【隔墙有耳】C罗他妈的当然做到了！
2018-06-16 09:40:11 来源：CCTV5在线直播
大家好，第42期、也是世界杯期间的第一期《隔墙有耳》他leile。
不知有没有看完乌拉圭、伊朗，撑不住睡着的球迷？没看西葡对决你亏大了！
C罗完美演绎帽子戏法，真“1打11”力挽狂澜。不仅如此，西班牙的进攻、进球也是非常精彩。这样的比赛不知道多少年出一次咯。
话不多说，一起看看reddit上国外网友的怪力吐槽吧。
23'科斯塔乱舞扳平
[–]阿根廷saywhatagain_ 2131 points 5 hours ago
what a fucking goal by the forty year old
四十岁大叔的疯狂进球
[–]T热刺 HotspurJackalope117 526 points 5 hours ago*
Shite defending but what a goal from costa. Didn't expect that dribbling showcase from him
屎一样的防守，不过从没想到科斯塔也能奉献这样的盘带
[–]英格兰PoliceAlarm 290 points 5 hours ago
5 on 1. How do you even let that through?!
5打1诶！你们是怎么让他进的！？
[–]阿森纳Thesecondorigin 105 points 4 hours ago
First you take a forearm to the face
第一步，把上臂放对方脸上
“科”巨人
[–]oceans47 236 points 5 hours ago
Can't believe he's still playing at 57.
真不敢相信都57岁了还在踢球
[–]Cruz Azulcortez0498 130 points 5 hours ago
He often carried Chelsea in his last season playing for them by bullying and dribbling through the defence all by himself.
上赛季在切尔西，科斯塔经常就这样凭一己之力扛着后卫盘带进球
[–]切尔西Sw3atyGoalz 16 points 5 hours ago
He has his moments sometimes. Weirdly good at dribbling considering his size and style of play.
科斯塔能奉献这样的表演，考虑到他的身材和风格，如此擅长盘带真是另类
44'德赫亚失误，C罗梅开二度
[–]DenzelWashingtonDC 1503 points 5 hours ago
Lose the fax machine Madrid
马德里警告，传真机坏了
译注1：2015年夏，由于转会文件递交超时，德赫亚加盟皇马失败。
[–]考文垂0100001101110111 13 points 5 hours ago
Ed Woodward currently at the bernabeu hand delivering 10 new fax machines.
伍德沃德正在马德里，亲自送来十台传真机
[–]皇马Number333 690 points 5 hours ago
I imagine United fans are thrilled
曼联粉丝正瑟瑟发抖吧
[–]M曼联deservedlyundeserved 519 points 5 hours ago
We are.
是的，没错
小德、小纳都很到位，总裁很满意
[–]曼联epileptic_disco 224 points 5 hours ago
It’s very strange. De Gea is the only reason I was supporting Spain in this but his mistake here has made me very happy.
德赫亚是我支持西班牙的唯一原因啊，但是看到荷鸭失误我反倒蛮开心，挺奇怪的
[–]Polandartie_fresh 171 points 5 hours ago
Luckily for you he never does that wearing your kit
你们挺走运的，德赫亚在曼联从不犯这些失误
[–]英格兰Faryz 133 points 5 hours ago*
They should get him to wear a United kit underneath his Spain kit
也许德赫亚该在西班牙球衣下面套一件曼联的
[–]葡萄牙Glorx 80 points 5 hours ago
Champions league anthem for CR7 and a MU shirt for DDG
给C罗来首欧冠主题曲vs给德赫亚来件曼联球衣
译注2：意指C罗一到欧冠发挥就尤其出色。
你是谁？？
[–]曼联barbarix96 97 points 5 hours ago*
See Florentino? De Gea is trash, move on please.
弗洛伦蒂诺看到没？德赫亚就是一坨屎，赶紧去找别的目标啊
[–]Rooonaldooo99 6740 points 5 hours ago
Someone check De Gea for a concussion
来个人检查下啊，德赫亚是不是脑震荡了
[–]ChileJavonetor 246 points 5 hours ago
Ramos hitting his own teammates
拉莫斯袭击本方队友
[–]B多特Anionan 771 points 5 hours ago
He's wearing the Karius manbun after all
德赫亚也留了个“卡里乌斯发型”
86'C罗戴帽，终场前扳平
[–]英格兰BroOfDumbo 2645 points 3 hours ago
Of fucking course he does it.
C罗他妈的当然做到了！
[–]DreadWolf3 366 points an hour ago
Dude doesnt score from free kicks for what feels like a decade and then just throws a screamer when it is important. I guess that is what all time greats do
就好比十年不进任意球，然后在关键时刻一剑封喉！这是所有伟大球员都会做的事吧
[–]瑞典DaJoW 86 points an hour ago
BBC commentators said it's his first goal from a freekick in a major tournament. 45 freekicks taken.
BBC解说说这是C罗在大赛的第一个任意球进球，他的第45个任意球
[–]sharkaim4 891 points 3 hours ago
Ramos be like " that's how it feels when this guy is against us "
拉莫斯懂了，这就是C罗在你对面的感觉
[–]Jackdfcd18 3980 points 3 hours ago
Game of the fucking tournament already
世界杯开赛以来的最佳比赛
[–]葡萄牙lfcerial 757 points 3 hours ago
this might as well have been the god damn final
一场小组赛踢得像世界杯决赛
[–]阿森纳Xaynr 1949 points 3 hours ago
And just when you thought his free kicks were washed up. The man pulled off a miracle for Portugal tonight.
你都以为任意球要踢飞了，C罗为葡萄牙上演了一出奇迹
[–]Hajduk Split50lipa 902 points 2 hours ago
The commentary was amazing as well: ''We all know what is going to happen, he will take 3 steps back, 1 step to the left, 2 deep breaths and equalize this game.''
评论也牛逼啊，“我们知道这一切会发生的，C罗会原地倒退三步，往左迈一步，两下深呼吸，然后扳平比分！”
嗜血眼神
[–]阿根廷codespyder 981 points 2 hours ago*
Me to wife: "Ronaldo used to be good at free-kicks, but it's one of his few skills that's declined over time"
goaaaaaaaaalllllll
Wife to me: "... do you know anything about soccer?"
我跟我老婆讲：“以前C罗任意球很强的，但是现在越来越不行了”
进球以后，我老婆回我：“你真的懂球吗？”
[–]诺丁汉森林Sandygonads 274 points 2 hours ago
Literally me to my mate:
“I hate when commentators hype up free kicks this much, It’s going to take 5 minutes to set up and he’ll cannon it into the wall...”
Happy to be wrong
一样啊，我跟朋友打赌：“这些评论都在做梦啊，C罗绝对绕不过这个人墙...”
真的开心，我是错的
想起了2001年小贝，不得不进、注定会进的球
[–]英格兰wrdb2007 4752 points 3 hours ago
HE CLEARLY DIDNT WANT TO WEAR THOSE SHORTS!
C罗是真不想穿那些短裤
译注3：C罗总会撩起球裤，露出性感大腿~
[–]皇马ThisIsSenpalll 1269 points 3 hours ago
what a sexy leg
性感的大腿
[–]Millionmario 552 points 3 hours ago
Pure muscle
全是肌肉
[–]RedTwoBlue 539 points 3 hours ago
I can't handle this match. Too thrilling.
这比赛我真受不了了，太刺激了
[–]Xotic808 2262 points 3 hours ago
Arguably, Cristiano Ronaldo has just as much natural talent as Ricardo Quaresma..
讲道理，C罗的天赋和夸雷斯马差不多吧
译注4：意在赞颂C罗的后天努力
就缺世界杯了
[–]利物浦lntrinsic 380 points 3 hours ago
51st hat-trick in World Cup history and 51st hat-trick of Ronaldo's career
世界杯的第51顶帽子，C罗个人的第51个帽子戏法！
[–]LITW6991 2590 points 3 hours ago
Perfectly balanced as all things should be
一切顺遂，理应如此
[–]Zimbabweostriike 349 points 4 hours ago
FOOTBALL IS ONE HELL OF A DRUG
足球就是填满毒药的地狱啊，怎么都戒不掉