【美帝键盘侠】KD有丶真实|这位网友在拍KD马屁？
2018-09-06 08:12:40 来源：CCTV5在线直播
KD actually responded to my question
杜兰特真的私信回复了我的问题！
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[–]eeeeeeethan 4140 指標 2 天前
Bill Simmons cries
比尔-西蒙斯哭晕在厕所。
[–]Trail BlazersMoDollazz 2196 指標 2 天前
I just did your fuckin podcast
开拓者球迷：我还刚刚做过关于你的播客呢！
注：此处梗来源于当时KD和麦科勒姆互怼，当时麦科勒姆议论杜兰特，杜兰特推特上回复道：“兄弟，我还上过你的播客呢。”从此这句话就成了一个梗。
[–]Eastgoldspikes470 317 指標 2 天前
i love this fucking meme lol
我特么太爱这个梗了哈哈哈哈。
[–]Lakersso-cal_kid 590 指標 2 天前
KD prob mad at Simmons that doing 8 of his podcasts didn't repair his reputation
湖人球迷：KD估计还在生西蒙斯的气，连上了八回播客……但是他的声誉却从未被挽回过。
[–][LAL] Lonzo BallOnlyMayhem 112 指標 2 天前
I saw Bill Simmons in LA with his son and he was snapchatting his son reviewing shoes or some shit in a mall
湖人球迷：我在洛杉矶见过比尔-西蒙斯和他的儿子，他在用Snapchatting发他的儿子给商场鞋子做视频的直播之类的东西。
[–]LakersSacre4HOF 304 指標 2 天前
Weird, I saw him driving around begging (thru texts) Durant’s family 4 address to KD’s home
湖人球迷：好奇怪啊，我见着他一直开着车在城里转悠，发短信给杜兰特的家人来得到杜兰特家的地址。
注：据传2015年小乔丹放独行侠鸽子的时候，独行侠老板库班开着车在休斯顿四处转悠，打电话给小乔丹的家人乞求小乔丹家的地址。
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[–][UTA] Carl KilpatrickInMyBrokenChair 1933 指標 2 天前
He's about to feel the wrath of Stephen A for this
爵士球迷：KD准备好迎接Stephen A的怒火吧！
[–][BKN] Vince Carterlemurjerky 1191 指標 2 天前
NOW YALL KNOW KD IS MY MAN! But brother... I KNOW PEOPLE WHO KNOW PEOPLE WITH SOURCES! THIS IS NOT THE BATTLE YOU WANT TO FIGHT MY MAN!
篮网球迷：现在你们知道嘛？KD是我的大兄弟！但是我的兄弟……我认识的人认识掌握内幕消息的大手子，你不会想与我展开一场战争的兄弟！
[–]Spursavi550m 342 指標 2 天前
You don't want to make an enemy out of me
马刺球迷：你不可能想与我为敌的！
[–]Lakershulksmash1234 477 指標 2 天前
I AM A BLACK MAN ON NATIONAL TELEVISION
湖人球迷：我是全国卫视里唯一的黑人！
注：以上三句都是Stephen A的经典语录。
[–][HOU] Aaron Brooksdr-wong 90 指標 2 天前
Wit a big mouth
火箭球迷：还有一张大嘴巴。
[–]Gr8cornholio852 140 指標 2 天前
He's about to not give a sh*t about what Stephen A thinks. Which is exactly how the rest of the world should treat the ESPN talking/ shouting heads.
实际上他说啥段杜兰特都不会理他的，我觉得大家对待ESPN的那群大嘴巴都应该这样。
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[–]NBAShockinglyEfficient 244 指標 2 天前
My favorite KD quote "I don't give a damn about no damn Drake night"
我最喜欢KD的一句话就是“去尼玛的Drake之夜。”
注：2016年11月17日，勇士客场战胜猛龙，说唱歌手Drake在猛龙主场举行“Drake之夜”的活动，杜兰特在接受采访时对这一活动表示不屑。
[–]Lakerstectonichk007852 1651 指標 2 天前
u have alot of things going on with ur phone
湖人球迷：嗨呀，大兄弟，你在你的手机上进行了一番疯狂操作啊。
[–]Sunsglockjs 481 指標 2 天前
Dude was at full charge 30 min ago
太阳球迷：估计30分钟前这老哥的手机还是满电。
[–][SAC] Rudy Gaymarleau_12 698 指標 2 天前
Never understood this shit in my life, especially from Android users. Even if I don't want to check a random snap from someone, I just swipe it away. What's the reason of having so much crap in the status bar?
国王球迷：实际上我永远理解不了这种功能，尤其是安卓用户，如果我不想查看某个人给我发的消息，我划掉不就好了，为啥要在状态栏里填这么多乱七八糟的垃圾东西？
[–][DET] Grant Hillaaden08 464 指標 2 天前
Yup, just looks like a computer an old person used and you see all kinds of toolbars in their browser lol.
活塞球迷：对的！就像老头子们用的电脑一样，你会看见他的浏览器里全是各种各样的工具栏。
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[–][ORL] Aaron Gordonseijeezy 1292 指標 2 天前
I would guess KD is getting like thousands of DMs a day. And he actually is out here responding to them. Wild
魔术球迷：我猜杜兰特估计每天都能收到成千上万条私信，他真的会回复他们，这简直不要太疯狂啊。
[–]JazzXsy 833 指標 2 天前
Wonder if it's just like, the thing he does while he poops, or something.
Idly scrolls through his DMs, responding to random ones here and there.
爵士球迷：我猜杜兰特是不是在拉屎或者干别的什么东西的时候回复这些消息。
就无所事事的时候，随机挑个几条出来回复。
[–]BucksIGoOnRedditAMA 305 指標 2 天前
Sounds kinda nice
雄鹿球迷：听起来还是不错的。
[–]ClippersI1TheInternet 165 指標 2 天前
I know, having DMs and whatnot
快船球迷：是啊，还有私信收，干嘛不回复？
[–]BullsOnceAteABurgerAMA 254 指標 2 天前
If I were an NBA player I would love to do that. I know it's a terrible PR move, but who wouldn't have a good time chirping with people when you're a top 3 NBA talent?
公牛球迷：如果我是NBA球员，我肯定会很喜欢做这些事情的，我知道这是一个很可怕的公关动作，但是如果你拥有NBA前三级别的天赋然后和人们疯狂打嘴炮，这种感觉岂不是很爽？
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[–]Timberwolvesfrozensalad 103 指標 2 天前*
I saw a meme where it was KDs myspace or something music. His bio was like "just making music if u a youngin like me tryna be friends and talk hit me up"
Dude wants to be friends and talk to everyone, he even asked questions and talked to people on the dubs sub
森林狼球迷：我见过一个很搞笑的表情包，就是杜兰特在自己的空间里弄了一些和音乐相关的东西，他的主题好像是“如果你和我一样喜欢音乐，那就来和我做朋友然后聊聊吧。”
这家伙真的很希望能和大家做朋友，而且和每一个人聊天，他甚至会在勇士的论坛里问问题以及和其他人讨论。
[–]RaptorsRookieAndTheVet 92 指標 2 天前
Never forget.
猛龙球迷：永远忘不了这一张图片。
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[–]Warriorsredditnathaniel 424 指標 2 天前
"Thanks for being a class act KD u a real one" -KD
KD: "hey thanks man"
勇士球迷：
“杜兰特，谢谢你，你真的是儒雅随和，而且很真实”——杜兰特的小号。
杜兰特：“好的谢谢你啦大兄弟。”
[–][SAC] De'Aaron FoxAntiClimacus25 1002 指標 2 天前
How can you hate this? Shit's hilarious
国王球迷：这样的杜兰特你忍心黑嘛？简直不要太搞笑。
[–]MavericksCyronix- 255 指標 2 天前
Its funny how this sub shits on the media constantly but if an athlete they hate does it than they do a 180:
独行侠球迷：有一点很搞笑，就是尽管咱们都喜欢黑媒体，但是如果有一个大家都喜欢黑的球员也开始喷媒体的话，大家的态度就会发生180度大转弯。
[–]Warriorsfitnesshalp45 85 指標 2 天前
More like if KD does it lol
勇士球迷：实际上更多时候只有KD哈哈哈。
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[–]BullsOnceAteABurgerAMA 354 指標 2 天前
Dead serious this is why I love KD
Get at me r/nba
公牛球迷：说实话，真实就是我爱杜兰特最重要的原因。
大家快来喷我吧哈哈哈哈。
[–]Timberwolvessayqueensbridge 214 指標 2 天前
If the circle jerk reverses on KD it’ll be one the biggest comebacks I’ve seen on this sub
森林狼球迷：如果哪一天杜兰特在帖子里的风评都能被扭转，那将是我见过本世纪最大的反转了。
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[–]LakersLeBronJamesFuckMe 431 指標 2 天前
Ok but why did you call him a class act.
湖人球迷：好吧，但是你为啥要告诉他他是一个儒雅随和的人？
[–][BOS] Wally SzczerbiakSatelliteDaddy 494 指標 2 天前
Real reason: because a superstar responded to him and he was awe struck.
What OP will claim: it was tongue in cheek/dry sarcasm/can claim he stuck it to KD by mockingly calling him a class act after responding to a random DM and saying he hates all media types
凯尔特人球迷：
真实原因：一名超级球星回复了他，这让他感到受宠若惊。
题主接下来会发表声明：实际上杜兰特随机回复我几条信息之后并告诉我他讨厌所有媒体人之后，我所谓的赞美他儒雅随和的话不过是刻意的挖苦罢了。
[–]Knicksurasha[S] 303 指標 2 天前
First one. I legit screamed that "MOTHER FUCKING KD REPLIED HOLY FUCK'
尼克斯球迷：感觉是第一条原因吧，看到题主的主贴都感觉有声音了“杜兰特竟然回复了我！”
[–]Raptorsanon_69_your_mom 30 指標 2 天前
The most likely reason: OP is KD
猛龙球迷：还有一个可能原因：题主就是杜兰特。
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[–]tsaulgudman 252 指標 2 天前
U a brown noser
题主可真是一个马屁精。
[–][CLE] LeBron JamesSomali_Kamikaze 147 指標 2 天前*
I'd be brown-nosing too if KD actually took the time to respond to me.
骑士球迷：如果KD肯花时间回复我的话，我也将成为一个马屁精。
[–]watermelon_soju 184 指標 2 天前
"Class act" LUL
“儒雅随和”哈哈哈哈哈。
[–]BullsLakerBull 187 指標 2 天前
Don't act like you won't say some corny lies to him if he responded to your random shitty question on twitter
公牛球迷：别搞得自己不会说一样，你敢保证杜兰特随机到你的信息然后回复的时候你不会来两句好听的谎言？
[–]NBAjdp123123123 63 指標 2 天前
No one really hates KD for being real. They hate him for what he chose to do, and now when he is being real it just reminds people that they dislike him. If he stayed in OKC and conducted himself in the same manner he'd have no problems.
实际上没人讨厌KD的真实，他们就是讨厌他的选择，现在他的真实只能让人们进一步想起自己为何讨厌他。如果他留在雷霆并且还做出这样的举动将会毫无问题。
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编译：万事胜意