这是我人生最糟糕的一天
[–]Rocketsimyourking12 842 points 16 hours ago
Worst day in your life so far.
话不要说得这么满，更糟的还在后面。
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[–]RaptorsSlicedMango 835 points 16 hours ago
So Kawhi, Lebron and PG on the Lakers is actually gonna happen
所以，卡哇伊、乔治、勒布朗加盟湖人真的要发生了
[–][PHI] Allen IversonKingPZe 145 points 16 hours ago
Cousins should also take one for the team and join. What is better than one superteam? Two!
考辛斯也应该加入一波啊，有什么比一支超级球队更棒的事情吗？两支！
[–]Spursoddpenguin15 124 points 16 hours ago
Coach Pop I don’t feel so good
“波波教练，我感觉不太好”
[–]Warriorsuntouchable765 1229 points 16 hours ago
RIP Spurs. Lakers getting LeBron and Kawhi.
马刺安息吧，湖人会得到勒布朗和卡哇伊的。
[–]Lakersredbrick 831 points 16 hours ago
Scenes when Popovich trades Kawhi to Cleveland for scraps just to spite the Lakers
我在想象，波波会不会拿卡哇伊去克利夫兰换一堆垃圾，就为了故意恶心湖人。
[–]KingsKANGZZZZZZZ 754 points 16 hours ago
Kawhi Goneard
科怀-去昂纳德
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[–]CelticsCOOL_CRUSH 54 points 16 hours ago
F5 SEASON HAS ARRIVED BOYOS
F5赛季已经正式到来了兄弟们！！
[–][BKN] D'Angelo Russellmcdudas 3517 points 16 hours ago
Magic about to release a diss track to Lonzo and Kuz called “Pack it up boys”
魔术师会出一张diss朗佐鲍尔和库兹马的单曲，歌名儿就叫《收拾行李吧少年》
[–]Bullsxepa105 728 points 13 hours ago
God, if Lonzo gets packed up to San Anton I can't wait to see Lavar's reaction. Having him throw a fit about it will be peak schadenfreude.
天了噜，如果朗佐被打包到圣安东尼奥，那我真是非常期待球爹的反应了。看着他大发雷霆我真是会偷着乐，嘻嘻
[–]clack16 342 points 13 hours ago
Not only that, but I’d steal a popcorn machine from a movie theater, park my ass in a chair and watch LaVar get owned by Pop in the media
我不只是偷着乐，我还要从电影院偷一台爆米花机、然后躺在我的椅子里，看波波维奇在媒体面前吊锤拉瓦尔哈哈哈
[–]Cavaliers Bandwagonstevntiny 583 points 16 hours ago
Can’t wait to see LaVar in SA
等不及在SA见到球爹了！！
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[–][LAL] Kobe BryantDongsquad420BlazeIt 2311 points 16 hours ago
Begley says New York.
Woj says Lakers.
I know who I believe.
Ian Begley说他要去纽约，Woj说是湖人，我不知道该相信谁了
[–][CLE] Matthew DellavedovaJ44J 197 points 16 hours ago
Who would want to play for the Knicks
谁会想要为尼克斯打球啊！！
[–]RaptorsLeBronto_2018 816 points 16 hours ago
Probably just wants a big market for endorsement money
大概他只是想去大市场拿大代言合同吧
[–]ThunderPoop_sauce 148 points 16 hours ago
He's gonna have to completely change that personality if he wants that.
如果真是这样，那他要完全改变个性才行。
[–]CavaliersMartialissalty 393 points 16 hours ago
Spurs should trade him to the grizzlies
马刺就应该送他去寒冷的孟菲斯！！
[–]Grizzliesthe_space_monster 54 points 16 hours ago
Chandler Parsons for Kawhi Leonard straight up. Who says no?
我熊联盟第一大帅比换你马刺小可爱，谁赞成谁反对？
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[–]Raptorssay-less 1424 points 16 hours ago
Lebron x George x Kawhi
I need to sit
詹姆斯+乔治+科怀
我要坐下缓缓......
[–]PistonsCalvin_Johnson81 608 points 16 hours ago
Most devastating defensive lineup. They would absolutely shut teams down come playoffs.
最灭绝人性的防守阵容，他们真的会在季后赛里锁死其他球队！
[–][TOR] Fred VanVleetSmugleaf_Raptors2012 1310 points 16 hours ago
If they get LBJ as well r/nba becomes r/lakers2 lol
如果他们也得到勒布朗的话，那“那么直播”就要变成“湖人吧”了哈哈哈
[–]Lakersnochill95 1198 points 16 hours ago
Lakers fans with Lebron stans together? Ohh boy
湖蜜联手詹蜜？不敢想象啊兄dei......
[–]WizardsWallStar206 273 points 16 hours ago
Kobe fans are deleting anti LeBron posts as we speak
与此同时，科蜜们正在忙着删除他们之前diss勒布朗的微博。
[–]76ersWilt2DrJ2Chuck2AI2Jo 1118 points 16 hours ago
lakers fans have been saying this all yr and getting laughed at...and now its about to happen lmao this is too insane i cant believe it
湖人球迷们喊了一年的阵容，他们也被嘲笑了一年，而现在这真的就要成真了，这太疯狂了哈哈哈我简直不敢相信！
[–]RocketsLebron_Jameson 2643 points 16 hours ago
I made a joke like a month ago about the Lakers getting Kawhi PG13 and Lebron...
Not laughing anymore
我一个月之前开玩笑说湖人会得到卡哇伊加泡椒加老詹......
老子他娘的现在是笑不出来了......
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