【美帝键盘侠】球迷热议火箭海边合照：周琦去哪儿了？
2018-09-07 17:24:27 来源：CCTV5在线直播
讨论主题：火箭队员巴哈马海滩大合照！
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[–]WizardsVswerve27 3966 points 11 hours ago
Who wears a fucking hoodie at the beach lmao
谁会在海边穿一件连帽衫啊哈哈哈哈笑死我了
[–]MagicByrie_Swirving 2942 points 11 hours ago
Fat guys
胖子们会。
[–]klawhileonard 1735 points 10 hours ago
Ay CP they said I’m a fatass
“嘿炮，他们说我是死胖子。”
[–]CelticsC3PD2 41 points 7 hours ago
Not a single mention of the fact Melo is covered in tattoos. Ya'll clearly don't have any ink. Sun destroys tattoos.
没人说甜瓜是为了盖住纹身。你们P都不懂，阳光会毁掉纹身。
[–]CavaliersCrustyLoveSock 214 points 7 hours ago
That's an NBA team. He ain't the only with tats.
这是一支NBA球队，他不是唯一有纹身的人。
[–]mattn22 11 points 10 hours ago
Harden hangs out with the hottest dudes
哈登总是很最性感的人儿在一起。
[–]CelticsTroyAtWork 514 points 10 hours ago
James Harden is wearing socks... on the sand........
哈登在还穿着袜子...在沙滩上...
[–][LAL] Kobe Bryante-lustrado 336 points 10 hours ago
Gotta hide them troll feet
必须藏好他的卷曲的脚
[–]Rocketskoshyguy 92 points 8 hours ago
My dude, have you seen LeBron's?
老哥，你们看过勒布朗的脚吗？
[–]RaptorsAnalLaser 41 points 2 hours ago
It looks like he was born without toes and glued them on later
这看起来就好像他生下来的时候忘记长脚趾了，然后后天粘上去的一样。
[–]Pelicanswbro322 6 points 3 hours ago
it looks like his toes forgot to grow with his foot
这看起来就好像他的脚趾忘记了要长在脚上。
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[–]Pacerschief_sitass 1714 points 11 hours ago
Oh lord...Hoodie Melo
我的老天啊...连帽瓜
[–][HOU] James HardenDeerOnTheRocks 67 points 11 hours ago
The hottest dudes
最性感的人儿！
[–]Spursbosstwizz 314 points 10 hours ago
s7ay me7o
“留下吧甜瓜”
[–][BOS] Kevin Garnettaaelias_ 67 points 9 hours ago
7777 7777
[–][LAL] Brandon Ingramfriskydongo 798 points 11 hours ago
Too bad Nene kept his shirt on. Also Melo looks like he's posing for the picture on the back of his autobiography.
很遗憾内内没脱衣服，另外甜瓜的姿势就好像在为自己以后的自传摆拍一样。
[–]RaptorsKayakular 232 points 9 hours ago
Fuck Outta Here
By Carmelo Anthony
《滚出去——卡梅隆-安东尼自传》
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[–]Celticsfireice1221 93 points 11 hours ago
2019 WCF champs right there
凯尔特人球迷：这就是2019年的西部冠军了！
[–][HOU] Steve FrancisDust2chicken 61 points 11 hours ago
I like the way you think sir
火箭球迷：我喜欢你的说法，兄弟。
[–]RocketsMyOtherActGotBanned 55 points 9 hours ago
I don’t. He’s saying we lose to the Celtics in the finals.
火箭球迷：我觉得不行，他的意思是我们会在总决赛输给他们。
[–][GSW] Stephen CurryMakalockheart 4 points 9 hours ago
I prefer the picture of Harden and Steph at the beach
我更喜欢那张假哈登和假库里在海滩的合照。
[–]Lakersjasonblohothemonster 733 points 11 hours ago*
Bruno's arms are so long that his fingers are 2 inches away from being 2 inches away from his knees
卡波洛克的手距离距离他膝盖两英寸的地方只有两英寸！
[–]Knickspyrotech_support 401 points 11 hours ago
Look at Bruno’s arms. Looks like something from the Marvel cinematic universe.
他的手就好像漫威宇宙里的东西。
[–][HOU] Metta World PeaceAoE2manatarms 4 points 6 hours ago
Dude looks like fuckin Venom
这老哥长得像是毒液！！
[–]76ersPhiladelphiaFish 76 points 11 hours ago
I totally forgot MCW is on that team.
我都忘记了迈卡威还在这个球队
[–][MIA] Gary Paytonjc-f 33 points 7 hours ago
I remember MCW’s peak
(his debut game against us)
我还记得迈卡威的巅峰：就是他面对我们的生涯首战。
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[–]TimberwolvesLacerte88 249 points 11 hours ago
Where the fuck is Zhou Qi
周琦去TM哪了？
[–]Rocketsj3i 175 points 10 hours ago*
Probably still overseas... Asian Games ended just 5 days ago.
可能还在海外吧，亚运会五天前才刚刚结束
[–]TimberwolvesLacerte88 213 points 10 hours ago
Ok I’m just worried my man’s getting bullied you know
行吧，我还担心他是不是被队友欺负了。
[–]RocketsTheLonelyPillow 38 points 8 hours ago
Same here I always worry about him, but I think he's in good hands.
我也很关心他，但我觉得他应该是被照顾得很好。
[–]LakersOgenki1978 61 points 9 hours ago
You know how Melo is with Asians
你们知道甜瓜对亚洲人是什么样子的。
[–]NBArambo_ram 84 points 8 hours ago
Fill me in jeremy lin
林书豪有话说！
[–]Hornetssmitteh 4 points 5 hours ago
They must all be there to welcome him on shore
他们一定是特意去沙滩欢迎周琦的。
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