【键盘侠】独行侠用德克剪影做LOGO|金鸡独立永不消逝！
2019-09-07 18:00:43 来源：CCTV5在线直播
[Skyler in Dallas] The Dallas Mavericks are adding silhouettes of Dirk Nowitzki to their 2019/20 home court design.
据达拉斯独行侠队内的工作人员透露，球队将以诺维茨基的后仰动作替代新赛季主场地板上的第二logo。
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[–][TOR] Tracy McGrady awwwyeahaquaman 3769 指標 1 天前
I love how much the Mavs love Dirk
猛龙球迷：我很喜欢独行侠对诺维茨基的这份厚爱。
[–]Rockets SamejNardeh 19 指標 21小時前
I mean, it's completely deserved. He gave them everything after all.
火箭球迷：我觉得这是完全担得起的，毕竟他为独行侠付出了一切。
[–]Mavericks Erbs4daze20 12 指標 18小時前
As someone from Dallas I can attest to the amount of love we have for that tall German man. He gave me the best summer of my life!
独行侠球迷：作为达拉斯人，我能证实我们对这个德国高个的爱。他当初让我度过了这辈子最快乐的夏天！
[–]Slobbin 1417 指標 1 天前
Find someone who loves you like the Mavericks organization loves Dirk
找个像独行侠爱德克那样爱你的人吧！
[–]SupaFly2136 8 指標 19小時前
Like the Spurs with Duncan?
就像马刺之于邓肯？
[–]Raptors TheOnlyOneWhoKnows 6 指標 1 天前
Impossible
猛龙球迷：那是不可能找到的！
[–][HOU] John Lucas III DrSmotPoker 523 指標 23 小時前
Find someone who makes you as much money as Dirk did the Mavs.
火箭球迷：找个像德克帮独行侠赚钱那样能为你赚钱的人吧！
[–][UTA] John Stockton Thehealeroftri 150 指標 23小時前
I need my children to be very athletically gifted but based on me they will not be :/
爵士球迷：那我得需要我的孩子们有很强的运动天赋，可是基于我的基因，这事儿不现实……
[–][LAL] Elden Campbell billybobjimmyjoe 17 指標 22小時前
How do I turn my kid into a 7' tall German?
湖人球迷：我怎么才能把我孩子变成一个7尺高的德国人？
[–]Hornets argonautleader 7 指標 17小時前
Let them grow naturally, then leg extension surgeries to get final desired height, and during all that, move them to Germany and work through the citizenship process. Simple, really.
黄蜂球迷：让他们自然成长，身高不够数的话，再做腿部拉伸手术，在此期间把他们搬到德国去，在那边工作直到取得德国公民身份。很简单，真的。
[–]Lakers russketeer34 415 指標 23小時前
The Mavs love Dirk more than Kanye loves Kanye
湖人球迷：独行侠对德克的爱比Kanye West对自己的爱还深。
[–][DAL] Dirk Nowitzki Kruize36 193 指標 23小時前
Is this even possible?
独行侠球迷：真有这个可能？
[–][CHI] Kyle Korver idontknow_whatever 114 指標 23小時前
Its beyond science
公牛球迷：这事儿超出了科学解释范畴。
[–][MIA] Dwyane Wade davidbd7 54 指標 22小時前
Don’t find someone who hates you as much as mavs fans hate dwyane wade
热火球迷：可别找个像独行侠球迷讨厌韦德那样讨厌你的人哦。
[–][DAL] Dirk Nowitzki Mysteriagant 28 指標 20小時前
Or Rondo
独行侠球迷：或者是讨厌隆多那样。
[–][DAL] Peja Stojakovic JesyouJesmeJesus 40 指標 17小時前
Fuck Rondo
独行侠球迷：傻X隆多。
[–]Nets TheRealSlimReaper35 171 指標 1 天前
They really should just rename the team to the Dallas Dirks
篮网球迷：独行侠干脆把球队名字改成达拉斯德克算了。
[–]Mavericks TheCocksmith 51 指標 22小時前
It even sounds better.
独行侠球迷：听着还更好听哦。
[–]Lakers disterb 17 指標 22小時前
dirklas mavericks
湖人球迷：德克拉斯独行侠。
[–]ilovecashews 7 指標 19小時前
They’ve petitioned the city to change the name in front of the arena to Nowitski Way. No joke.
独行侠已经向市政府提出申请以诺维茨基的方式改变球馆的名字了。没开玩笑。
[–]maverick historian 52 指標 21小時前
cuban said hes making the worlds largest statue of dirk in front of the arena
独行侠球迷：库班说过，他正在球馆前打造世界最大的德克雕像。
[–]Raptors rsrsrsrs 22 指標 17小時前
How many existing statues of Dirk are there?
猛龙球迷：独行侠主场到底有多少座诺维茨基的雕像了？
[–]Heat reachcloud9 14 指標 17小時前
They should, and he deserves it honestly.
热火球迷：他们应该的，而且德克也配得上这份荣耀。
[–]Supersonics UNMANAGEABLE 11 指標 16小時前
The average length of marriage in the US is 7 years. Dirk was with Dallas through 3 full average American marriages. He’s basically family now.
超音速球迷：美国人的平均婚姻寿命是7年，德克在达拉斯的时间已经顶的上三段美国婚姻了。他现在基本就是个家人。
[–]Raptors WingerSupreme 17 指標 17小時前
It's 90% Mark Cuban. Is there a closer owner/player friendship in sports?
猛龙球迷：这有90%是库班的功劳。体育界还有比库班和诺维茨基更为亲密的雇主和球员关系吗？
[–]Magic AnySolutions 26 指標 16小時前
Tom Brady and Robert Kraft kissed after the super bowl
魔术球迷：汤姆-布雷迪在超级碗之后还亲过罗伯特-克拉夫特呢
[–]Celtics iiTryhard 10 指標 15小時前
Kraft considers Brady a son
凯尔特人球迷：克拉夫特把布雷迪当儿子看的。
[–]Mavericks LukaDonwitzki 13 指標 14小時前
There's the difference. All of Dallas, Cuban included, considers Dirk as daddy
独行侠球迷：那还是有区别的。整个达拉斯，包括库班在内，都把德克当爸爸看的。
[–]Mavericks coltonmusic15 16 指標 23小時前
Dirk and Mavs and Mavs and Dirk. Dude was the best on our court and he will always be my hero. Miss ya Dirk hope Cuban gives you plenty of cushy jobs for years to come.
独行侠球迷：德克之于独行侠和独行侠之于德克都一样。那老哥就是场上的最佳，他一直都会是我的英雄。想你啊，德克，希望今后很多年库班能给你安排很多轻松闲散的工作。
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[–]West doncicismydaddy 1334 指標 22小時前
This is the first design choice the Mavs have made in a LONG while that I’ve agreed with. It’s Perfect.
这是很长时间以来，我首次认可独行侠的设计选择。完美！
[–]Mavericks Alpha-twinkie 535 指標 23小時前
I don't know what you're talking about, the garbage bag jerseys where the pinnacle of NBA jersey design
独行侠球迷：你说啥呢，我们当年的垃圾袋球衣可是NBA球衣设计的巅峰之作。
[–][CHI] Kyle Korver idontknow_whatever 290 指標 22小時前
I can't believe y'all made Dirk play in a glittery garbage bag jersey
公牛球迷：你们当初居然让德克穿着那件闪闪发亮的垃圾袋球衣，真是不敢信啊。
[–]Suns tallman77 151 指標 22小時前
And Nash too... the nerve
太阳球迷：还有纳什呢……
[–][CHI] Kyle Korver idontknow_whatever 102 指標 22小時前
And Cuban refused to pay Nash after making him play a glittery trash bag. Though he has since admitted that was a huge fuck-up on his part
The paying part, not the trash bag jerseys
公牛球迷：让纳什穿了那件闪闪发光的垃圾袋之后，库班还不愿花钱留纳什呢。不过他后来还是承认了自己这是笔极度犯浑的操作。
不过他说的是不愿给钱的操作，不是穿垃圾袋的操作。
[–][GSW] Marreese Speights JYPark_14 10 指標 21小時前
Need to see these
勇士球迷：那还真得看看是啥球衣。
[–][CHI] Kyle Korver idontknow_whatever 53 指標 21小時前
[–]Warriors 0hootsson 42 指標 20小時前
Don’t hate em tbh
勇士球迷：说实话，看着不反感啊。
[–]NBA adamthinks 23 指標 19小時前
That's not that bad. I was prepared for something truly awful, but those are decent.
还可以嘛。我还以为有多丑呢，不过这身还凑合啊。
[–]Mavericks thebscaller 28 指標 22小時前
I was like 14 and thought they were cool
独行侠球迷：我那会儿大概14岁，当时还觉得我们这球衣很酷呢
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[–]Raptors Arthurs_Boi 1363 指標 1 天前
Holy shit, that's actually sick.
猛龙球迷：我勒个擦，独行侠这操作真的厉害。
[–]Kings rattlemebones 63 指標 1 天前
That's fucking awesome! Teams are like, thank God he's retired only to look down and be haunted by the ghost of the unguardable fadeaway
国王球迷：这真特么带劲儿！其他球队心想，谢天谢地，他终于退役了，只有看着地下才能想起被他那无解的后仰支配的恐惧。
[–][DAL] Dirk Nowitzki CheetahSperm18 62 指標 23 小時前
Dirk is the Mavs. Only makes sense that he's on the court in some way forever
独行侠球迷：德克就是独行侠球迷。只有让他以某种方式永远的留在场上才有意义。
[–]Mavericks Dream_Easy 16 指標 23小時前
I don't think any player has carried a franchise like Dirk has. To think of what they were before he came is an absolute joke as to what they are now. Cuban is also responsible. I remember reading in Dirk's first years with Nash they had to go out to eat after games because the team didn't feed them. Hence the great drunk Dirk/Nash pics.
独行侠球迷：我觉得没有球员能像诺维茨基一样凯瑞一支球队。想想诺维茨基来之前的独行侠，再看看他们现在的样子，那会儿绝对以为是个笑话。库班也有功劳。我记得看到德克刚开始和纳什合作那几年的报道说，他俩赛后必须出去吃饭，因为球队不给吃的。这才有了德克和纳什那些经典的醉酒照。
[–]Mavericks RoughlyTreeFiddy 403 指標 1 天前
Super cool idea. Has any franchise incorporated their legends into the court design before?
独行侠球迷：球队这个点子超棒。以前有其他队把自家名宿融入到球场设计里过吗？
[–][BOS] Shaquille O'Neal KingLycan 98 指標 1 天前
Not a player but the Celtics have Red Auerbach’s signature on their court
凯尔特人球迷：不是球员，不过凯尔特人已经把红衣主教奥尔巴赫的签名放到了球场里。
[–][CHI] Kyle Korver idontknow_whatever 29 指標 22小時前
9 rings as a coach and 7 more as an executive.
If he had 4 more he would legit need all his fingers and toes just to wear his rings.
公牛球迷：老爷子当教练拿了9个戒指，当总裁又拿了7个。
要是他再多拿4个戒指，那怕是要用所有的手指和脚趾来戴戒指。
[–][TOR] Kyle Lowry SamiMadeMeDoIt 1525 指標 1 天前
Lakers put Jerry West everywhere
Everywhere except their FO
猛龙球迷：湖人的杰里-韦斯特元素无处不在，就是不在管理层。
[–]Suns zarvinny 152 指標 1 天前
Oof. But I thought he already spent some time in their FO?
太阳球迷：扎心啊。不过我记得他以前在湖人管理层待过一段时间吧？
[–]Supersonics fantacito 204 指標 1 天前
ever heard of the kobe shaq tandem?
超音速球迷：没听过OK组合吗？
[–]Lakers red1dragon588 13 指標 15小時前
Jerry became our GM in 1982 so he had a large hand in the Showtime Lakers too
湖人球迷：韦斯特老爷子在82年成了我们的总经理，然后又在Showtime时期有很大的影响力。
[–][LAL] LeBron James kushalKD 10 指標 22小時前
That's crazy. I wonder who brought Kobe over from Charlotte and signed Shaq lmao
湖人球迷：这真太了不起了。是说谁把科比从夏洛特搞过来，然后又签了奥尼尔呢，哈哈哈哈。
[–]Lakers Hia7us 88 指標 23小時前
Why let him continue to lead us to greatness when you can let him give everyone else a turn...?
I'm not crying, you're crying.
湖人球迷：既然可以让老爷子去给其他球队一个崛起的机会，为啥还要留着他继续带领我们走向伟大呢……？
我才没哭呢，是你哭了。
[–][CHI] Kyle Korver idontknow_whatever 111 指標 23小時前
I can't believe Jerry West offered to come back and your idiot ownership decided to turn him away
What the fuck, West was responsible for not 1 but 2 fucking dynasties for the Lakers (Showtime & Shaq-Kobe). I'm terrified of what that man is going to accomplish on the Clippers, who are also backed by an owner that doesn't give a shit about money
公牛球迷：韦斯特之前提出回湖人，你们脑残的老板居然拒之门外，真是不可思议啊。
我勒个擦，韦斯特不是只为湖人打造了一段王朝时期，而是特么两段啊。我很害怕他将要在快船取得的成就，何况他后面还有一个肯花钱的老板撑腰。
[–][BOS] Jaylen Brown Ye_Biz 136 指標 1 天前
Perfect way to immortalize his greatness on that franchise, Warriors should do the same kinda thing when Curry retires
凯尔特人球迷：以这样一种方式让德克的神迹在独行侠长存，这是很完美的。库里退役后，勇士应该也这么做。
[–]Knicks HokageEzio 159 指標 1 天前
So just a single silhouette pulling up from center court?
尼克斯球迷：所以就弄个库里从中线甩三分的剪影？
[–]Magic tryingforjennifer 9 指標 16小時前
I wish the Magic would honor longtime SG, Nick Anderson, with a silhouette of him missing 4 straight free throws in the final seconds of the NBA Finals.
魔术球迷：我希望魔术能让曾长期在队里效力的分卫尼克-安德森也享受这种荣耀，弄个他在总决赛最后时刻连丢四个罚球的剪影。
[–][CLE] Cedi Osman phillipgeb 522 指標 1 天前
If we don’t have Bron’s silhouette tomahawk dunking it once he retires I’m becoming a Dallas fan
骑士球迷：等老詹退役后，要是我们不搞个老詹战斧式暴扣的剪影，那我就转粉达拉斯。
[–][PHI] Allen Iverson ConfusedAlgernon 53 指標 23小時前
Wasn't Cavs rooting for Mavs a thing in 2011?
76人球迷：骑士在2011年不是支持独行侠的吗？
[–][GSW] Stephen Curry mcpartlycloudy 110 指標 23小時前
it was more like an everyone rooting for Mavs thing in 2011
勇士球迷：2011年那会儿人人都支持独行侠。
[–]76ers TomeryKY 756 指標 1 天前
Really that should be put on the Raptors court too.
76人球迷：要放老詹的剪影的话，其实应该也该在猛龙主场放一个。
[–]Heat JackGravity 94 指標 23 小時前
gotem
热火球迷：安排上了！
[–]Jazz Jenaxu 144 指標 23小時前
Father's day special
爵士球迷：父亲节特别呈现！
[–]Slobbin 14 指標 23小時前
It should be a silhouette of LBJ holding a baby raptors
应该是老詹抱着一只龙宝宝的剪影。
[–]Raptors nightwing0243 46 指標 21小時前
....... Thought I could browse Reddit safely today. How dare yo u, sir.
猛龙球迷：……还以为今天可以高高兴兴刷帖子呢。你们好大的胆子啊！
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[–]Lakers HenryGrosmont 18 指標 23小時前
Cuban sure loves Dirk... but then again, who doesn't.
湖人球迷：库班肯定是爱德克的……不过话说回来了，谁不爱德克呢。
[–]Solomonster16 344 指標 1 天前
As I player, I would love to play for Mark Cuban
如果我是球员，我会很想在库班手下打球的。
[–][DAL] Dirk Nowitzki Mysteriagant 235 指標 1 天前
He loves overpaying guys so same
独行侠球迷：他喜欢多付工资，所以我也一样。
[–]Mavericks Alpha-twinkie 116 指標 23小時前
Lmao it's the only way to get players not named Dirk to play here
独行侠球迷：哈哈哈哈，只有多给钱，那些不叫德克的球员才愿意来达拉斯打球啊。
[–]Hornets corruk 38 指標 22小時前
A lot of franchises not in LA or NY have that problem
黄蜂球迷：很多不在洛杉矶或者是纽约的球队都有这个问题。
[–]Mavericks justthebuffalotoday 7 指標 14小時前
Which I personally think is a flaw with the league, but it's not something that can be fixed. Some cities are just more fun than others. But I think what we have learned over the past 20 years is that incompetent FO management will cancel out any advantages your city gives you; and competent FO management can still get the job done no matter what city you are in.
独行侠球迷：我个人觉得这是联盟的一个弊端，不过这问题是没法解决的。有些城市就是比其他城市更有吸引力。不过我认为呢，从过往20年的经验来看，如果你球队的管理层混日子的话，你所在的城市再怎么具备优势也是白瞎。不管你的主队在哪，只要管理层有水平，一样能办成事儿。
[–]Trail Blazers D3ADRA_UDD3R5 31 指標 21小時前
Yup, that's why Portland feels lucky to have our own Dirk in Damian Lillard
开拓者球迷：没错，所以我们觉得很幸运，因为我们有自己的德克——利拉德。
[–]Hornets corruk 63 指標 21小時前
I mean Dame's a nice player but I wouldn't really put him on the same level as Dirk. Dirk is all-time great, Dame is sort of the next level down.
黄蜂球迷：我觉得利拉德是很厉害，可我真不能把他和德克放在一个级别。德克是历史顶级的，利拉德还要低一个档次。
[–]East dboti 28 指標 15小時前
I took it as meaning a star player who loves where he is.
人家说的是一个球星热爱他所效力的球队。
[–][LAL] Elgin Baylor WordsAreSomething 120 指標 1 天前
I'm clearly in the minority here but these are going to look super weird on the court.
湖人球迷：看来我是少数人之一了，不过独行侠这种主场设计会看着很奇怪的。
[–][BOS] Tom Heinsohn bucketscometh 10 指標 23小時前
You'll be in the majority by the midpoint of the season.
凯尔特人球迷：到了赛季中期你就会成为多数人的一员了。
[–]Celtics Brad-Stevens 29 指標 1 天前
can't tell if thats gonna look awesome or trash on the TV
凯尔特人球迷：现在也不好说这种设计从电视上看到底是酷炫还是垃圾。
[–][SAS] Manu Ginobili ClutchCobra 12 指標 21小時前
I mean it probably is much more significant if you’re a mavs fan, I’m sure the majority of them will really like the design
马刺球迷：如果你是独行侠球迷，或许就重要的多了。我相信大部分独行侠球迷很喜欢这种设计。
[–][DAL] Peja Stojakovic JesyouJesmeJesus 20 指標 18小時前
Yep. It’s beautiful, and I’ll accept no commentary to the contrary.
独行侠球迷：是的，很漂亮，任何反面的批评我都不接受。
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编译：云长刮个痧