【美帝键盘侠】巴特勒想去热火|他想离大嫂更近一步？
2018-09-27 21:49:01 来源：CCTV5在线直播
[Stein] Jimmy Butler and his agent Bernie Lee have informed Wolves ownership that Miami is Butler's preferred trade destination, league sources say.
NBA名记Marc Stein报道：联盟消息人士透露，吉米-巴特勒和其经纪人伯尼-李已向森林狼老板表态称，迈阿密热火是他的交易首选目的地。
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[–]Knicks Joetheshow1 5155 points 22 hours ago
He just wants to be closer to Gabrielle union that's all
尼克斯球迷：他只是想和加布里埃尔-尤尼恩更近一点，就这么档子事。
[–][PHI] Dario Saric ripsamhinkie 1984 points 22 hours ago
WELL DAMN
达里奥-萨里奇球迷：我勒个去！
[–][CHI] Derrick Rose jeric13xd 816 points 23 hours ago
Watch Gab union closely, D-Wade! lol
罗斯球迷：韦德，你可要把尤尼恩看紧了！哈哈哈
[–][OKC] Russell Westbrook NobodyRules 33 points 22 hours ago
Wade is about to show who is the Good, the Bad and the Ugly.
威斯布鲁克球迷：韦德马上要告诉他什么是好、坏和丑了。
[–]EatBrickKid 151 points 22 hours ago
Someone show me the path to doing this.
麻烦来个兄弟告诉我怎么接近尤尼恩。
[–]Wizards kj78ou78o7 408 points 22 hours ago
6'4"+
World-class athlete
Multi-millionaire
Pretty easy stuff really, I don't know why you haven't already done it
奇才球迷：身高6尺4寸以上
世界级运动员
腰缠万贯
其实也是蛮容易的，实在搞不清楚你咋还没做到。
[–]Knicks emoti0n 438 points 22 hours ago
what if i am
6'0
part time student
full-time warehouse worker shit sucks btw
and imblack
尼克斯球迷：那如果我-——
身高6英尺
在职学生
主业是仓库小工又苦得一批
而且我还是个黑人呢？
[–]Celtics ward0630 97 points 22 hours ago
imblack
Congrats, you're already a little bit like Jimmy Butler! Go to a hairdresser and get on the 'gram and you'll be all set!
凯尔特人球迷：恭喜你，既然你是黑人，那你已经和吉米-巴特勒有点像了！赶紧去搞个发型，然后登上INS，那你就万事俱备了！
[–]Wizards kj78ou78o7 410 points 22 hours ago
Depends, were you a top 5 warehouse worker in the world at any point in your career?
Gabby union don't play no chumps
奇才球迷：看情况吧，你在世界仓库小工的排名里是否进入过前五呢？
尤尼恩可没空搭理二货。
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[–]Raptors VinceJumpmanCarter 2088 points 22 hours ago
He wants to be reunited with D-Wade so they can take on the young guys together. This time there's no Rondo to oppose them.
猛龙球迷：他想和韦德重聚首，这样他们才能带那帮小弟起飞。这一次没有隆多来唱反调了。
[–]Celtics sahsan10 712 points 22 hours ago
But they have BIG DICK OLYNYK.
凯尔特人球迷：但是他们还有大屌奥利尼克啊。
[–]Celtics Bricknody 306 points 22 hours ago
Nah it's Smelly Kelly
不，应该是脏货凯利。
[–]Heat xanborghini 215 points 22 hours ago
ITS GIANT MAPLE DICK, GET IT RIGHT
热火球迷：是枫叶国巨屌才对。
[–]Celtics Redshark 96 points 22 hours ago
Sounds like you guys have fully embraced him. Lol
凯尔特人球迷：貌似你们已经完全接纳他了啊，哈哈哈
[–]Heat RogRoz 142 points 22 hours ago
I do genuinely agree that he wants to be around D. Wade again and has heard through Wade that the type of culture Butler likes is what exists at Miami.
热火球迷：我完全认同巴特勒与韦德再聚首的想法。韦德也曾表示过，巴特勒所喜欢的球队文化正是热火所拥有的。
[–]ImanShumpertplus 36 points 20 hours ago
The Heat way is perfect for Jimmy Butler. Bill Foran is the best strength and conditioning coach in the league imo, and he makes you work your ass off.
Jimmy also has the personality that Miami loves, because he doesn’t really give a fuck. I hope they can hold onto Bam and Richardson if this trade goes through
热火就是吉米-巴特勒的完美去处。在我看来，比尔-弗兰就是联盟里最好的力量和体能教练，他会让球员们死命练起来的。
而且巴特勒的个性也是迈阿密喜欢的，因为他很随性。如果这笔交易达成，我希望热火能留住阿德巴约和里查德森。
[–][ORL] Evan Fournier andrew2018022 526 points 23 hours ago*
Jimmy wants to be in Miami! There is no criiiiiimmme in wanting to be in Miami. The Mall of America isn’t good enough for him! Miami. SOUTH BEACH. LITTLE HAVANA. BEAUTIFUL WOMEN. THE MALL OF AMERICAS. Don’t get me wrong, the MoA is very nice. I don’t mind visiting Minneapolis. But DAMMIT it ain’t Miami. MIAMI. THE MAGIC CITY. ITS SPECIAL. JIMMY, YOU WANT TO BE IN MIAMI? GO TO MIAMI.
富尼耶球迷：巴特勒想来迈阿密！这何罪之有呢！美国购物中心对他来说还不够好！而迈阿密呢！有南海岸！有小哈瓦那！有美女！还有美洲购物中心！别曲解我，美国购物中心还是很不错的，我也不排斥去明尼阿波利斯逛逛。但是它毕竟不是迈阿密啊！迈阿密！魔力之城！这里是特别的。吉米，你想去迈阿密吗？那就去吧！
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[–]Rockets dafdiego777 784 points 23 hours ago
I told my boss I'd like to work out of the Miami office in the winter instead of Boston. He said he'd take it into consideration too. I think our chances are about the same.
火箭球迷：我跟我老板说了，冬天的时候，我想在迈阿密办公室的外边办公，而不是在波士顿。他也说他会考虑的。我觉得我这事儿可行的几率和巴特勒去热火一样。
[–]Rockets yoyoyodawg3 327 points 23 hours ago
Congratulations on moving to Miami
火箭球迷：那就欢迎你搬到迈阿密。
[–][WAS] Moses Malone burnerfret 121 points 22 hours ago
Are you one of the best 10 people in the world at your job, is your contract up in a year, and did you tell your boss you're definitely leaving so he should get something for you while he can?
摩西-马龙球迷：你在你的岗位上是世界前十之列吗？你的合同还有一年就到期了吗？你跟老板说过你一定会离开吗？这样他才能给你点甜头。
[–]RajonRondoIsTurtle 202 points 22 hours ago
Jimmy ain’t top ten
巴特勒又不是前十球员
[–]Thunder Wes___Mantooth 180 points 21 hours ago
Well he is a top ten shooting guard, so he is top ten in the world at his job.
雷霆球迷:好吧,他可是前十的得分后卫,所以他在本职工作上的能力是世界前十的。
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[–]neobowman 1281 points 23 hours ago
What's one thing you would never wear? "A Miami Heat jersey" - Jimmy Butler
挖坟：有记者曾在2013年问巴特勒：“你永远不会穿的一件衣服是什么？”巴特勒回答：“迈阿密热火的球衣。”
[–]Rockets strippersinspace 6 points 21 hours ago
Oh how the turntables
火箭球迷：噢，真的是世事无常啊
[–]Pelicans ChrisTheMiss 669 points 23 hours ago
they’re not actually gonna trade him to the heat, they’re gonna trade him to the dolphins
鹈鹕球迷：森林狼实际上不会把他交易到热火，而是要把他交易到迈阿密海豚队。
[–]Timberwolves cryyogenic 22 points 22 hours ago
As a Wolves AND Dolphins fan, I am very conflicted about this.
森林狼球迷：作为一个森林狼和海豚球迷，我的内心对此非常挣扎。
[–]Jazz notdoctorjerome 39 points 23 hours ago
Or if they really want to insult him...The Marlins.
或者说他们想羞辱巴特勒的话，那就送到迈阿密马林鱼队。
[–]Heat well_bang_okay 44 points 22 hours ago
60 wins a season is more than Butler usually gets
热火球迷：马林鱼队的赛季60胜可是巴特勒没达到过的成就。
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[–]Wizards bobbyg_ 118 points 23 hours ago*
As if Minnesota gives a fuck
奇才球迷：巴特勒想去哪关森林狼毛事。
[–]Raptors DobeTT 185 points 23 hours ago
Doesn't this just give the heat less leverage since he's telling Minnesota he's going to re-sign in Miami. The Heat can't take the route of "we don't know if Jimmy will sign here, so we're not willing to send you as much"
猛龙球迷：巴特勒这么说岂不是让热火处于被动吗？因为他在告诉明尼苏达他想签约迈阿密。热火就不能采取“我们不知道巴特勒是不是想加盟我们，所以我们不会给你那么多”的操作了。
[–]Celtics ward0630 151 points 23 hours ago
Potentially, but the flip side is that it might discourage other teams from offering more if they know that Jimmy wants to go to Miami.
凯尔特人球迷：有这个可能性，不过也有可能会让其他本打算提供更高报价的球队却步，毕竟他们知道巴特勒想去迈阿密了。
[–][MIN] Tyus Jones Bentumbo 1725 points 23 hours ago
we dont give a fuck about your preferred destination, we're sending you off to whichever team gives us the most
森林狼球迷：我们特么不在乎你想去哪儿，我们只会把你送到那支出价最高的球队。
[–]HinkieDied4OurSins 28 points 20 hours ago
Jimmy: “I'd like to play for Miami”
Wolves: “Well, hey, you're screwing up our entire franchise, the least we can do is trade you exactly where you want to go!”
巴特勒：“我想为迈阿密效力。”
森林狼：“这个嘛，你把我们整个球队都搞得鸡飞狗跳，还指望着我们把你送到你想去的地方？！”
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编译：云长刮个痧