【美帝键盘侠】小球员放箭射老詹 乔丹科比KD纷纷躺枪
2018-07-30 19:25:07 来源：CCTV5在线直播
詹姆斯今天又一次来到现场观看儿子布朗尼的比赛。布朗尼的一位对手投进了一个远距离三分球之后，朝着场边观众席上的詹姆斯做了一个射箭的动作。
这个动作引起了Reddit球迷们的热烈讨论，各种没品段子频出，把詹姆斯、乔丹、科比、库里、杜兰特等人调戏得是体无完肤，一起来看看他们是怎么说的！
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[–]iseent3 621 points 12 hours ago
The audacity of this lad
这个小伙子胆子不小啊
[–]Hail_The_Motherland 155 points 9 hours ago
Someone needs to remind the kid that over-confidence is a slow and insidious killer
该有人教教这个小伙子过度的自信是一种慢性毒药。
[–]throwaway-jumpshot 603 points 12 hours ago
It must be pretty hard to play basketball with huge balls.
这孩子带着这么大的蛋蛋打球肯定很难受吧
[–]Thundercaptainguinness 6743 points 12 hours ago
I wish I had 10% of this kids self confidence
我真希望我有他十分之一的自信
[–][BOS] Jaylen BrownWarlandoboom 2968 points 11 hours ago
His confidence is equal to approximately any drunk Boston fan whenever Lebron comes to town, lol.
他的自信和任何喝醉了酒之后见到老詹的我凯球迷差不多，哈哈哈
[–]Pistonswilli3blaz3 679 points 9 hours ago
So he’s Bill Simmons?
所以他是比尔-西蒙斯咯？
[–]CavaliersHK4sixteen 3392 points 11 hours ago
Lance Stephenson's son
这是芬森的儿子吧？
[–][DET] Richard Hamiltonyarrine11 1768 points 12 hours ago
LeBron about to call Nike and be like confiscate this tape immediately.
勒布朗要打电话给耐克让他们把这个录像没收了
[–]Inght 364 points 10 hours ago
"Delete this sht" - Nike
“你把你录像给我交咯。”——耐克。
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[–]Warriorsshnieder88 385 points 11 hours ago
That kid and bronny will battle in 2024 NBA finals. Lebron sr will be finals mvp.
这孩子和布朗尼会在2024年的NBA总决赛中对决，然后老詹获得FMVP。
[–]KnicksHokageEzio 242 points 11 hours ago
Amazing that Lebron will only be in his 7th prime by then.
太鹅妹子嘤了，那会是勒布朗的第七次巅峰。
[–]Xlow48 2278 points 12 hours ago
Looks like Bronny defended LeDad's honor and lit them up from deep for the W
看起来布朗尼最后维护了老爹的荣誉，从三分线外射下了胜利。
[–]Wizardsa_child_to_criticize 381 points 8 hours ago
Holy shit. Okay the kid is good. I’ve been watching the videos of their games on YouTube and haven’t understood the hype, but if he’s only 14 that’s amazing. He’s a very patient player at his age, and he sees the court well. I hope he keeps improving.
苍了天了，这孩子真不错。我一直在油管上看他们的视频，他才14岁，太鹅妹子硬了！在他的年纪他是个非常有耐心的球员，他很好地洞察着球场，希望他继续进步！
[–]Prox1m1ty 541 points 8 hours ago
“I hope he keeps improving” He will improve his dad is LeBron James
“希望他继续进步？”他会的，因为他爹是勒布朗-詹姆斯。
[–]BucksMarty_ShortForMartin 296 points 8 hours ago
Is that why Michael Jordan's kid is an elite player in the NBA?
所以这也是乔丹的儿子们是NBA精英球员的原因咯？
[–]Pistonsdrcash360-2ndaccount 487 points 7 hours ago
Jordans sons were 6'1 and 6'3, they only knew how to score, and couldn't do it at an some level at their size. Bronny is already an elite PG for his age and has a basketball genius at home to learn from, not a competitive maniac who told his sons they would never be greater than him
乔丹的儿子们只有6尺3和6尺1，他们只知道得分，在同水准的情况下，他们的身体条件就做不到了。
而布朗尼已经是一个精英级的控球后卫，并且他家里还有个篮球大师可以教导他，而不是一个MJ那样的偏执狂，整天喷他的儿子“你们永远无法超越老子。”
[–]LakersConflict_NZ 257 points 7 hours ago
It's probably a little different when your dad is encouraging you at your games and helping you to be better instead of blocking the shit out of your shots and calling you a midget.
你爹鼓励你、帮助你和你爹疯狂封盖你然后骂你矮子，还是有点区别的。
[–]tkizzz 457 points 7 hours ago
Meanwhile, Kobe is so competitive that he blocked his own son from ever existing
与此同时，一样偏执的老科甚至不允许他儿子的存在...
[–]Warriorsmanisier 21 points 6 hours ago
Curry and Bryant superteam in the 2034 WNBA
库里女儿们和科比女儿们可以在2034年组一个WNBA的超级球队。
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[–]BullsBlackMathNerd 102 points 10 hours ago
He pulling up from deep like Steph
他的急停三分好像库里啊！！
[–][PHI] Joel EmbiidRichHomie_Q 255 points 10 hours ago
we really gonna have a lebron with steph shooting in future?
我们真的要在将来拥有一个有着库里投篮的勒布朗？？？
[–][LAL] Kobe Bryantswordsx48 113 points 8 hours ago
holy shit, imagine.
日了狗了想想就恐怖
[–]HeatCanefan101 73 points 8 hours ago
That sounds fucking terrifying. I can’t wait
听起来太吉米巴特勒恐怖了吧！我等不及了！
[–]WarrenAlaCarte 309 points 10 hours ago
People don’t realize the impact and how revolutionary Steph is. For better or worse, in 10 years we will a whole generation of ballers firing off from deep with 20 seconds on the shot clock.
人们不明白库里的革命性和影响力。不管怎样，未来十年我们会有一代的球员们在进攻时间还有20秒的时候就拔起三分。
[–]Hail_The_Motherland 48 points 9 hours ago
It really is crazy. Kids these days are all trying to fire up 3s. I was at the gym the other day and the pick up games were basically 3 point contests lol. Guys were jacking up shots that would have had people cussing them out a few years ago, but now no one really bats an eye
真的很疯狂，现在的孩子们都疯狂地投三分。我前几天打了一场野球，那基本上就是三分大赛哈哈哈。要放在几年前，他们的投篮都会被喷到半死，而现在没人觉得有什么问题。
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[–][HOU] James Harden20MD20 1117 points 11 hours ago
lmao LeBron with his cylindrical belt back rest.
哈哈哈老詹屁股上的那个圆柱腰枕
[–]MemesAndNightmares 32 points 10 hours ago
I thought those were supposed to go on office chairs
我以为它们是长在椅子上的呀，怎么长在了老詹腰上。
[–]KnicksNidhogguryo 343 points 10 hours ago
Aye good posture is key my guy health is wealth.
好姿势很重要，健康就是财富。
[–]Thundernuhx 1447 points 12 hours ago
We need a Skip Bayless hot take for this ASAP.
我们需要Skip Bayless来大嘴一下，快快快！
[–][ORL] Aaron Gordonsupremehat13 2180 points 12 hours ago*
"Michael Jordan would've ran out onto the court and dunked on that kid. LeBron is soft"
“迈克尔-乔丹会亲自上场隔扣那小子！勒布朗太怂了！”
[–]LM-10 1050 points 11 hours ago*
If that were an arrow at KD, you know he'd be hoopin' right now and talking smack to that 14 year old
如果那箭是射向KD，你们懂的，KD现在就已经在场上和这个14岁小伙子对喷了。
[–]76erstimacles 222 points 11 hours ago
Dude that doesn't make him sensitive or nothing. Just cus hes an NBA player don't mean he always has to hold it in!
嘿！这并不代表KD是个敏感的人！他只是一个不喜欢藏着掖着的NBA球员好伐！！
[–]thumbsofkolo 279 points 10 hours ago
Shit kd you have reddit accounts too?!
苍了天了KD你在Reddit也有小号？？？！！！
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